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Clips from Hot in Cleveland - The Play's the Thing (S01E01)

"We're just going to a wine tasting."
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"It's not exactly a photo shoot for vogue."
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"Yeah, well, what if someone"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Some guy, I guess."
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"I'm going with."
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"I don't either anymore."
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"How cute is he?"
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"Oh, I'll be so relieved when the bad pun stage is over."
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"It could be worse."
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"Now that she's dating pete."
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"Because of that owl that keeps me up at night."
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"- I think it's him. - It's weird."
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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
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"He's just so cute!"
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"Where is she?"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Which is why I am pleased to give you this package"
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"How did you get this?"
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"The mailman brought it."
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"And it's almost as if the hand of god was at work,"
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"Even how to survive a blizzard"
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"By crawling inside a bear carcass."
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"Actually, ms. Chase,"
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"Look, I'm flattered,"
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"But you have to!"
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"And our production is doomed"
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"Due of budget cuts."
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"The man wants to put the character names"
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"I was once where you are."
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"So dig deep and strive hard to be a true artist."
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"We got our first show on Friday,"
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"To see a bunch of amateur ragtime grab-ass up here."
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"Do the women know he's gay?"
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"Oh, big surprise."
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"And she's a paralegal."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"You know what?"
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"Excuse me,"
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"Nothing!"
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"My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand"
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"Drop and gimme 20."
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"This is a waking nightmare."
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"Well, everyone's just too scared to act."
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"Really. Well, nice to meet you, gina."
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"- Oh, hair and makeup. - Ah."
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"I keep telling her I should have a beard."
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"We need to motor through the boring parts."
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"They need a swift kick in the ass."
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"It's not helpful."
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"Just don't dehydrate them."
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"I'm surprised you're even speaking to her,"
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"It was no sound of music."
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"- Stop apologizing. - It's all forgotten."
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"I just lost track of time."
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"Oh, did I tell you,"
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"Raw cookie dough?"
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"The problem is juliet."
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"She had her baby this afternoon."
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"Clearly it's hard for you to relate to the untalented,"
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"- The wax is hot. Ready? - Yeah, yeah."
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"- Tomorrow night? - Yeah."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Aah!"
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"Yes, yes. That means you're afraid."
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"No, realizing your dream."
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"Because in that dream is the truth about yourself."
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"And visualize it."
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"Yeah, I see it."
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"What?"
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"Thank you, miss chase."
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"And I just want to shout it out loud!"
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"I know all of her lines,"
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"I think there are three empty seats over there."
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"That I have a boyfriend?"
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"She writes for the school paper."
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"Wow, you seem so happy."
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"in the legitimate theater again."
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"- Are you serious? - That's wonderful!"
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"What about your career?"
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"You know, in acting, we call that Michael Caine's law."
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"Or is it also because you look like a hideous freak"
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"without your eyebrow?"
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"What are you doing? That's Crisco!"
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"I can't help it. I'm delirious from cosmetics depravation."
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"I rush-ordered some Indonesian Rosewood oil last week,"
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"And it still hasn't arrived."
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"The indonesian rosewood is endangered."
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"I know. That's why the box is labeled "auto parts"."
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"tips off the Cleveland paparazzi?"
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"You called three times."
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"He's not coming."
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"Oh, Elka, have you gone goth?"
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"I'm going to a funeral."
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"Who died?"
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"I don't know."
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"My friend sheila crashes funerals to meet men."
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"But you have max."
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"Just because I'm chained to the fence,"
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"It doesn't mean I can't bark at the cars."
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"Good morning!"
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"Great morning!"
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"What else do you want for breakfast?"
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"I really don't have much of an appetite this morning."
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"So you women can talk about me."
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"How cute is she?"
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"Oh, very."
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"That way, you can frisk me again."
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"Well, you are a "person of interest"."
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"You know, we hardly ever see melanie"
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"I had to buy a box of them"
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"That's not an owl, that's them!"
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"Good lord, she hoots like that?"
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"Isn't pete the best?"
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""Owl" say."
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"It's nothing."
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"You better get dressed for our ohio wine tasting."
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"- Oh, no! - I totally forgot about that."
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"You know, I promised pete"
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"That I'd take him hiking this afternoon."
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