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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Captain's Captain/Romance Roulette/Hounded (A Dog's Life) (S01E01)

"I'm telling you, he means it."
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"He's gonna go out on strike"
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"and take the whole kitchen staff with him."
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"It's absurd. He's bluffing."
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"What if he's not?"
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"Miss McCoy, I have commanded everything"
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"from destroyer to cruise ship."
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"I have weathered typhoon, enemy fire."
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"Believe me, this isn't something I can't handle."
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"Hey, Julie, you done with that salad yet?"
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"Hey, stop worrying about me"
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"and concentrate on that inferno you're cooking."
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"What is that? What do I know?"
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"I'm only cooking it. I'm not gonna eat it."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait."
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"Keep your potato peelings out of my soup, man."
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"Soup?"
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"I thought this was the garbage."
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"Listen, Doc, can you help me stir this?"
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"Okay. Just a second."
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"Okay."
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"Boy, this soup is really gonna stick to your ribs."
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"How are you gonna get it out of the pot?"
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"Let me taste that. Excuse me, Mr. Washington, thank you."
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"Needs ketchup."
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"Hurry up with those potatoes, Mr. Smith."
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"Sir, I've already peeled half of Idaho."
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"How many more do you want?"
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"Just peel the other half of Idaho,"
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"That'll take care of it."
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"Captain, if anybody needs anything well done, I've got it."
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"You can't serve that. That's burnt to a crisp."
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"Captain, pork has to be cooked very, very thoroughly."
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"That's pork?"
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"That's, uh, filet of sole."
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"Oh, captain, this whole thing is stupid."
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"I... Not that I mind,"
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"but it's not fair to the passengers."
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"Please apologize."
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"Never."
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"Thank you, Miss McCoy. Thank you."
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"Oh."
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"So, uh, you came to apologize."
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"Needs ketchup."
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"Sir, what about your dinner rolls?"
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"Don't worry."
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"I'll fry them when I get back."
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"I'm sorry."
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"But all you people don't have to do this"
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"if it wasn't for your stubborn captain."
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"Oh."
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"Ciao."
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"How are you at forgery?"
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"Hey, a piece of cake."
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"Cake. What are we gonna do about dessert?"
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"Here you are, Chef Borga, just what you asked for."
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"Ah. Ha-ha-ha."
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"I knew he would apologize."
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"Stubborn man, that captain,"
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"but at least he knows when he's been defeated."
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"Then you will return to the kitchen?"
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"Of course. Oh."
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"A maestro's place is with the orchestra,"
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"not in the audience."
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""My sincere apologies, Antonio Borga.""
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"Ha-ha-ha. Didn't I tell ya he'd break first?"
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"I knew he'd crumble once he realized"
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"we could do his job as well as he could."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, darling, I didn't know you were working."
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"I'll be back later. Oh, Russ, come in, darling."
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"This is a special column I want you to hear."
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"Uh, sure."
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""Dear readers,"
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""instead of you writing to me today,"
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""I am writing this letter to you."
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""You won't be hearing from me for the next two weeks,"
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""because I'll be going on a vacation with my husband."
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""I don't know where he's going to take me,"
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""can be blissfully and marvelously alone."
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""You kept me very busy for a long time,"
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""but if I am too busy to spend some time with my husband,"
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""I... I might lose him,"
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""and nothing in the world would be worth that."
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""Not fame, not fortune, "not anything."
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"Am I too late?"
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"I have a life subscription."
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"I love you, Bev."
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"That Peggy, uh, she..."
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"Don't confess. Never confess."
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"It... It just doesn't solve anything."
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"What, is that advice?"
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"Oh, I'm not going to give any advice for the next two weeks."
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"Why don't you write to Dear Abby?"
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"Ha-ha. Well, I'm glad to see everything is back to normal,"
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"Chef Borga."
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"Ah. That makes two of us, Captain Stubing."
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"You know, captain, maybe we should leave."
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"I'm sure that Chef Borga has a lot of work to do, and..."
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"In a minute, in a minute."
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"Antonio, I know that I am not the easiest man in the world"
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"to deal with."
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"Heh. That's true."
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"And I know I pushed you to your limit."
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"Ah. But, I want you to know"
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"that I think it was very big of you"
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"to, uh, apologize."
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"What?"
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"W-what did he say?"
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"I didn't apologize to you. You're the one who backed down."
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"Me? Mm-hm."
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"I never wrote that."
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"I never wrote this."
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"Then who did?"
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"Beats me."
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"Uh, maybe we'd better go find out."
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"Yeah. Captain, you never know,"
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"there might be a forger onboard."
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"So you never did apologize, eh?"
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"Why should I? I wasn't at fault."
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"Then what are you doing in my kitchen?"
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