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Clips from Community (2009) - Course Listing Unavailable (S03E03)

"Get some sugar to go with that spice."
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"Way to go, Jeff."
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"Star-Burns or Alex, as he like to be called,"
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"was a human being."
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"A Greendale human being..."
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"Like me."
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"I've given this place my childhood,"
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"my enthusiasm, and my loyalty,"
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"and in return, Greendale has warped me"
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"like a Barbie in a microwave."
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"Our school flag is an anus!"
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"We're not even the best"
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"Let that sink in."
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"And the cherry on top on this total lack of sundae..."
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"I'm failing a remedial biology class on a technicality"
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"all because you don't know how to run a school."
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"- Oh, that's... - Shame on you, Dean."
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"Edison out."
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"Wow."
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"Let's maybe not drop the $50 mics, okay, guys?"
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"Shirley, you love Jesus."
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"I think we all could use"
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"some good old-fashioned religion right now."
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"Well, uh, all right."
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"Um, Star-Burns, I'm told,"
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"um, was a drug dealer."
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"Which... but he... it was a business."
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"Um, he had an entrepreneurial spirit."
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"Amen."
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"I had an entrepreneurial spirit."
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"I had dreams."
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"Dreams of opening a sandwich shop in this cafeteria."
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"And Greendale listened to those dreams..."
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"And stole them..."
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"And sold them to Subway."
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"I'm starting to get nervous about this."
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"Yep, it'd be nice to have some protection, right?"
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"Think maybe it's about time you signed this?"
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"Yep. Every type we got."
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"This is the day we've been waiting for."
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"♪ When I say Greendale, you say sucks ♪"
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"- * Greendale * - * Sucks *"
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"- * Greendale * - * Sucks *"
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"- Peace. - Boo boo boo."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, oh, no, you don't."
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"Look, I don't know how this got out of hand either."
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"But as a student who's been at Greendale for over a decade,"
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"I think I've earned the right to say a few final words."
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"Let him talk!"
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"- I'm sorry. - Thank you, thank you."
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"Let's burn this mother down!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Helter skelter!"
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"No, no, no!"
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"I know my comb's in here, you son of a bitch!"
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"It's so peppery!"
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"Oh, no."
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"Strange, I'm not finding any pepper spray on you."
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"It's not like I'm crying because I was chased"
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"by the gang of scary 12-year-olds."
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"No entry, we're guarding General Chang's prisoners."
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"Okay, this is my school,"
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"Well, Subway has threatened to pull out of Greendale"
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"the ringleaders of the riot, aka the Greendale Seven."
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"Catchy."
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"How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale Six?"
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"- Pierce! - How about the Greendale Five?"
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"Well, you are."
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"But... We're worse students."
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"While you tried to save Greendale,"
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"we trashed the school like a TV commercial"
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"where the teacher banned skittles."
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"But it doesn't change the fact that we're all Ted Danson"
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"at Whoopie Goldberg's roast."
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"What if we all back each other up to the board"
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"and explain the we were all experiencing"
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""funeral crazies"?"
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"Ugh, they're still going to need a fall guy."
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"How about the crazy man who..."
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"commanded a bunch of preteens to spray poison in our faces?"
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"You know what?"
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"It was right under our noses, wasn't it?"
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"Group hug..."
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"Where I'm between Jeff and Troy."
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"Here we go... oop, you're walking away from the hug."
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"Got some testimony to get prepared"
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"for the school board meeting tomorrowsies."
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"pinning the riot on me."
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"Ben, I'm sorry, but this has gone too far."
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"I regret issuing those extraordinary powers to you."
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"I regret letting this child army get out of hand."
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"I regret giving you that unasked for adult back rub"
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"when you were asleep that once."
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"Nuh-uh, ain't happening."
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"I always knew this day would come."
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"Oh, my God, it's me."
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"The single worst wake riot this district has ever seen."
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"A campus already in mourning is pushed into chaos."
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"And sitting here facing me now,"
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"the so-called Greendale Seven..."
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"Reportedly responsible for inciting"
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"the entire chain of events."
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"This is some pretty serious stuff."
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"Sir... Although my friends and I behaved somewhat irresponsibly,"
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"We had just lost a classmate."
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"And a lizard... Your Majesty."
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"But the real question is, how did the school respond?"
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"The riot was exacerbated by the school security staff's"
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"heavy-handed and, frankly, insane response."
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"Hey, everyone."
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"Oh, so sorry to pop in like this."
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"I really hope I'm not interrupting."
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"Just wanted to see how everything's going,"
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"and those are for you fellas."
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"got into that last basket I brought."
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"Probably good to have a backup."
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"I did. I did get into them pretty good."
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"So everything going okay?"
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"Or are you guys going to trash this building too?"
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"Seems like you had your hands full with these individuals."
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