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Clips from King of the Hill - The Company Man (S02E02)

"Please, ma'am! I'm trying to carry on a conversation!"
King of the Hill
"Yeah, yeah, I see your rear, very nice."
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"Now, how about it, Mr. Holloway?"
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"Will you say yes to Strickland Propane?"
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"- Buy me a mint julep. - Heck, that's not a Texas drink."
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"You can't even keep your stereotypes straight."
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"Mint julep, please."
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"Oh, honey, I know exactly how you feel."
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"Every night, my boss makes me put on this humiliating outfit..."
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"to seduce some drunk out of his money."
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"We're a lot alike."
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"Why do we do it..."
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"We do it for the money, cowboy."
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"- Six figures? - Oh, yeah."
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"Soon, I'll have enough to stay home with my granddaughter and her baby."
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"Hey, how about a lap dance?"
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"- Honey, what are you still doing up? - I don't get it."
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"How could he have fought in the Spanish-American War..."
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"the same year he invented the world's first pressure-cooking chicken fryer?"
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"Oh, Bobby, your father never fought in any war."
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"The man I most admire now is Col. Sanders."
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"Here's your julep, Holloway. Let's talk propane."
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"Where's the vodka? Where's the tomato juice?"
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"Maybe I ought to let Thatherton buy my drinks from now on."
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"I tell you what!"
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"But one of these days, when your propane mixture's only 89 percent..."
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"and you have a smelly condo development full of crying babies..."
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"whose bottles haven't been properly heated..."
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"And I sell propane and propane accessories..."
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"with honor and dignity!"
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"Them's fighting words, J.R."
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"- I'm not gonna fight you. - I'll fight you, pilgrim!"
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"Yee-haw!"
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"He doesn't own a Cadillac."
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"And he doesn't wear cowboy boots, because he's not a cowboy."
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"And on account of they squish his toes."
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"But the man I admire most is a real Texan."
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"He is my daddy, Hank Hill."
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"That's my boy! Yeah!"
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"And I want to thank my dad..."
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"specially for accepting me and raising me as his own..."
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"even though I was fathered by another man..."
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"Howdy, Hank! HANK: Mr. Strickland."
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"Oh, you got that right, Bobby."
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"What the heck is this?"
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"That's where you're wrong."
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"I'm gonna close this deal the same way I always do."
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"A cup of coffee, a slice of pie and a handshake."
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"It's kinda interesting, the word "customer" begins with "C.U.""
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"And we want to be your friend, too, Mr. Holloway."
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"Pleasure meeting you, Holloway."
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"Careful now, this Frito pie is spicy, spicy, spicy."
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"You know, Mr. Holloway, I once had a pair of boots."
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"And that's the story of what happened to my boots."
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"You know what else he needs? A hat."
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"Look, Peggy, being a salesman is a little like being an actor."
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"Hey, Dad? I was going over the stuff you told Mr. Holloway."
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"I gotta get my facts straight, Dad!"
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"And these Sunday-school kids are tough!"
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"Mr. Hill, your table is ready."
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"Lord, no, Mr. Holloway! You're gonna fill up on free stuff."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Gribble."
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"- Holloway, don't move a muscle. - Get me some protection, too!"
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"we're going to Jug Store Cowboys..."
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"Get out."
King of the Hill
"Okay, there's some people over there that want to look, too."
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"You call this a mint julep?"
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"Mister, I'll tell you what!"
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"You wanna go with Thatherton? Go!"
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"This isn't a John Wayne movie, Holloway!"
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"You should be proud, son. You're his seed."
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"- Here's your spurs, J. R! - I helped pick 'em out."
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"for the G-strings?"
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"I should be home, too..."
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"on our propane-powered Hotpoint range."
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"Yes, ma'am. Three slices of pecan pie and two cups of coffee."
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"but your time is so valuable."
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"A big Texas-sized twister, I tell you what."
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"I never made six figures a year at the Potato Hut."
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"Who cares about the carpet? You hurt my feelings."
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"Y'all look like that dang old Hoss Cartwright..."
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"you give me a call. My name is Hank Hill."
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"$50 ought to cover it."
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"I'm gonna go test my grip."
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"Boy, Thatherton, those are some pretty tough sales quotas, I tell you what."
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"But we got some competition. M.F. Thatherton."
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"M.F. Thatherton. Thatherton Fuels."
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"'Cause at Thatherton Fuels, we're everybody's friend."
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"I'll let old Hank get on with his "14 reasons" speech."
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"I just want you to be yourself while I'm here."
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"And this!"
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"Well, propane will do everything..."
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"I can always tell when a customer's ready for the close."
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"I thought you might be mad."
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"You see, that's the difference between us. You're a worker bee..."
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"You know, Mr. Holloway, Texas has changed a lot since the 1850s."
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"Well, you can't bury a man in his stocking feet."
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"The noted poet Ogden Nash wrote his poem, The Cow."
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"I'm only not wearing the hat because of my solemn vow..."
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"I'm just playing a role, you know..."
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"How could Mom get pregnant with me if you spent the '80s..."
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"I'll help you, son. I promise."
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"- Finish it and it's free. - How much if you can't finish it?"
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"I like that guy."
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"That, as I said, keeps you in pretty dresses like that one."
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"- He make you wear that hat? - Yep."
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"- Mint julep? - It's not for me. I got a Yankee client."
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"I don't want your business! Not this way!"
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"And can I have ones, you know..."
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