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Clips from King of the Hill - The Company Man (S02E02)

"but as a member of our team."
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"Pie."
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"- Do you like pie? - I do!"
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"They got the best pie in town here, Mr. Holloway."
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"What'll you have, Hank? Salesman special?"
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"Let me let you in on a little salesman trick."
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"'Cause if you run into a hitch, you got no place to go."
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"It doesn't even have the theme from Dallas."
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"Mr. Holloway, I won't beat around the bush."
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"There's 14 reasons to go with Strickland Propane."
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"14 very compelling reasons."
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"J.R., J.R., he's a really bad guy"
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"who lives on a ranch with his mom"
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"Say, I'm gonna call you "J.R." From now on!"
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"Well, howdy, Hank."
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"Ain't you gonna introduce me to your golden-throated friend, here?"
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"Sure, I'll introduce you. Mr. Holloway..."
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"by the Texas Propane Association..."
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"Dang glad to meet you, M.F."
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"I'm his son, Bobby. I'm waiting for my pie."
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"He gets his sense of humor from both his parents, thank you very much."
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"that you met a real Texan today, M.F. Thatherton."
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"Jo Tiffany, you better make that pie à la mode."
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"Under your very feet, Mr. Holloway..."
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"is what's called the propane crossroads."
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"It's the only place in the world you can straddle the East and West pipelines."
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"You want Texas, Mr. Holloway? This is Texas."
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"Where are the oil wells? Where are the rattlers?"
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"J.R., I want to buy a six-shooter."
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"Oh. Oh."
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"Mmm."
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"That's yummy. Yes, it's wonderful."
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"I told you nicely to buy me a gun."
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"Look at all this nothing! What's the suicide rate out here?"
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"Do you mean right here?"
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"'Cause this is where Holloway Hollows is going up."
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"Yeah, it's the darn unions. Come on, boys..."
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"finish up them Little Debbies and get back to work."
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"- Where's your cowboy boots? - I don't have cowboy boots."
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"Jeez. I just wanted to see some boots or spurs, or anything."
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"And you don't have real boots, or guns, or nothing."
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"Thatherton!"
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"And..."
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"And then, one day, my Uncle Fess lost his in a tornado."
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"- Oh, you mean a twister? - Yep."
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"Well, that dang twister sucked his boots plumb off."
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"It's the Cowboy Code. So I gave him my boots."
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"In the summer of 1953..."
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"something that I treasure happened right there in that pink house."
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"What, Peggy?"
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""The cow is of the bovine ilk"
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""One end is moo, the other, milk""
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"Sir..."
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"I don't really recommend a cowboy boot for a chubby-toed customer like yourself."
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"You might want to try a Birkenstock sandal."
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"Shut the hell up."
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"Well, that sure would complete the outfit."
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"But I don't want to scar the carpet."
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"I want to see Texas with a guy in a big cowboy hat like mine!"
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"I'm not wearing a dumb hat!"
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"I thought you were a real Texan, like that Thatherton fellow from the coffee shop."
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"I made to President Lyndon Baines Johnson..."
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"on the occasion of the birth of his daughter, Lynda Bird."
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"Lyndon Johnson killed our Kennedy."
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"Oh, Lord. Not now!"
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"Hey, man!"
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"You might wanna call Dr. Scholl's, man, 911!"
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"with that old crap, man, yo."
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"Toe cramp! Toe cramp! Hurry!"
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"All right. What is going on, Hank?"
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"The way Bobby tells it, you bought my freedom..."
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"from the Comanches with your rodeo winnings?"
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"like that fella at the dinner theater you liked so much."
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"This is not Camelot, and you are not Jason Alexander."
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"You're not wearing that to dinner, are you?"
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"What? You don't like it? I got this pantsuit special for tonight."
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"Oh, here!"
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"You know, I'd forgotten just how pretty this is."
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"in a Mexican POW camp?"
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"Look, Bobby, some of that stuff..."
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"The details aren't so important."
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"There's a Q and A after my speech tomorrow."
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"When I get home tonight, we'll sit down..."
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"and go over anything you might have taken out of context."
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"Oh, I am so sorry Mrs. Holloway didn't feel well enough to join us."
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"Maybe what she ate on the plane didn't agree with her."
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"Hi, Mrs. Holloway. Want some cold Frito pie?"
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"She'll be fine."
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"Besides, every man needs to be cut from his ball and chain, now and again."
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"Ain't that right, J. R?"
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"The 4-top at 39 needs more iced tea, hon."
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"Howdy, partners. Welcome to the Panhandler."
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"Home of the world's longest salad bar, and second-longest sneezeguard."
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"Would you cowboys care to take on our 72-ounce Lonestar Steak?"
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"Well, sir, like my daddy always said:"
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""If you have to ask, you can't afford it.""
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"Hey, Roy Rogers, Halloween was last year."
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"Mr. Holloway, these are my neighbors, Dale and Nancy Gribble."
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"Mr. Holloway came all the way from Boston."
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"Yeah, I know the place. That's in Tax-achusetts, ain't it?"
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"Say hello to Willie Horton for me when you get home."
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"He's teaching at your kindergarten."
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"But a cowboy don't talk politics at the chow wagon. Happy trails."
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"I haven't got my croutons yet."
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"- No! You're not. - Give me a quarter, J.R."
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"I thought so. You've got something right there on your back, honey."
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"- What? - Footprints."
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"Break time's over, darling. The kitchen's backed up."
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"I have had just about all I can swallow."
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"How about you, "J.R."?"
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"Mr. Thatherton, your table is ready."
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"Thatherton! And his table is ready! I gotta go!"
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"J.R., my friend Thatherton is taking me to that club..."
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"where all the waitresses are former Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders."
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"Too late, Thatherton."
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"If anyone's taking Holloway to a gentleman's club, it's me!"
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"Well, then I'll see you over there, then."
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"'Cause I was suppose to help Bobby, and instead..."
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"as part of my work-required sales excursion."
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"How versatile is propane?"
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