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Clips from Crazyhead - Beaver with a Chainsaw (S01E01)

"There's a man with a gun over there"
Crazyhead
"Telling me I've got to beware"
Crazyhead
"I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound?"
Crazyhead
"Hey."
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"I was thinking about all the people waking up possessed down there."
Crazyhead
"- How many do you think there are? - It's hard to say."
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"More than ten, less than 50."
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"Could've been a lot worse."
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"Sitting there..."
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"eating their Coco Pops,"
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""Which one of you shall I kill first?""
Crazyhead
"Eeny,"
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"meeny,"
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"miney..."
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"... mo."
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"There's the kicker."
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"- Right in your twot. - No!"
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"Raquel! Raquel!"
Crazyhead
"You have no idea how good that feels!"
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"Hundreds of years, waiting in the darkness."
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"You know..."
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"time, it really drags down there."
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"They say..."
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"the first one's the sweetest."
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"They're right."
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"Oh! Bloody phones!"
Crazyhead
"Now, this is totally ruining it for me."
Crazyhead
"Where is it? Come on!"
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"Whoever this is calling you, they're next."
Crazyhead
"Have I got a surprise for them!"
Crazyhead
"We need to do another exorcism."
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"- Who? - Jake."
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"Prick!"
Crazyhead
"Are you thinking about Harry?"
Crazyhead
"Should've let you shoot the prick."
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"When I was being the gateway"
Crazyhead
"and you kissed me"
Crazyhead
"and you told me you loved me..."
Crazyhead
"As a friend. You can love your friends."
Crazyhead
"OK. Friends. That's cool."
Crazyhead
"Do I have to tell you that I love you?"
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"Cos I'm not exactly comfortable with that."
Crazyhead
"Sorry I can't help with the exorcism."
Crazyhead
"I already lost one friend."
Crazyhead
"I want my friend back."
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"et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti..."
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"a facie Dei..."
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"Jake?"
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"Jake?"
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"Jake!"
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"Jake! Say something!"
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"Say something, you crude, vulgar cock mouth."
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"Oh, my God!"
Crazyhead
"- You're totally in love with me. - Shut up!"
Crazyhead
"Oh, it worked. He's fine."
Crazyhead
"Where is he?"
Crazyhead
"Just drying his T-shirt."
Crazyhead
"He's very excited that I pissed on him."
Crazyhead
"You OK?"
Crazyhead
"Me? I'm fine."
Crazyhead
"- I guess it's over. - Yeah, it is over."
Crazyhead
"Except all those other people who got possessed."
Crazyhead
"Yeah, apart from that, obviously."
Crazyhead
"Got any... plans for the next few weeks?"
Crazyhead
"- Well, what you telling him? - Playing it innocent."
Crazyhead
"You don't sound innocent! I can hear you through the walls."
Crazyhead
"What number is it? - 36."
Crazyhead
"Oh, we've got another one straight after this."
Crazyhead
"Some girl on Facebook says that her boyfriend's semen's all cold."
Crazyhead
"If a girl's possessed, can she get a frosty snatch?"
Crazyhead
"Frosty snatch, are you being for real?"
Crazyhead
"- Could be a thing."
Crazyhead
"Well, next time we meet one, you can stick a thermometer in her poon."
Crazyhead
"Whoo! You got that nailed!"
Crazyhead
"It's all in the wrist."
Crazyhead
"I used to play a lot of badminton."
Crazyhead
"Badminton?!"
Crazyhead
"- You ready? - Ready as a beaver with a chainsaw."
Crazyhead
"What does that even mean?"
Crazyhead
"OK, pricks."
Crazyhead
"I'm gonna catch ya"
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"I'm gonna get ya, get ya"
Crazyhead
"Oh, oh-oh"
Crazyhead
"You're my kill of the night."
Crazyhead
"towards their kidnappers."
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"you were all stumbling around like a blind woman"
Crazyhead
"Whoa!"
Crazyhead
"They said it was impossible for a demon to father a child."
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"It is going to break her heart."
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"Show time."
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"He's a lying shit!"
Crazyhead
"You know Tyler's still asking about what happened the night you spiked him?"
Crazyhead
"I think we can manage that."
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"I'm going to catch you"
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"Ahhh!"
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"You can't go!"
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"At the stroke of midnight,"
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"Come on, you beautiful, sexy bitch."
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"And you, my friend..."
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"a near-fatal dose of meow meow."
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"A necessary step in your little journey."
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"It's beautiful."
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"- The rescue party's here. - Amy?"
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