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Clips from Community (2009) - The First Chang Dynasty (S03E03)

Oh...

"Oh..."

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♪ Give me some rope time in a dream ♪

"♪ Give me some rope time in a dream ♪"

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- I'm watching you. - Move along.

"- I'm watching you. - Move along."

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How's the planning going

"How's the planning going"

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But you might be right.

"But you might be right."

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seem like they're close.

"seem like they're close."

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Snagged one of those flyers.

"Snagged one of those flyers."

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What kind of monster would... Photo booth with props!

"What kind of monster would... Photo booth with props!"

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But the fact is, wherever there is air,

"But the fact is, wherever there is air,"

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in the cafeteria, which we monitor.

"in the cafeteria, which we monitor."

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Oh, no, Jeffrey. Looks like PB and J again.

"Oh, no, Jeffrey. Looks like PB and J again."

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Oh, sorry, it's very clear in my head.

"Oh, sorry, it's very clear in my head."

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Key's around Chang's neck.

"Key's around Chang's neck."

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Just you and probably Obama.

"Just you and probably Obama."

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Great, so according to Troy's intel,

"Great, so according to Troy's intel,"

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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♪ Chang eats the sun and drinks the skies ♪

"♪ Chang eats the sun and drinks the skies ♪"

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Oh, crap! Someone call a plumber!

"Oh, crap! Someone call a plumber!"

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Whoa, you guys aren't the usual plumbers.

"Whoa, you guys aren't the usual plumbers."

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"Oh, Mr. Brand Loyalty over here."

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in case Chang wants to know why his birthday party

"in case Chang wants to know why his birthday party"

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then we'll have access to the basement door codes.

"then we'll have access to the basement door codes."

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and he's eating out of my hands.

"and he's eating out of my hands."

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Um, I just want to reiterate that this should be

"Um, I just want to reiterate that this should be"

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I'm in.

"I'm in."

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Pierce?

"Pierce?"

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I come to boogie down, I'm boogying down.

"I come to boogie down, I'm boogying down."

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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Nathan, tell me you got eyes on the Dean.

"Nathan, tell me you got eyes on the Dean."

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Jeffrey!

"Jeffrey!"

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but it's okay, they're coming back with a lotion.

"but it's okay, they're coming back with a lotion."

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What's so funny?

"What's so funny?"

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but we've already made it out with the real Dean.

"but we've already made it out with the real Dean."

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Ocean's eleven, baby.

"Ocean's eleven, baby."

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Pierce, I'm the real Dean.

"Pierce, I'm the real Dean."

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Getting caught the first time was part of the plan.

"Getting caught the first time was part of the plan."

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Fireworks show?

"Fireworks show?"

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the Greendale Seven and the worst Dean ever

"the Greendale Seven and the worst Dean ever"

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over the guy who just nailed an awesome solo?

"over the guy who just nailed an awesome solo?"

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And a-one, a-two, a Chang, Chang, Chang-four.

"And a-one, a-two, a Chang, Chang, Chang-four."

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We have to get out of here.

"We have to get out of here."

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What?

"What?"

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Chang started his solo.

"Chang started his solo."

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- but totally... - Perfect.

"- but totally... - Perfect."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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We're done? Done? Done? Done?

"We're done? Done? Done? Done?"

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It didn't begin this way.

"It didn't begin this way."

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You stole my life!

"You stole my life!"

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Carl, Richie, let me ex-Chang.

"Carl, Richie, let me ex-Chang."

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What happened to us?

"What happened to us?"

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and spit out degrees because that's what deans do.

"and spit out degrees because that's what deans do."

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Never wear a rubber.

"Never wear a rubber."

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Troy Barnes.

"Troy Barnes."

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It's quite a groove.

"It's quite a groove."

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Really, stop by. It'll blow your minds.

"Really, stop by. It'll blow your minds."

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A new day has dawn at Greendale Community College.

"A new day has dawn at Greendale Community College."

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Some said we'd never bounce back

"Some said we'd never bounce back"

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after the unfortunate events of the Star-Burns wake riot

"after the unfortunate events of the Star-Burns wake riot"

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instigated by the Greendale Seven.

"instigated by the Greendale Seven."

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But today the guilty parties have been expelled,

"But today the guilty parties have been expelled,"

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enrollment is up,

"enrollment is up,"

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and tuition is more affordable than ever.

"and tuition is more affordable than ever."

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And the architect of this modern-day miracle?

"And the architect of this modern-day miracle?"

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Security chief Benjamin Franklin Chang,

"Security chief Benjamin Franklin Chang,"

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a man who has brought security, harmony,

"a man who has brought security, harmony,"

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and success to what is fast becoming

"and success to what is fast becoming"

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the area's premier community college.

"the area's premier community college."

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Greendale's never been better. Thanks, Chang.

"Greendale's never been better. Thanks, Chang."

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You see? It's not the real Dean.

"You see? It's not the real Dean."

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Of course.

"Of course."

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The head of security at Greendale Community College

"The head of security at Greendale Community College"

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has kidnapped the Dean

"has kidnapped the Dean"

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and replaced him with a deanel-ganger.

"and replaced him with a deanel-ganger."

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Well, when you say it that way, it sounds ridiculous.

"Well, when you say it that way, it sounds ridiculous."

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Yeah, the word we used was doppel-deaner.

"Yeah, the word we used was doppel-deaner."

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Look, I hate cops.

"Look, I hate cops."

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You have to do something.

"You have to do something."

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Isn't this a felony?

"Isn't this a felony?"

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Chang is holding a man against his will.

"Chang is holding a man against his will."

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The real Dean never would have expelled us.

"The real Dean never would have expelled us."

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He loved us.

"He loved us."

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Unfortunately, love is not admissible evidence.

"Unfortunately, love is not admissible evidence."

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♪ Love is not admissible evidence ♪

"♪ Love is not admissible evidence ♪"

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I'm working on a cop opera.

"I'm working on a cop opera."

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Cop-ra!

"Cop-ra!"

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Police-ical!

"Police-ical!"

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Fine. We'll get some proof.

"Fine. We'll get some proof."

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No, you won't.

"No, you won't."

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If I catch any of you within 50 feet

"If I catch any of you within 50 feet"

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of Greendale, I'll throw you all in jail.

"of Greendale, I'll throw you all in jail."

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Thanks for the hot water.

"Thanks for the hot water."

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Wait, cop-ra!

"Wait, cop-ra!"

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♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪

"♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"

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for my birthday Chang-stravaganza?

"for my birthday Chang-stravaganza?"

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The magician's booked, and the invitations went out

"The magician's booked, and the invitations went out"

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to the school board and the budweiser frogs.

"to the school board and the budweiser frogs."

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Perfect.

"Perfect."

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Yeah, um, one little snag.

"Yeah, um, one little snag."

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See, we're kind of running out of money,

"See, we're kind of running out of money,"

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what with all the students dropping out

"what with all the students dropping out"

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and the cost of your throne.

"and the cost of your throne."

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It's a prescription throne.

"It's a prescription throne."

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I have back mumps.

"I have back mumps."

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Don't look it up. It's rare.

"Don't look it up. It's rare."

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We should free up some revenue for entertainment at the party.

"We should free up some revenue for entertainment at the party."

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Where's my deanel-Chang-er?

"Where's my deanel-Chang-er?"

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Fire the custodial staff.

"Fire the custodial staff."

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Okay. Cool.

"Okay. Cool."

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Do you think I could get out a little early?

"Do you think I could get out a little early?"

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My wife's getting her braces off, and I...

"My wife's getting her braces off, and I..."

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I love how binoculars make far away things

"I love how binoculars make far away things"

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- They're like... - Telephones for your eyes.

"- They're like... - Telephones for your eyes."

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First Chang kidnaps the Dean,

"First Chang kidnaps the Dean,"

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and now he throws himself a birthday party?

"and now he throws himself a birthday party?"

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It's just like Stalin back in Russia times.

"It's just like Stalin back in Russia times."

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Dance-off? Sundae bar?

"Dance-off? Sundae bar?"

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One of those Ed Hardy street magicians?

"One of those Ed Hardy street magicians?"

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Chang's got to be holding the Dean on campus,

"Chang's got to be holding the Dean on campus,"

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but there's no way we're gonna get past those guards.

"but there's no way we're gonna get past those guards."

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We need somebody on the inside.

"We need somebody on the inside."

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