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Clips from Louie (2010) - Untitled (S05E05)

"Give it up for Louie C.K.!"
Louie (2010)
"Uh, that bee joke was hilarious."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you. So funny."
Louie (2010)
"You're like, "Yeah, I want to be a beekeeper,"
Louie (2010)
"but it's just...""
Louie (2010)
"Too many bees! Yeah, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, thanks, man. Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"And there is no better way to say I'm ready, okay,"
Louie (2010)
"than some hard nipples just staring at you."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, have you heard his bee joke?"
Louie (2010)
"Uh, no, I haven't. It's so funny, man."
Louie (2010)
"He's like, "Yeah, so I want to go into beekeeping, right,"
Louie (2010)
""want to be a beekeeper, but I just feel like,"
Louie (2010)
""I don't know, there are so many bees involved,"
Louie (2010)
"and I don't think I can really handle that, you know.""
Louie (2010)
"It's really hilarious. No, no, no."
Louie (2010)
""Yeah, so maybe I feel like one bee,"
Louie (2010)
""so, you know, I'm just gonna--"
Louie (2010)
"Well, I kind of go, I just say,"
Louie (2010)
""just too many bees."
Louie (2010)
"So, I'm just gonna keep one bee.""
Louie (2010)
"I got to-- I got to-- I got to-- I got to go upstairs."
Louie (2010)
"I'll see you later, man. Nice talking to you."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, you're a good crowd."
Louie (2010)
"So, welcome to the stage"
Louie (2010)
"Crazy Glazy, everybody."
Louie (2010)
"Achoo!"
Louie (2010)
"Hello. Hi, Louie."
Louie (2010)
"How are you today?"
Louie (2010)
"Good. How are you? All right."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, how are you?"
Louie (2010)
"Hello."
Louie (2010)
"Well, she's not."
Louie (2010)
"Well, you're not."
Louie (2010)
"I mean..."
Louie (2010)
"Jane?"
Louie (2010)
"Yahey, Jane."
Louie (2010)
"It's "hello" in Navajo."
Louie (2010)
"So, what's going on with you?"
Louie (2010)
"She's had a few little issues,"
Louie (2010)
"Jane, what's going on with you?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, I had a really bad rash here on my arm."
Louie (2010)
"See? Like, right along here."
Louie (2010)
"Try to imagine big, red, blotchy spots."
Louie (2010)
"The skin's all pink, and it itches."
Louie (2010)
"Mm, I think I can imagine that."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, Skip, it was, like, two days."
Louie (2010)
"It was only there for--"
Louie (2010)
"It lasted about a month."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know. Might have been longer."
Louie (2010)
"How long did it last?"
Louie (2010)
"Like a month."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah? Your head?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"It's like..."
Louie (2010)
"I get this weird feeling that I'm sweating"
Louie (2010)
"but on the inside of my face."
Louie (2010)
"And then I get this weird thing"
Louie (2010)
"where my eyes are all weird"
Louie (2010)
"and I can see electricity."
Louie (2010)
"colliding and floating and playing."
Louie (2010)
"and then just wish hard enough,"
Louie (2010)
"into nothing"
Louie (2010)
"like I was before I was born."
Louie (2010)
"Sounds to me like you're dehydrated."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. What else?"
Louie (2010)
"Mm, that's it."
Louie (2010)
"Good."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. Thanks, Doctor."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, let's go."
Louie (2010)
"Have a good-- Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Lilly's lucky."
Louie (2010)
"Why?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't have any friends."
Louie (2010)
"You have friends."
Louie (2010)
"But you guys were so close."
Louie (2010)
"What do you mean she hates you?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, you see, she wrote this thing,"
Louie (2010)
"like a petition,"
Louie (2010)
"and it said, "Who hates Jane?""
Louie (2010)
"And every single person in the class signed it."
Louie (2010)
"Who is it?"
Louie (2010)
"When did this--"
Louie (2010)
"Who's Melissa to write some shit like that?"
Louie (2010)
"Hi. Come on in. How are you?"
Louie (2010)
"Lilly's just getting it together."
Louie (2010)
"Stop it. Stop it. Hi, Jane."
Louie (2010)
"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"Jesus."
Louie (2010)
"Lilly?"
Louie (2010)
"Hi, Dad. Hey."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Did you have fun? Yup."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, they were great."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. She's so great."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, um, could you help me with something?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, wha..."
Louie (2010)
"What do you need? Uh, I just--"
Louie (2010)
"You know, there's so little room."
Louie (2010)
"I thought that when-- when Jack left,"
Louie (2010)
"that suddenly there would be all this extra space, but..."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, uh, move it to..."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I was-- I was gonna try it in the living room."
Louie (2010)
"You know, I just can't sleep with it in here."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, I-- I can't."
Louie (2010)
"I-- I mean, I can't just-- I can't just move it."
Louie (2010)
"No, I mean, it's a hu-- Look at it. It's huge."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, that's-- I'd have to--"
Louie (2010)
"That-- That's a-- You'd have to drain it mostly"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, it's a professional..."
Louie (2010)
"You'd have to..."
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"Oh..."
Louie (2010)
"- Sorry. - No, sorry, I can't anymore."
Louie (2010)
"I can't. It's just too hard."
Louie (2010)
"I keep trying and trying every day,"
Louie (2010)
"I can't. I just can't do everything."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I'm sorry I..."
Louie (2010)
"Well, uh, listen, I'm-- I'm really sorry you're--"
Louie (2010)
"I'm really sorry you're going through that, but, um..."
Louie (2010)
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