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Clips from King of the Hill - I Don't Want to Wait ... (S05E05)

"Yep. One for me and one for you."
King of the Hill
"Hank, why doesn't the lid on mine close all the way?"
King of the Hill
"It does. I mean, it almost closes."
King of the Hill
"You will build me a new one."
King of the Hill
"Because if you try to stick the late Peggy Hill in an inferior casket..."
King of the Hill
"she will come back to haunt you. I will see to it."
King of the Hill
""To Mr. Bobby Hill.""
King of the Hill
"You know, Joseph is also coming home today from summer camp."
King of the Hill
"So, did you grow mostly in a few nights or evenly throughout the summer?"
King of the Hill
"Hi, I'm Jennifer. How is everyone tonight?"
King of the Hill
"Jennifer, we're fantastic!"
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"Thank you, Jennifer."
King of the Hill
"- I'll have beer. - Beer."
King of the Hill
"So, can you believe it?"
King of the Hill
"- Well put. - I could take your order now."
King of the Hill
"Son?"
King of the Hill
"Is that the Chicken Wing Dings or the Choo Choo Chicken Fingers?"
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"- You notice I said "man." - You also said "little.""
King of the Hill
"Bobby, honey, I know you want an adult party."
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"DJ Spaz taught me how to really turn it out."
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"- No. - And cut and wipe--"
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"But I have carried the cake in 12 years in a row."
King of the Hill
"It's your father, isn't it? You know, he will be fine..."
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"- if you only want me there, honey-- - Mom!"
King of the Hill
"Very well. Let's get your first big mistake as a teenager out of the way."
King of the Hill
"I could use a little help taste-testing."
King of the Hill
"It's my 13th birthday."
King of the Hill
"And if you want me to sneak you into any PG-13 movies..."
King of the Hill
"you had better get on your bike and help me eat subs!"
King of the Hill
"BOBBY: So then I asked Joseph if he wanted to go riding bikes."
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"I'm the one who just spent a week in a retirement community."
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"there are some days of the month that I don't like to ride a bike either."
King of the Hill
"You mean because you got your period?"
King of the Hill
"- I chose not to use that word. - Why?"
King of the Hill
"- It's a natural, beautiful thing. - You don't understand."
King of the Hill
"You're not there yet."
King of the Hill
"So, fixing up your bike to sell it?"
King of the Hill
"- You know, grown-up stuff like dancing. - Dancing?"
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"- I can't dance. - Compared to me, no."
King of the Hill
"And a million times a day my dad asks me, "How's the weather up there?""
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"That's why you have a girlfriend."
King of the Hill
"I want a girl, too! Oh, God!"
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"I just can't stop thinking about them!"
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"I can't get girls out of my head! I just... Just get out!"
King of the Hill
"Come on, Joseph. I told Charise you were coming to my party..."
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"and she didn't turn me down."
King of the Hill
"I bet she grew this summer, too."
King of the Hill
"- I didn't know you sewed, Hank. - Sewer!"
King of the Hill
"I am upholstering, which is one of the five original industrial arts."
King of the Hill
"Whatever you say, Aunt Bee."
King of the Hill
"While you're at it, maybe you can quilt one of them coffins for me."
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"forces him to kill me in my sleep and marry my mother."
King of the Hill
"in them dang old... Button-tucking them folds?"
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"because you just took my breath away."
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"Happy birthday, Bobby."
King of the Hill
"Have you girls seen the new Joseph?"
King of the Hill
"Oh, Hank. I have carried in Bobby's birthday cake..."
King of the Hill
"I am the Cal Ripken of birthday cakes."
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"or a decent mix tape."
King of the Hill
"Hey, let's start a new tradition for Bobby's birthday."
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"Come on. I want to show you something."
King of the Hill
"Feel that."
King of the Hill
"It's so plush."
King of the Hill
"What are you staring at, weirdo?"
King of the Hill
"Where are you going? I totally hooked you up with Charise."
King of the Hill
"- Why didn't you put the moves on her? - I don't have any moves, Bobby."
King of the Hill
"Okay. I like working with a clean slate."
King of the Hill
"Come learn moves from the master."
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"Hey, your hands are really soft."
King of the Hill
"Well, you must be using it on your face, too..."
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"because your skin is beautiful."
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"- Hey, did you kiss me today? - What?"
King of the Hill
"Bobby! Joseph is right here!"
King of the Hill
"So? Maybe he'll learn something."
King of the Hill
"Hey, don't blame you being a jerk on my..."
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"Which I'm not about to talk to either of you about..."
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"and which I am not even having anyway because of track!"
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"Joseph likes to watch."
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"[Knock on door]"
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"Use doorbell, you idiot!"
King of the Hill
"If it's Bobby, slam the door in his face!"
King of the Hill
"I wish it was so I could. But it just Jolly Gribble Giant."
King of the Hill
"What is it now? Did you come here to watch me do my homework?"
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"I mean, Bobby did it to help me 'cause..."
King of the Hill
"I'm not good with girls."
King of the Hill
"The way he tried to kiss me in front of..."
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"- Well, you were there. - Anyways, I'm sorry."
King of the Hill
"Ow!"
King of the Hill
"Idiot!"
King of the Hill
"No, you're not. I don't think you're an idiot."
King of the Hill
"Connie, I rehearsed an apology. But I'm gonna throw it away..."
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"Connie, I rehearsed an apology. But..."
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"[Bobby and Joseph grunt]"
King of the Hill
"Bobby, are you okay?"
King of the Hill
".Qw! 'BObbyl"
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"If my hand didn't hurt so much, I'd do it again."
King of the Hill
"CONNIE: Stop it!"
King of the Hill
"I'm bleeding!"
King of the Hill
"Oh, look at you. You grow like bamboo."
King of the Hill
"- Hey, what happened to his nose? - I took care of business."
King of the Hill
"We'd better get some ice on that before you bleed all over the hand-loomed kilim."
King of the Hill
"How can I calm down?"
King of the Hill
"You were kissing Joseph! You are not allowed to kiss Joseph!"
King of the Hill
"I can kiss whoever I want, Bobby."
King of the Hill
"So I guess you're dating Joseph now, is that it?"
King of the Hill
"Well, maybe I wanted to kiss a guy with a mustache."
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"And maybe I didn't want to wait for you."
King of the Hill
"What? I made you!"
King of the Hill
"You were just a dumb "A" student until I hit the scene!"
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"Why would you... I just don't... That does it!"
King of the Hill
"I am breaking up with you."
King of the Hill
"Jerk!"
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"[Bobby exclaims]"
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"- You want some naproxen? - No, I'm okay."
King of the Hill
"How did tall, dark, and handsome get butt-kicked by short, fat, and redneck?"
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"Joseph. What's going on?"
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"Oh, you so cute. Kahn gonna get a big kick out of this."
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"Joseph, how could you?"
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"Sorry. I just..."
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"I thought you liked me."
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