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Clips from Community (2009) - Course Listing Unavailable (S03E03)

"Because that's who appreciated Styx as much as me."
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"I'm not as comfortable with death as you guys."
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"Okay, good, I gotta go. This costs $7."
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"Tell me the things you never got a chance to say to me."
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"I don't see how that's relevant."
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"then I'm gonna take these off."
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"- Ben Chang is here. - Ah, send him in."
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"To be fair, it was the crystal meth"
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"how the sausage gets made."
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"It's a lot of ground meat and it gets stuffed into a casing"
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"Fine, but you will regret this."
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"I mean, I can do it. Whatever."
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"Ave Maria!"
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"Does anyone have anything they wanna say"
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"and have now arrived"
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"Whoo! Closure!"
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"Acceptance that this place..."
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"that none of us ever tried to do."
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"He got out."
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"community college in our community."
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"Shame... on... you!"
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"Which, of course, is not good behavior."
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"Worst wake ever."
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"Just promise me you'll use restraint."
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"- Gentlemen! - All hail Chang!"
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"Suit... up!"
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"Look, tiny riot gear. Aww."
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"Well, check harder."
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"and I will enter whatever I want."
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"Tomorrow, they are having a hearing to investigate"
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"- I'm such a bad Dean. - No, you're not."
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"That's sweet of you to say, Jeffrey."
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"I can say that's a thing because I'm a psych major."
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"Would you mind scooching from my desk?"
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"That testimony wouldn't happen to involve"
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"I think we're gonna have to let you go."
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"Now the only person getting replaced around here is you."
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"And we've seen our share."
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"we shouldn't forget about the circumstances on campus."
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"It was an emotional time and we acted emotionally."
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"And I brought extras, because I know how Richie"
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"Yeah, we were just going over the charges."
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"Greendale Seven..."
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"- Rusty bucket? - Yep."
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"You're drinking?"
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"Yeah, well, my life can't get double ruined."
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"roll the die that night?"
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"And Britta, you're not the worst."
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"He's right. Things are bad."
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"♪ when you have blood in your eyes ♪"
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"♪ the night will fight with steel ♪"
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"Okay. Ahh."
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"Um, my name is Alex Osbourne,"
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"and if you're watching this, it means I'm dead."
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"Or I'm just showing you. Uh, but I'm probably dead."
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"To my ex-wife Magda, I leave herpes."
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"But she knows that, it's dealt with."
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"As for my collection of Styx albums,"
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"I leave that to no one."
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"Finally, there's a kid named Abed who makes movies"
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"at my community college, and to him I leave the task"
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"of creating a video tribute of my life."
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"What follows is some general purpose footage that he can use."
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"Where did you get this?"
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"Some one-armed guy with a scar on his face dropped it off."
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"He said he was Star-Burns' lawyer."
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"How one-armed was he? Tell me when to stop."
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"- It was the other arm. - You guys!"
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"I feel oddly compelled to fulfill his request."
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"Would you guys help me write obituary copy?"
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"You mean like, "Star-Burns died how he lived..."
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"in a meth lab explosion"?"
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"Can we turn this off?"
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"- He's in a better place now. - Yeah. The blu-ray shelf."
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"What is that?"
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"Star-Burns also left me his ashes."
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"He requested they be burnt."
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"I don't think he knows how ashes work."
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"The small one's his lizard."
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"If we rub that,"
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"will he come out and do celebrity impressions?"
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"- I don't think so. - Then I want it out of here."
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"♪ Give me some more time in a dream ♪"
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"♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"
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"♪ somebody said we could be here ♪"
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"♪ we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪"
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"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"
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"♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪"
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"You guys, how long are we going to avoid talking"
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"about this really serious thing that's happened?"
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"Is it always about the Holocaust with you people?"
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"I'm talking about Star-Burns, you know, dying."
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"I know it's sad, but death is a natural part of life"
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"and by the time I finish this sentence,"
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"100 people will have died in China."
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"Why did you stop talking?"
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"I have to call my pen pal."
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"Star-Burns was a good man."
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"He barely sued me that time I ran over his foot."
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"I say we honor Star-Burns by discussing him"
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"the same amount we did when he was alive."
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"Jeff, have some respect."
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"He might have been a scuzzy weirdo"
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"who shaved his sideburns into star shapes..."
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"Pai Mai?"
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"It's Troy. Are you okay?"
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"But he was also a classmate, a kinda sorta friend sometimes"
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"and above all, a human being."
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"He touched all our lives."
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"Annie has a point."
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"The death of a peer, especially at our age,"
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"can trigger a whole range of emotions."
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"- As a psychologist... - Student."
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"- I hereby offer my licensed... - Unlicensed."
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"Services as a grief counselor."
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"- Grief causer. - If anyone needs to talk,"
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"- the doctor... - Not even close."
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"Is in."
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"Britta, I could use some help dealing with my grief."
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"- Great. - Yeah."
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