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Clips from Short Circuit (1986)

"Would you excuse me for just... I'll be back in just a second."
Short Circuit (1986)
"Norman, bolt up the motion control system please. Don't forget that. It's very important."
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"I need him."
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"Stat!"
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"Well, the last time I am seeing him, he is busy vomiting, sir."
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"Newton, come on, hurry up. They are waiting for you."
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"Newton Crosby. You must make instantaneous appearance."
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"Is that a yes or the number of your intelligence quotient?"
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"Mingle with the brass. Have a ball."
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"Now, I have to go to the jack. So you wait for me."
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"Oh, ya, you're doing real good."
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"- Just keep working on those last two bars. - Let us go!"
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"Wine coolers. Perier, Long Island ice tea."
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"...he's putting on a tie."
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"He's going to tell you about these peace time uses."
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"The only way to secure the peace, Senator, and I'm sure you know..."
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"is be prepared. See..."
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"They hide out till the first strike blows over."
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"right up the middle main street of Moscow. Like the mail man bringing bad news."
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"We call it Operation Gotcha Last."
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"- That's what you call insuring peace. - Oh, ya..."
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"We're all thinking the same way. Would you like to see our control center, Senator?"
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"OK, OK, I'll get to it."
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"I don't know."
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"It's amazing. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking."
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"OK, robots. Verbal command. Access code 29 report to disarming section."
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"It's the ultimate soldier."
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"Obeys orders, never asks questions."
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"Originally, I had non-military purposes in mind."
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"I designed it as a marital aid."
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"No..."
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"I'm sure we'll all agree that Dr. Crosby has designed a weapon..."
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"that will keep our world safe for all time."
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"Howard, what's so safe about blowing people up?"
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"Coffee service coming through. Please watch your step."
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"Hot coffee."
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"Coffee service coming through. Please watch your step."
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"Number 5 left the debriefing station and then it just disappeared."
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"Oh, God, not today!"
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"Garbage cans with guns. Newfangled bullshit!"
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"Because my wife is home cooking a steak which is going to be dried out when I get there."
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"I think we got it. What is that right there?"
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"- Coffee machine. - You're right, that's what it is."
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"- It's a coffee machine. - That's very good, Howard."
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"Now it is time to freeze this place, seal the doors, slam the gates shut."
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"- Where did you disappear to? - I was hob nobbing."
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"OK, OK come on over here quick. Come on. Come on, quick."
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"The guys downstairs say that number 5 was hit by a huge power surge."
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"He should have shut down. Did you try the return code?"
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"Ya, no response."
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"This is very strange, he won't talk to me."
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"- You sure number 5 is operational? - Ya, as far as I know."
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"- Check the list polling system. - OK."
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"Access gained, number 5 standing by."
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"With that ease, you've gotten him on your terminal."
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"You're just a fine kid."
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"Malfunction, need input."
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"What the hell's a need input for?"
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"- No. - Well, then, there you go."
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"Don't worry, Skroeder, you're not going to miss a meal."
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"Unable, malfunction."
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"How can it refuse to turn itself off?"
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"Maybe it's pissed off."
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"It's a machine, Skroeder, it doesn't get pissed off..."
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"it doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes."
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"Anybody try the homing device yet?"
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"- No. - Oh, come on you guys, use your heads!"
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"Ah... Here it comes... Here it comes..."
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"Bingo!"
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"Good lord! It is outside the fence!"
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"Don't tell me its laser is still armed."
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"Bimbo!"
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"Crosby, what's he going to do?"
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"Howard, it's hard to say."
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"No. Howard, you're overreacting. You can't..."
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"Look, let us at least try to catch it first."
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"Ya, we'll panic later, OK?"
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"- Nun soup? - Ben!"
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"OK, it's malfunctioning. Think about it."
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"- What about function? - Alright, look..."
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"Why don't you get your team together and Skroeder,"
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"- And detain number 5 the best you can... - Alright, Howard."
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"- and still avoid an incident. - I'm already moving."
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"And Skroeder,"
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"- that's what you do. - Yes sir."
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"Give inertial status..."
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"What is this?"
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"Let's just bounce on off its magnesium casing. What do you think, I don't know."
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"What is this? Input, Input, Input..."
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"Come on..."
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"Let's boot it up. See if you can boot it."
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"Return to D-Station... Come on. Now!"
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"Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"
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"Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"
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"What is going on?"
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"I don't know, must be the print scanner..."
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"- Did you see something? - Oh God... I hope not."
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"He's right in front of us, sir, we're on the bridge out on 101, over."
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"I am not cut out for this! You did this, Crosby..."
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"- Howard! - so you wouldn't have to talk to those people."
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"Just calm down."
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"Excuse me, sir, but we're loosing its signal. It's going out of range."
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"We're going to have to follow it now."
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"Can I get a vehicle? Can I get..."
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"- Howard, is there a van or anything like that? - Of course there's a van!"
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"Thanks for calling me, Mrs. Cepeda, where's that son of a bitch?"
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"He's around the bend and up to no good, you better believe it."
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"Get the hell down here, Beasley!"
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"- Hey! - What are you doing home?"
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"This is my home! It's not your home. I live here."
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"What are you doing with Beasley?"
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"He doesn't look sick, you look sick."
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"Well, to tell you the truth, I thought that maybe we could patch things up."
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"What is this?"
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"You know what I figure? I figure you owe me some money."
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"- So I'm just here to collect. - I owe you?"
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"- That's right. - I supported you."
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"- Do not do that car! - Get away from me!"
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"Alright. If this is your idea of playing hard to get, you can knock it off now."
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"You mutation!"
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