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Clips from Short Circuit (1986)

"you have to find yourself a new home."
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"Oh, Number Five, you don't know what you're saying."
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"Number Five know."
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"I'll croon"
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"On my knees I'll fall"
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"and eggs."
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"Still lumpy."
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"brown on one side, then turn over."
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"Is something burning?"
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"- Good morning. - Sleep well?"
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"You're making me breakfast, aren't you?"
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"Oh, Number Five, you're so sweet."
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"Listen, why don't you turn that stove off and I'll be right back."
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"Wait! It'll get cold."
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"What are you doing here, creep?"
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"Oh, good morning."
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"Yeah, I'm a real big celebrity."
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"You know there's a reward out for that robot?"
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"No, I don't know anything about it."
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"- Steph... - Leave me alone."
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"- Where is it? - It's not here."
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"Twenty five thousand dollars."
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"Don't worry, we'll split it. Twenty for me and five for you."
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"Listen, you gotta talk computer to him."
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"Tell him exactly what you're doing..."
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"How, Robot. Me friend."
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"No, talk computer, not Apache."
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"Fresh O.J.? Not from concentrate."
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"we'll take a ride. I'll take you home."
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"Home is Nova."
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"Nova! No!"
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"Come on, treads, don't fail me now."
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"- Run, get away now! - Get off me!"
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"You tricked me, you little bitch!"
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"Does this mean I don't get my five thousand dollars?"
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"Forget it! Forget it!"
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"He can go thirty miles an hour, you big stupid jerk."
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"- Guess who's going to help me catch it. - No, I'd rather die first!"
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"Frankie..."
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"you broke the unwritten law. You ratted on your friends."
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"you got no friends no more."
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"Pretty good, huh?"
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"Unbelievable."
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"How about that, a goddamn robot?"
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"Stephanie, get off me!"
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"Stephanie, that's it."
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"I'm calling Nova, and I'm calling the cops."
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"And as for you, you little pain-in-the-neck..."
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"you better not come crawling back to me, because now it's over!"
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"Good."
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"So now I am having no job to speak about."
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"Very good."
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"- It's Scrotum? - Schoreder."
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"Now all roads are blocked"
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"No, I don't think so. Try the other side."
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"Ok."
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"Great."
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"Right, what we need is somebody to make those bozos listen."
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"Hey, malfunction, he's the enemy. He can't help."
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"You know, I know why Number Five took a liking to her."
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"If it did have that capability, which it doesn't, but if it did."
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"I mean, I think she's pretty, don't you think?"
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"I am thinking she's a virgin. Or at least she used to be."
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"Hello Crosby."
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"I think it's Howard."
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"This is Crosby. How's your back, Howard?"
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"I just swore out some warrants for your arrest."
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"But because I'm a nice guy, I'm going to give you one last chance."
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"I got a phone call from that loony in the lunch wagon."
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"She wants to see you."
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"- Only you. - She does?"
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"Good luck, sir."
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"Hi."
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"He's hidden far away."
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"He's scared of you guys, you know."
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"Do I get him or not?"
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"My ex-boyfriend used to bring me here."
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"Okay, here's the deal."
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"I mean, he is really alive, like you and me, you see?"
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"I understand. They can seem quite life-like..."
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"but they're still machines. Just like your stereo..."
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"or your vacuum cleaner."
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"No, I know he's a machine."
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"You're a machine, I'm a machine. We're alive."
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"Okay."
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"Believe me, I'm not against the idea that happen, but you see..."
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"I built the machine from scratch."
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"Robot alert! Number Five located."
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"Engage in capture, do not destroy."
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"Have you thought about what you're doing?"
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"Trying to hide something like this?"
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"Life is not a malfunction."
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"Number Five axis four twenty-nine."
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"Stay where you are."
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"- Strike three. - Number Five, stay where you are."
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"Number one, you're out of there."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Escaped Robot Fights for His Life. Film at Eleven."
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"Target located. Elevation sixteen degrees. Fire!"
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"Holy moley!"
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"Oh, no. Nova!"
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"If I show where he is, do I have your word..."
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"you will not experiment on him?"
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"You will not flip his switches?"
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"Absolutely. You have my word."
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"He's out back. I'll take you to him."
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"Schroeder!"
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"- No, I had nothing... - You bastard!"
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"No I didn't know..."
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"Nova! Depart!"
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"Look out!"
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"Bastard!"
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"- Stop! - Go, go, go, go!"
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"Great idea. Newton Crosby, Ph. Dork."
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"- Step on it! - Okay, hold on."
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"I have had it! I have had it!"
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"- This was a precision operation. - Schroeder, you set me up!"
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"this little fart of a robot is beginning to give me red ass."
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"Where the hell are those other robots?"
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"- Where are you guys going? - Who's asking?"
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