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Clips from Crazyhead - Beaver with a Chainsaw (S01E01)

"Don't stop breathing, dumbass."
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"I'll try not to."
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"I'll see you soon."
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"Mmm. Mm, now I'm going."
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"Now I'm going. I'm going now. I'm going now."
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"Bye."
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"Raquel?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"visiting a friend. He's sick."
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"What's wrong with him?"
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"Er, he was stung by a bee, he's allergic."
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"His face swelled up."
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"It's all red and puffy like a baboon's arse."
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"Poor guy."
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"Anyway, I'm glad I ran into you."
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"Now? Oh, no, it's not really a good time."
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"Ah, it won't take long, Raquel. Come on."
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"You doing anything for Halloween?"
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"Not really. Just having a quiet one."
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"Is that right?"
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"Hm, very sensible."
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"So, how are things with your friend Amy?"
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"Last time that we spoke you said you'd fallen out."
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"That could change again."
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"How come?"
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"Just a hunch."
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"What? What is it?"
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"It's nothing."
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"Yeah, all right."
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"Yes, thank you!"
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"Sorry."
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"Halloween,"
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"People go nuts."
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"Are you going to a party?"
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"I'm going to the mother of all parties."
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"You said there was something you wanted to talk to me about."
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"That's right."
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"There is."
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"Do you believe in destiny, Raquel?"
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"Destiny..."
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""Events that will necessarily happen"
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"to a particular person in the future.""
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"Thank you, Wikipedia."
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"Today is all about you."
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"Your destiny."
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"Your dad always knew you were special."
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"He was right."
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"It's you."
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"- You're the big, evil prick. - I am a big, evil prick."
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"I waited over 800 years for someone like you."
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"I don't want to blow smoke up your arse,"
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"but you're unique, one of a kind."
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"- You're a frigging unicorn. - If I'm a unicorn,"
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"I know exactly where I'm ramming my horn!"
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"Everything that's happened,"
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"Save it for later."
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"We have a party to go to."
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"I want to be"
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"Gentle snow"
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"Soft white skin"
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"I wanna be"
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"That tender breeze"
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"Drifting for you"
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"Mild and sweet."
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"Ah, are we here?"
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"It's like my driving test all over again."
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"Raquel!"
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"Go! Go after them!"
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"Oh, no. Come on!"
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"We're going to lose them!"
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"We're going to need some Halloween costumes."
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"Raquel?"
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"Hey, Raquel? You should really see this."
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"There she is."
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"So..."
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"You've no idea how hard I've worked to bring this all together."
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"And here we are."
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"This is huge."
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"Don't touch me, you prick."
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"You see up there?"
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"By fun, I mean apocalyptic slaughter."
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"You think I'm going to fire up and open them for you?"
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"You think you can just switch me on? I'm not a toaster!"
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"Oh, you're definitely not a toaster."
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"I know exactly which buttons to press."
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"So, when the time comes,"
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"I'm going to crack that big heart of yours wide open."
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"You won't be able to help yourself."
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"and the legions of hell will come pouring through it."
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"- Job done. - The only thing I'm going to be"
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"cracking is your pointy little rat face."
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, you say, "Tomato," I say, "There's no tomatoes,""
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"Who's hungry?"
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"Shall we order some Thai food? Yeah, you fancy it?"
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"Are we ready to do this?"
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"Have you seen this? Practically everyone we know"
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"is going to this Halloween Party."
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"- Is Pete going? - Which Pete?"
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"Fit sister Pete?"
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"Fat sister Pete?"
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"Tall Tony? Little Finn?"
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"- Big, bald Jimmy Chemo? - They're all going."
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"Poor bastard's got cancer. He shouldn't be going to a party."
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"And if we don't stop it, they'll all be possessed."
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"Yeah, well. It's a lot pressure. I'm not good with pressure."
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"This costume is not designed for bowel-related emergencies."
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"I can't wait to see the look on her face when you take it off."
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"You should get changed. Chop, chop."
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"Something is going on. What is it?"
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"I think I'm going to die."
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"I saw it."
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"What about everyone else?"
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"Tall Tony, Little Finn, Fat Sister Pete?"
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"They'll have to take their chances. I am not losing you."
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"What about Raquel?"
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"She'd never walk away from me, no matter what."
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"She'd be straight in there, cracking skulls."
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"I don't want to die."
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"You don't have to die."
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