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Clips from King of the Hill - Death of a Propane Salesman (S03E03)

"HOW MUCH BUDDHISTS SURE LIKE A STORY."
King of the Hill
"( chuckling )"
King of the Hill
"AH, ANYWAY, STORY BEGIN WITH MAN BEING CHASED BY FEROCIOUS TIGER."
King of the Hill
"MAN FALLS OFF."
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"HALFWAY DOWN, HE GRAB ONTO A BRANCH."
King of the Hill
"HE LOOK UP..."
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"AND SEE ONE HUNGRY TIGER."
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"WAITING FOR HIM ON THE GROUND BELOW."
King of the Hill
"THAT NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE."
King of the Hill
"HE SEE A WILD STRAWBERRY, GROWING FROM SAME BRANCH."
King of the Hill
"OH, HE PLUCK IT..."
King of the Hill
"IT WAS THE SWEETEST-TASTING STRAWBERRY HE EVER HAD."
King of the Hill
"( chuckling )"
King of the Hill
"YEAH, BUT IT WAS FUNNY."
King of the Hill
"THERE'S NO HOT WATER!"
King of the Hill
"OH, THE HEATER"
King of the Hill
"WILL YOU CHECK ON IT, HANK?"
King of the Hill
"SO IS IT LIT?"
King of the Hill
"OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, HANK"
King of the Hill
"I WILL DO IT MYSELF."
King of the Hill
"HANK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
King of the Hill
"YOU WON'T GO TO WORK;"
King of the Hill
"MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE IT DOES FEEL SO GOOD..."
King of the Hill
"TO BE ALIVE."
King of the Hill
"NO, THAT'S NOT IT."
King of the Hill
"NOTHING MUCH TO TALK ABOUT."
King of the Hill
"AND NOW I'M AFRAID OF PROPANE."
King of the Hill
"NEXT PERSON?"
King of the Hill
"DO YOU THINK HE NEEDS SHOCK TREATMENT?"
King of the Hill
"IS YOUR OWN DEATH."
King of the Hill
"I'M AFRAID OF PROPANE."
King of the Hill
"YOU'RE TRANSFERRING, MR. HILL."
King of the Hill
"THE THOUGHT OF MISSING ALL YOUR FAMILY'S SPECIAL MOMENTS."
King of the Hill
"NO!"
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"WITH YOUR FRIENDS, SCRATCHING YOUR CAT, OR CATS."
King of the Hill
"NO, NO, NO! ( hissing )"
King of the Hill
"MR. HILL, ONLY WHEN YOU DEAL WITH YOUR FEAR OF DEATH"
King of the Hill
"WILL YOU BE ABLE TO OVERCOME"
King of the Hill
"STOP IT! CAN'T YOU HEAR THE HISSING?"
King of the Hill
"IT'S PROPANE! THIS ROOM'S GONNA BLOW!"
King of the Hill
"BY CLIPPING ARTICLES OUT"
King of the Hill
"IT IS ALSO MY HOBBY. GOOD LORD."
King of the Hill
"WHAT? PEGGY, WHAT..."
King of the Hill
"UGH."
King of the Hill
"UGH."
King of the Hill
"THEY BEAT THE AGGIES, BUT THEY COULD NOT BEAT THAT TRAIN."
King of the Hill
"WELL, YEAH, I THINK ABOUT IT, HANK."
King of the Hill
"I AM NOT GOING TO DIE."
King of the Hill
"CHROMIUM PICKLE-O-NATE-- EVERY ORIFICE, EVERY DAY."
King of the Hill
"HEY, HANK!"
King of the Hill
"LET ME GIVE YOU PIECE OF ADVICE."
King of the Hill
"YOU NEED TO RELAX AND ENJOY LIFE."
King of the Hill
"I GOT THIS STORY ABOUT A TIGER."
King of the Hill
"I ALREADY HEARD THAT JOKE, KHAN."
King of the Hill
"( chuckling ): STRAWBERRY."
King of the Hill
"WHEN YOU'RE GONE?"
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"AND ME AND PEGGY COULD SIT UP IN BED AT NIGHT"
King of the Hill
"PICKING OUT COLLEGES."
King of the Hill
"I'LL TAKE THE BOY."
King of the Hill
"THE WIDOW HILL IS ON HER OWN."
King of the Hill
"DON'T SHAKE HIS HAND; LET GO OF THAT."
King of the Hill
"I'M NOT SAYING BOBBY GOES TO EITHER OF YOU."
King of the Hill
"I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE OKAY."
King of the Hill
"ABOUT THAT DANG OL' MEANING OF LIFE, MAN."
King of the Hill
"BE LIKE A BUTTERFLY, FLAPPING HIS WINGS"
King of the Hill
"DEEP DOWN IN THE FOREST, MAN."
King of the Hill
"IT GONNA CAUSE A TREE FALL LIKE 5,000 MILES AWAY, MAN."
King of the Hill
"NOBODY SEE IT; NOBODY DONE... DON'T EVEN HAPPEN."
King of the Hill
"AIN'T GOT NO DANG FRIENDS"
King of the Hill
"BUT YOU'RE GONNA COME IN AND FIND OUT"
King of the Hill
"MAN, SEE, LIKE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN."
King of the Hill
"WHAT YOU GOING..."
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"IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BORN INTO THIS WORLD, MAN."
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"IT'S LIKE THIS, MAN, THE DUST AND THE WIND, MAN"
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"IT'S ALL OLDIES ALL THE TIME."
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""I THINK, THEREFORE YOU ARE," MAN."
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"ISN'T IT, BOOMHAUER?"
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"HANK! HANK!"
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"CONNIE SAYS HE RAN AWAY, AND HE'S ALREADY"
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"BOBBY!"
King of the Hill
"HERE'S A FRUIT PIE; YOU GET LADYBIRD."
King of the Hill
"ALL RIGHT, SHE'S LOCKED ON BOBBY'S SCENT."
King of the Hill
"COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GO."
King of the Hill
"OH, I HOPE HE FINDS BOBBY BEFORE DARK."
King of the Hill
"WHERE CHILDREN ARE TOO BUSY SEWING WHOOSHES ON TENNIS SHOES"
King of the Hill
"I HEARD ENOUGH FROM YOU!"
King of the Hill
"WHY NOT YOU?"
King of the Hill
"BIG DEAL."
King of the Hill
"Buckley: HEY... SO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY"
King of the Hill
"SO HERE'S SOME CDs I DON'T LISTEN TO ANYMORE."
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"LATER, BUCKLEY."
King of the Hill
"( sobbing ): BUCKLEY."
King of the Hill
"( gasps )"
King of the Hill
"NO, YOU'RE NOT."
King of the Hill
"( British accent ): YOU'RE RIGHT AS RAIN, WHAT-WHAT?"
King of the Hill
"AND SUCH A PRETTY YOUNG THING AS WELL."
King of the Hill
"BUT..."
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"OOH, THAT'S JUST RUBBISH."
King of the Hill
"WHY DON'T YOU TRY ON THAT LOVELY WIG?"
King of the Hill
"OH..."
King of the Hill
"HOW DO I LOOK?"
King of the Hill
"( British accent ): OH... HMM."
King of the Hill
"LET'S SEE IT OFF AGAIN?"
King of the Hill
"AND SAID HE SAW YOU OVER HERE."
King of the Hill
"OH. HE WAS PROBABLY JUST LOOKING FOR HIS MOM."
King of the Hill
"YEAH, SO, UH..."
King of the Hill
"WELL, WHEN THAT HAPPENED, I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE DEAD"
King of the Hill
"AND TODAY YOU WERE TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS"
King of the Hill
"ABOUT DYING, AND... I GUESS"
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"I FREAKED OUT."
King of the Hill
"AW, SON, YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORRYING"
King of the Hill
"A BOY YOUR AGE OUGHT TO WORRY"
King of the Hill
"YOU KNOW, GETTING DATES."
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"YOU NEED TO RELAX AND ENJOY LIFE."
King of the Hill
"THE STORY ABOUT THE MAN AND THE TIGER?"
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"BY A FEROCIOUS TIGER."
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"A DETROIT LION, TWO OF 'EM."
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"AND THE MAN WAS"
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"COWBOY HALL OF FAMER ROGER STAUBACH."
King of the Hill
"I KNOW HIM."
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