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Clips from Short Circuit (1986)

"...by eating Thomases English Muffin..."
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"- Have a heart! - Have a heart..."
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"Don't cry, little girl, Smile your tears away..."
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"and dozens of other hits all in this big two-record set."
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"Call now! Our operators are standing by."
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"Simplify your life with Accountant in a Can."
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"And if you act now, we'll send along..."
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"You didn't come a million miles to do TV commercials, did you?"
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"Beautiful."
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"- Beautiful sun. - Beautiful."
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"Rhinoceros, turtle..."
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"You mean with that fat little body, you can see those things."
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"Mammal, canine, dog."
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"Mutt."
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"Please, don't be hurt. Are you okay?"
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"Say something."
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"Beautiful Stephanie."
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"S A I N T Prototype number five..."
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"Nova Robotics. Damon, Washington. You're a robot?"
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"- Yes. - I thought you were alive number 5."
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"Shut up: Silence, hush, sit on it, can it."
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"Am I the jerk of the world? You're just programmed."
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"Jerk of the world, turkey, idiot, pain in the ass."
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"I hope you're programmed to pay for the mess you made."
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"What if there's a reward out for that thing?"
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"Hello."
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"I'd like to speak to one of your head Warmongers, please."
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"Dr. Warmonger, Marner. I think this may be something."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"God!"
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"thank you very much for calling."
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"Our people are on their way."
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"Mount up! We've got it!"
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"Move! Move! Move!"
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"Today, gentleman, today! Let's go!"
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"that you try to keep a safe distance."
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"How safe a distance?"
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"It's goofy little gadget."
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"Try to keep everyone as far away from it as possible, okay?"
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"Not that it's dangerous or anything like that."
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"No reward or anything like that for finding it, is there?"
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"Sheep. Sweaters, mittens."
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"- They'll give you a tune up. - Tune-up? Input."
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"They'll take you apart, find out which screw is loose."
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"Apart: Undone, dismantle, dissect, disassemble."
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"Jump."
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"All right, let's go back now. Come on."
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"Hey!"
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"Error."
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"I can't reassemble him. You squashed him, he's dead."
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"Right. Dead as a doornail."
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"Reassemble, Stephanie. Reassemble."
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"I know you don't understand."
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"- No disassemble. - Where are you going?"
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"- Please, escape. - Oh, my God!"
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"No! Don't."
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"Get out of my truck, you thief."
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"You better be heavily insured because you'll find yourself..."
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"slapped with a humongous lawsuit!"
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"Newton, I'm seeing a blip on my scope. Drive slowly."
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"Sorry, sorry. Sorry."
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"Newton, there it goes. It's moving at extreme velocipede."
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"Right of the line. The right."
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"Where she going? I thought Howard told her to stay put."
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"Go figure out chicks, man."
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"Oh great! Nice work, can head."
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"- Turn left or we're going to crash! - Left!"
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"Turn! Turn!"
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"Salmon! Sushi."
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"Jeez, Number Five, we're going to be killed."
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"- Disassemble. - Disassemble all over the place."
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"But you can't die. You're a machine."
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"- No. - No, you're not a machine?"
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"- Yes. - Yes, you are or you're not?"
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"Yes, not."
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"Not malfunction, Stephanie."
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"Ok, Ok, alright..."
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"We're getting closer. Ben, we're getting closer."
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"There they are! You see them? They're right there."
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"Nova. Disassemble."
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"Girlie, girlie, come quick! Girlie, danger! Come on!"
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"No disassemble, Number Five."
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"Come on, you!"
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"What planet is this guy from?"
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"No, no disassemble."
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"Oh, number 5, don't be scared."
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"You just wait here a second. I'll be right back."
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"Come on, Number one. Come on. Very good."
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"How many of these guys have you got, anyway?"
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"Hi. How you doing?"
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"Your little brother's hiding in my truck."
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"I have seen some strange bizarre drivers..."
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"but you may be awarded the cake."
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"Me? Talk to your robot. He did the driving."
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"Oh, bull dyke, you cannot hold your water with that story, girl."
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"Hey, I was there, okay?"
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"- There's no way my robot could have driven. - Are you calling me a liar?"
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"No, but maybe you have amnesia."
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"Newton! We are wasting valueless time."
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"- It's top-secret crap. - That's what I figured."
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"He knows that, but he's scared."
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"It's a machine. It doesn't get scared."
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"It doesn't get happy. It doesn't get sad."
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"You see?"
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"He's scared that if you take him apart he's going to die."
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"- Where'd you hear that? - Number Five told me."
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"He'd tell you if you'd just talk to him."
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"That's what I've been trying to do for..."
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"Number Five! Come on out. It's okay."
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"Come forward. Do you remember forward?"
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"- Forward. - That's it, come on."
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"I can't believe it. It's listening to her, not to us."
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"Okay! Now."
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"You just tell them what you told me."
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"Number Five not just robot."
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"There it is! Move out!"
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"- Down, girlie! - What, are you nuts?"
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"You quit doing that!"
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"Go!"
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"No, Don't! Stop!"
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