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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"Yeah, Cyril, you are sorry because you still look"
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"like an idiot. You look like, uh... Oh, my God."
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"Hang on. Wait, wait, wait. I-I actually have something for this!"
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"- Mi... - Mike Ducockless!"
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"- She-Hulk, those pipes just sold a million records. - Which is amazing!"
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"- Yeah, I guess. - I don't know."
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"- with the excuses. - Sir, you have an entire battalion sitting idle"
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"- What? - Wait, what?"
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"Surprise."
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"Jinx!"
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"Cyril!?"
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"- Jesus Christ, fine. Whatever you want. - Bravo Two, this"
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"you get drunk with at Myrtle Beach and cruise the strip in the bed of their monster truck"
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"- and the second time she blackmailed me. - How did she blackmail you?"
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"No! That was something else! He was never with us as a child!"
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"- Oh. Then, yes. - I'm home. I'm finally home."
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"You tell me, crazy pregnant hormone lady."
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"What's it look like I'm doing?! B-But before you answer, please"
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"Let's see Ms. Archer bitch about that."
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"Let go of me!"
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"- Yeah, but it's wearing off now. - And I will tell you"
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"Good-bye, Mr. Archer. Give my regards to William Howard Taft."
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"- Hey! - Pam!"
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"- I thought I actually was a pussy. - Hurts, huh?"
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"- You what?! - What?!"
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"Anyway. Okay, now, Comandante, arrest these people."
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"W-Well? Don't just stand there, you cowards! Do something!"
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"Oh, really? That-that is obviously not what I..."
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"- No, not to him! He's not the rebels! - Kind of a moot point, though, isn't it?"
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"- No, she is. See? - Let go of her throat,"
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"Damn it, man, forget your kimonos."
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"have been if he wanted. Look, the 22nd amendment to your constitution"
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"I'm gonna go Jerry Lee on your ass!"
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"- How are you not dead? - 'Cause I'm not a pussy?"
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"Don't shoot, don't shoot! We surrender!"
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"What's that?"
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"- The painting... you idiot. - Oh."
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"- Literally. - Are you literally insane?!"
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"Aaaaaah!"
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"I'm not a dictator! I'm a president, like your Jorge Washington!"
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"don't say "literally being emasculated," because I looked that up, and... ick."
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"Because it touched your... junk."
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"But, Presidente, the rebels, they have smashed"
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"Nobody move."
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"- Ow. No. Ow, ow, ow. Ooh... - Now, then!"
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"- Can you not? - Can you not?"
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"Just pick a stupid car. But the perfect car, so that for"
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"- fields with the rebels' blood! - Gross!"
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"- And suddenly I don't feel so bad. - You did before?"
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"- Hurry! We must get you out of here. - Wait, and me!"
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"- Wait. Whoa, no. I... - Well, then, good luck getting any more weapons,"
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"- No...! - No...!"
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"- Eee! Cowboy music? - Presidente,"
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"- Damn it, Pam. - Why the hell did you do that?"
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"Yes..."
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"But even though it's very delicate, it can withstand a surprising amount of shit."
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"- Ouch. - Which, turns out, was"
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"Dead. And now you, Mr. Archer, can join her in..."
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"Did you never see The Thomas Crown Affair?"
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"- Stop it. - Make me."
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"Wait, what? Hey, guys. Um..."
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"- Yeah. Now do you want to help? - Huh. Oh, okay."
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"Seriously, I am not your servant. Ow, quit-quit..."
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"- anonymous sex? - I... we had already met."
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"- Wait, what about Krieger? - Oh, for... who cares about Krieger?"
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"I-I... No, I didn't."
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"- Ow! - Seriously."
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"- And also probably 'cause of this. - Is that Cyril's?"
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"I can't believe I married you."
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"- Wait a minute, where is my wife? - And where is Sterling?"
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"- please, permission to redeploy the troops at the airport. - Ay, aah!"
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"- No. - No....!"
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"Hey, so..."
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