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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Captain's Captain/Romance Roulette/Hounded (A Dog's Life) (S01E01)

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times,"
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"one tomato on each plate."
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"What's the matter with you."
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"My apologies, but the chef ran out of chocolate."
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"Oh, well, that's perfectly all right."
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"I really don't need the extra calories,"
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"and Russ doesn't like... Russ?"
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"He left."
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"He did?"
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"You even said goodbye to him. Don't you remember?"
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"No. Heh-heh."
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"You know, when I start talking about my work,"
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"I'm in another planet."
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"Like the other night in New York,"
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"I was signing autographs after my TV show,"
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"and my mother came backstage, and I wrote,"
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""Happiness always to...""
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"Then I asked her, "How do you spell your name?""
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"♪ Ain't misbehavin' ♪"
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"♪ All by myself ♪"
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"♪ Your cheatin' heart ♪"
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"♪ Will tell on you ♪"
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"Now, um, how about a lectern? You know, for your notes?"
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"Oh, I never use notes. It's a crutch."
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"Right."
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"Well, listen, Mrs. Blanchard, you just leave everything to me."
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"I'll have it all set up for you by this afternoon."
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"Oh, thank you. Thank you very much."
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"You bet."
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"That was Dear Beverly you were talking to."
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"Yeah."
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"I really like her."
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"Stick around. She may be available soon."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"Last night, when I was on deck,"
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"I saw her husband giving kissing lessons"
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"to one of our lady passengers."
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"You're kidding. Hm. Hm-hm."
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"Mm, mm-mm."
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"And he's a good teacher."
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"What a rotten creep."
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"Now, wait a minute."
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"Wait a minute, Gopher. It's her own fault."
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"I mean, she's been so busy with everybody else,"
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"she's been leaving him out in the cold."
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"Oh, gee, that's a shame."
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"Maybe I ought to tell her."
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"Butt out."
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"I mean, it's none of your business."
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"Yeah, but if I don't tell her,"
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"her marriage may go on the rocks."
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"But, if I do tell her,"
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"her marriage may go on the rocks."
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"Maybe I should tell him."
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"He already knows."
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"Isaac, I don't know what to do."
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"Sounds like a problem for Dear Beverly."
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"Sounds more like Dear Beverly's problem."
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"Want to sit for a minute?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Ah."
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"Beautiful day."
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"Oh."
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"Well, I thought it was a beautiful day."
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"What's wrong?"
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"My mind's playing tricks on me."
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"For a moment,"
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"I thought I smelled Jeff's pipe tobacco,"
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"and then the baby kicked."
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"You see, I want the baby to know his father,"
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"and he would have if I hadn't been such a damn fool"
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"and pushed Jeff up into the arms of another woman."
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"Gail, I don't have any more dry shoulders."
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"You're not solving anything by telling all this to me."
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"Tell it to him."
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"You've got a whole jackpot's worth of quarters."
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"Now, why don't you put some of 'em into a phone."
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"Maybe I'll hit the jackpot again."
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"Thanks, Doc."
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"Uh, Doc?"
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"So remember, live by the good old golden rule,"
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"and with the price of gold nowadays..."
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"I mean, it's getting more valuable every day."
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"Heh-heh."
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"Oh, excuse me. May I get something to drink."
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"I... my tummy's not feeling very well."
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"It's something I ate, I guess. Certainly."
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"Thank you."
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"Uh, any questions?"
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"Yes?"
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"I'm planning to get married when I graduate next year."
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"What are some of the most popular honeymoon places?"
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"Well, with me, it was blowing in my ear."
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"But why don't you ask your travel agent."
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"I'm sure she has better suggestions."
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"Thank you."
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"Any other questions?"
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"Yes?"
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"Oh, no. Never mind."
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"Yes, Gopher?"
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"Uh, well, this isn't about me."
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"Well, that's what they all say."
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"Go on."
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"Well, uh, this, um, friend of mine,"
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"she's very witty and charming and gorgeous."
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"Um, but she's so wrapped up in her job,"
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"that she never pays any attention to her husband,"
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"and now he's beginning to wander."
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"And, uh, I don't want to hurt my friend,"
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"but how do I tell her?"
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"Oh, well, don't bother."
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"If she's so insensitive"
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"that she can't give the time of day to her husband,"
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"then he's right to give the time of night"
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"to someone else. Heh."
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"Well, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"I think my time is just about up."
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"Uh, thank you very much."
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"Captain, please write the apology."
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