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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Kevin's Good Story (S01E01)

"I guess that makes us even, though."
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"But come on. Let's get ready for bed."
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"Hey, what kind of tree is that?"
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"You hear that, honey? It's a Dutch Elm."
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"What's your second favorite?"
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"My husband, six years ago,"
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"It's true. And you know what? I forgot my meds."
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"Yeah, you're always saying we're a team."
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"Enzo's?"
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"you watching me watching football."
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"No! Please don't start watching!"
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"Just stick your head out of the window of the car."
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"It's too dark. I can't see the ball!"
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"Well, you can't catch it in the daytime, either."
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"What's your excuse then?"
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"The sun's out and I can see your face."
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"Uh, do not let them get into anything they shouldn't."
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"Oh, well, we were gonna let them have a knife fight,"
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"I was thinking I could break out my guitar"
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"A little "Chale Unplugged.""
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"No! Really?"
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"Yeah."
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"The Pretend-To-Cares."
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"Oh, wow. That's catchy."
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"Yeah, our big song back then"
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"was "I Can't Believe You're Buying It.""
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"You're wearing jeans?"
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"They're stretchy jeans."
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"No, come on. Put on regular pants."
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"Oh."
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"I-I-I got it."
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"A little dessert on me."
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"- Oh! Oh! - Oh! Oh!"
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"Thank you, Enzo."
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"Usually, you're a little tight with the freebies."
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"Well, this is nice, all of us getting together."
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"Obviously, Goody agrees."
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"He's wearing his sailboat-on-the-pocket shirt."
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"All right. Don't do it, guy."
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"Then you float down to the pocket,"
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"I can float on the seas.""
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"- Well, I think you look great. - Thank you."
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"What are you doing with that cookie?"
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"You want to lose your foot to diabetes, like your uncle?"
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"But if you think I'm gonna wheel you around the mall"
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"Well, here's to finally having our men home, safe,"
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"after 20 years on the force."
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"Yeah, well, he doesn't know it yet,"
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"but he is taking me into the city"
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"Yeah, I do that at home, and she yells at me."
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"Yeah. The life story of Gloria Estefan."
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"I think it's "ES-te-fan.""
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"- I think it's "ES-te-fan." - Agree to disagree."
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"I think if you told the world,"
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"they'd be like, "It's ES-te-fan.""
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"He chose last year,"
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"which meant we, uh, ate cheesesteaks"
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"and watched "Rocky II.""
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"The mean streets of Philadelphia."
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"She's all over the map."
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"Uh, are you serious?"
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"Goody, you know this story."
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"What happened? I never heard this."
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"- Scariest day of my life. - Can you stop?"
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"- Okay, Kevin and Goody... - I..."
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"So, they're chasing after him..."
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"Aah! Freeze!"
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"He goes to check the fire escape,"
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"turns around, and the guy is right behind him."
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"- No! - Yes!"
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"And he pushes Kevin off the roof!"
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"But he catches himself."
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"I'm a cop. It comes with the territory."
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"It was a miracle."
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"- That's unbelievable. - Yeah."
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"Hold up."
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"What took you so long to get there?"
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"What did take me so long?"
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"It was, uh..."
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"He stopped for a churro."
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"You know, uh, but h-he definitely got involved."
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"I mean, h-he called for backup and stuff like that, so..."
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"Oh. Yeah."
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"Yeah, you know what? I'm, uh..."
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"I-I can explain."
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"You stole my story!"
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"The chase, the fall? That happened to me!"
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"Look, I'm sorry, okay?"
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"And why in blue hell did you have me eat a churro?"
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"Look, what I did is indefensible,"
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"but in my defense..."
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"'cause she'd freak out and make you quit the force."
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"Well, that doesn't mean that you can use it."
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"I-I don't know how you sleep at night."
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"You know what I'm talking about?"
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"- I got plenty of them. - Like what?"
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"How about that time I climbed down into the sewer"
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah."
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"Hey, did you, uh... Did you call Goody?"
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"Yeah. He ain't showing."
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"You made him look like an idiot."
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"Why didn't you get him lobster?"
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"Although, it might make you look a little "shellfish.""
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""Shellfish.""
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"See? Mott gets it."
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"What about Rollerblades?"
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"That says, uh, "Let's roll past this.""
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"- Hey! - Whoa!"
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"Guy, look, I don't know what you do down at the firehouse,"
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"but cops... We don't sing."
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"I don't know, though, man. That Didi is tough."
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"he could sing like Michael Bublé."
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"Man, I got to get ahead of this."
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"Yeah, and I'm telling you, the best way to do that..."
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"Rollerblades."
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"How many do you want?"
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"No, come on. Seriously."
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"How many?"
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"Where's, uh, Mom? I got to talk to her."
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"Okay, um... I'm gonna run to the store."
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