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Clips from King of the Hill - Death of a Propane Salesman (S03E03)

"HE SELLS LIFE INSURANCE ON TV."
King of the Hill
"YEAH. WELL, ANYWAY, THE LIONS WERE BLITZING"
King of the Hill
"AND ROGER ROLLED OUT OF THE POCKET, RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE."
King of the Hill
"BUT THESE TWO LIONS WERE CLOSING IN ON HIM."
King of the Hill
"HE SAW A STRAWBERRY... CUP OF GATORADE."
King of the Hill
"WELL, ROGER TOOK A DRINK OF THAT GATORADE."
King of the Hill
"BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, SON."
King of the Hill
"ROGER EVER TASTED."
King of the Hill
"OHH."
King of the Hill
"IT'S FUNNY, DAD."
King of the Hill
"YOU TOLD IT GREAT."
King of the Hill
"I GOT AN EVEN BETTER JOKE FOR YOU."
King of the Hill
"TWO ESKIMOS WANT TO BUY A CAR TOGETHER"
King of the Hill
"AND THEY BRING THEIR MONEY WITH THEM."
King of the Hill
"OH! DID I SAY THEY WERE TRADING IN THEIR DOGSLED?"
King of the Hill
"GOOD. 'CAUSE THAT'S THE PUNCH LINE."
King of the Hill
"SO THEY HAVE TO STAY IN A HOTEL."
King of the Hill
"I'M GONNA LEAVE OUT THE BELLHOP PART"
King of the Hill
"'CAUSE IT DOESN'T REALLY GO ANYWHERE."
King of the Hill
"GOD, THIS IS A GOOD JOKE!"
King of the Hill
"Maria: HANK! LOOK OUT!"
King of the Hill
"IT'S GOING TO BLOW!"
King of the Hill
"( dry chuckle ) VERY FUNNY."
King of the Hill
"HEY, HANK, YOU GOT A LIGHT?"
King of the Hill
"HELP, HONEY."
King of the Hill
"MY ARM'S BEEN BLOWN OFF BY PROPANE."
King of the Hill
"HA-HA, JOE JACK."
King of the Hill
"SERIOUSLY, BABY"
King of the Hill
"THANKS FOR BLOWING UP THE MEGA LO MART."
King of the Hill
"PROPANE AT MEGA LO MART?"
King of the Hill
"I'M BREAKIN' UP WITH YOU."
King of the Hill
"HUH?"
King of the Hill
"BUCKLEY AND LUANNE ARE IN THERE!"
King of the Hill
"THAT WAY, I COULD BE YOUR OPENING ACT"
King of the Hill
"YOUR DAD GOT BLOWN UP."
King of the Hill
"HANK!"
King of the Hill
"I WAS SO WORRIED."
King of the Hill
"OH, AND, LUANNE."
King of the Hill
"( screaming )"
King of the Hill
"I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT SO FAR IT APPEARS"
King of the Hill
"I'M BALD!"
King of the Hill
"WHAT'S TAKING THEM SO LONG?"
King of the Hill
"I DIDN'T, SO LET'S GO HIT SOME BALLS."
King of the Hill
"YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD ABOUT IT."
King of the Hill
"DALE, THE BOY IS NO MORE."
King of the Hill
"( horn honking )"
King of the Hill
"I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT EXPLOSION"
King of the Hill
"UH, CAN HE CALL YOU BACK?"
King of the Hill
"LOOK AT THESE PICTURES"
King of the Hill
"( shrieks )"
King of the Hill
""WE MADE YOU A WIG.""
King of the Hill
"AND I NEVER LOOKED BACK."
King of the Hill
"I'M GOING IN."
King of the Hill
"OH. DIDN'T THINK"
King of the Hill
"SO WHEN CAN I EXPECT YOU BACK?"
King of the Hill
"AND A SAD OCCASION."
King of the Hill
"NOW THAT HE'S GONE, I FEEL A BIG HOLE IN MY LIFE."
King of the Hill
"I THINK WE ALL DO."
King of the Hill
"IS A WORLD WITHOUT BUCKLEY A WORLD WE WANT TO LIVE IN?!"
King of the Hill
"HE KNOW, FOR SURE..."
King of the Hill
"AND NOW THIS?"
King of the Hill
"EVERY SONG I PLAY SOUNDS LIKE "FEELS SO GOOD.""
King of the Hill
"NO."
King of the Hill
"MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PARTNER."
King of the Hill
"YOUR FEAR OF PROPANE."
King of the Hill
"'CAUSE I'D LIKE TO THROW MY HAT IN THE RING."
King of the Hill
"MAN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HANK"
King of the Hill
"LIKE THAT DANG OLD"
King of the Hill
"IT IS HARD TO FEEL SORRY FOR THAT LITTLE BOY."
King of the Hill
"TO RUN AWAY."
King of the Hill
"STRANGE SINEAD O'CONNOR ACT."
King of the Hill
"( gasps )"
King of the Hill
"( sniffling )"
King of the Hill
"HE HEADED FOR THE SIDELINES"
King of the Hill
"THEN OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE"
King of the Hill
"I GET IT."
King of the Hill
"NO."
King of the Hill
"AND..."
King of the Hill
"BOBBY, ARE YOU IN THE BATH YET?"
King of the Hill
"WHAT?"
King of the Hill
"DAD, HOW'D YOU FIND ME?"
King of the Hill
"I MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE."
King of the Hill
"( exhales )"
King of the Hill
"THEY MADE ME A WIG."
King of the Hill
"THAT'S WHY I STILL HAVE MY EYEBROWS."
King of the Hill
"HE TELLS A JOKE AT A FUNERAL."
King of the Hill
"UH..."
King of the Hill
"I-I'D TAKE HIM TO BASEBALL GAMES"
King of the Hill
"YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE A BABY BORN INTO THIS WORLD"
King of the Hill
"IT DON'T MATTER, MAN."
King of the Hill
"LET'S START WITH CHUCK."
King of the Hill
"SO THE MONEY MELTS 'CAUSE IT'S A SNOWBALL."
King of the Hill
"THAT'S A REAL GOOD ONE FOR THE 15th TIME."
King of the Hill
"AND MAYBE I SHOULD NOT KNOW THAT ALL MEGA LO MART EMPLOYEES"
King of the Hill
"HE GOING TO DIE."
King of the Hill
"( Peggy sighs )"
King of the Hill
"COME ON. SMELL THE PIE, GIRL."
King of the Hill
"HURRY, HANK!"
King of the Hill
"BUILDINGS EXPLODE."
King of the Hill
"COME ON."
King of the Hill
"UH..."
King of the Hill
"YOU ARE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE AFRAID OF PROPANE."
King of the Hill
"I WAS IN A PROPANE EXPLOSION"
King of the Hill
"WELL, UH, THERE WAS THIS MAN"
King of the Hill
"UH, OKAY."
King of the Hill
"( short scream )"
King of the Hill
"NEVER AGAIN SIPPING WINE"
King of the Hill
"AND MY DYING SHOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST."
King of the Hill
"WELL, IT'S GETTING THERE."
King of the Hill
"BUSY. TAKE A MESSAGE."
King of the Hill
"WHAT'S THIS?"
King of the Hill
"BEYOND THE TRI-YARD AREA."
King of the Hill
"( whistles )"
King of the Hill
"DOESN'T TASTE LIKE BUCKLEY."
King of the Hill
"THIS IS THE WAY THAT RATIONAL PEOPLE DEAL WITH DEATH, HANK--"
King of the Hill
"I BARELY KNEW BUCKLEY."
King of the Hill
"THEN OUT OF CORNER OF HIS EYE"
King of the Hill
"NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF."
King of the Hill
"PREVIOUSLY ON KING OF THE HILL."
King of the Hill
"( mouthpiece hissing )"
King of the Hill
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