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Clips from King of the Hill - The Company Man (S02E02)

"I like it already, son."
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"What ya got there, old chap?"
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""The man I most admire, my daddy.""
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"Hank, you ever heard of Holloway Hollows?"
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"Isn't that that new development that promises:"
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"- Rental-car keys? - Big old Caddy!"
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"Yankees eat that stuff up like a baby at his mama's malt shop."
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"Sir, this is Hank Hill you're talking to."
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"I'm not gonna need all that James Bond stuff to make the deal."
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"Well, Hank, I don't want to sneeze during your backswing."
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"Now, I promise not to make a habit of it."
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"Take some propane to an old-age home. Tell them it's oxygen."
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"I already signed Strickland's top three accounts."
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"You can count on me, sir."
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"Hank? A little privacy, do you mind?"
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"Look at this! It's long!"
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"He truly was the Homely Genius."
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"Well, take a good look. 'Cause it's going back to Strickland on Monday."
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"to sell propane?"
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"Why you have silly cow car, Hank?"
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"Probably small, pale, and wearing penny loafers."
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"Dang, these are Texas-size hot towels!"
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"You know, Peggy heated these towels..."
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"Did a great job, I'll tell you what."
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"to meet your energy needs."
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"Well, we don't "see you" as just another sale..."
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"And it's cooked with Strickland propane, too."
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"Hey, look! There's a real old Texas jukebox."
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"Just like in The Last Picture Show!"
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"- And three scoops of ice cream. - Now, hold on, son."
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"Don't start off with ice cream right away."
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"What kind of Texas jukebox is that, for crying out loud?"
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"this is the only man ever censured..."
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"for lewdness and conduct unbecoming a propane salesman."
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"- The M.F. Stands for... - "My friend"!"
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"Who's this, Hank? Your district sales manager?"
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"I can see you get your sense of humor from your daddy."
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"Bobby, you can tell your Sunday-school class..."
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"But, Peggy, you shouldn't make such a fuss over me."
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"That is the only gal I know how to be."
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"Well, I know it's always fun to take home a keepsake..."
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"Something's wrong."
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"No, no. Something's wrong with you."
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"I come all the way from Boston to see Texas."
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"This is great, J. R!"
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"I always thought you were afraid to wear boots 'cause your toes are fat."
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"Yeah. Yeah! A big old cowboy hat!"
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"Hey, man! Look at that rhinestone cowboy, man!"
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"Look, J.R., an Injun! And a hillbilly!"
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"And you were worth every penny."
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"It's from Frumpy's."
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"Yeah. Don't you still have that bridesmaid outfit..."
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"you wore to one of Luanne's mama's weddings?"
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"86, the jalapeño corn bread."
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"That's what I'm having."
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"Oh, stick a fork in me. I'm done."
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"Peggy, I'm making progress here."
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"The man I admire most is my dad, Hank Hill."
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"Okay, have fun, boys."
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"Peggy, could you loan me..."
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"that natural gas will do, and more."
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"Hey, come on, buy me a mint julep. Then I'll talk to you about propane."
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"Chiffon?"
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"helping my boy with his Sunday-school report."
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"Oh, I know. I've given up on Dad."
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"He doesn't have an oil well."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"while Mr. Hank Hill was in a Mexican POW Camp."
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"Thank you."
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"All right, Bobby. Why don't you read that Sunday-school report to me..."
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"like I'm a customer, and you're trying to win my business?"
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"Okay."
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""The man I admire most is my dad, Hank Hill."
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""He sells propane and propane accessories.""
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"You've grabbed my attention, and got me eager for more."
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"15 years, I promoted him 15 times, all the way to Assistant Manager."
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""I'm my daddy's seed.""
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"Hank, I gotta grunt."
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"Let's take a little meeting in the back."
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"Bobby, here's the key to the March of Dimes gumball machine."
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"All you can eat."
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""Country-club living at Price Club prices"?"
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"Yeah, that's the one. They're gonna need a propane supplier."
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"Holloway himself has come down here from Boston to check us out."
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"This one is big, Hank."
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"Here's your sales kit."
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"That's one of them new counterfeit-proof Benny Franklin hundred-dollar bills."
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"Thatherton?"
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"Sorry to call a meeting in the skunk works, boys."
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"You wanna meet the quota?"
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"You can't do that to old people."
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"Aren't you the company man!"
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"- and I'm a queen. - Say, huh?"
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"I'm going out on my own. Thatherton Fuels."
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"Well, you've got one heck of a nerve."
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"Plotting against a man while his seat's still warm!"
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"Take a good look around, Hank, 'cause you ain't going nowhere."
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"I appreciate your vote of confidence, and I just want to..."
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"It's like... It's so... It's big."
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"Look at the size of old Ben Franklin's head."
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"Aren't you supposed to spend it on your big client?"
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"When have I ever needed a three-figure entertainment budget..."
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"And if I hit a snag, pie à la mode."
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"Would you stop that? That horn is for highway emergency use only!"
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"And you two, get off! I've gotta return this pimpmobile in the same condition."
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"Hank's entertaining a business prospect from the East, Mr. Kahn."
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"Oh, I see, Hank suck up to make sale."
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"Kahn, I have never had to suck up to make a sale, and I never will."
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"What do you suppose the Holloways look like?"
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"You know those Boston types."
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"- Put 'er there, partner! - Mr. Holloway?"
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"Is a prom dress tight after a six-pack?"
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"Which way to your Cadillac?"
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"This one is in the bag."
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"How'd you like to freshen up with a nice hot towel?"
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"And here's one for you."
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""I'll tell you what.""
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"I like that. I'm gonna say it while I'm here."
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"Well, I'd like to tell you what Strickland can do..."
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"You see, at Strickland, the customer comes first."
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