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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Captain's Captain/Romance Roulette/Hounded (A Dog's Life) (S01E01)

"But why do we always pick on mother-in-laws?"
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"Why don't we pick on father-in-laws?"
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"Or for that matter, why don't we pick on ourselves?"
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"After all, none of us are perfect."
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"Well, almost none of us."
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"You have a very popular wife."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Hey, how would you like the specialty of the house?"
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"Supervised and given the careful attention"
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"of Russ Blanchard himself."
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"Well, you just made me an offer I can't refuse."
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"Good."
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"Now, that's a nice couple."
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"That's Dear Beverly's husband."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Huh? Ha-ha. You like ketchup?"
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"Swim for it."
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"Get back to the kitchen, and take this ketchup with you."
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"I'd rather die."
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"Don't tempt me."
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"I don't understand."
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"I've never had problems like this with any other chef."
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"I'm not any other chef. I am numero uno."
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"Ha-ha-ha."
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"It's not easy creating masterpieces for 600 people."
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"How would you know?"
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"Look who's talking. Christopher Columbus."
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"He aims his ship to Mexico,"
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"and then he goes dancing for a week."
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"than scrambling eggs."
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"Scrambling eggs, heh?"
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"You happen to be talking to a man"
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"who performs miracles with eggs."
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"Mostly, you lay them."
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"Stupido."
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"Italian semaphore."
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"Alvin, take this below deck, please."
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"Two bars and a lemon."
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"It's the story of my life. I was born to lose."
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"Jeff, why are you putting yourself through all this?"
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"If you love your wife so much,"
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"why don't you try to get back together with her?"
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"I blew it, Julie."
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"I burned my bridges."
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"I walked out the door, and I moved in with somebody else."
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"I know Gail. She'll never forgive me for that."
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"Well, how are you gonna know that for sure"
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"if you don't get in touch with her?"
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"I'm not."
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"Aren't you gonna try?"
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"Nope."
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"Well, you're sure trying with that machine."
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"Yeah. And it keeps coming up lemons too."
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"Do you have a quarter? I want to play a machine."
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"Oh, sure."
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"There you go."
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"Uh, split the winnings?"
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"Of course."
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"Oh. I won. Look at that."
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"That's incredible."
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"Uh, Gail, I thought we were gonna split the winnings."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Here's your quarter."
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"Well, you really get unbelievable letters."
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"Oh, uh, they usually are from normal, everyday people."
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"You know, with real problems."
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"There are some exceptions."
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"only wears a bra and little panties to the office."
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"Like that, he saves money on the air conditioning."
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"And what did you advise her?"
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"Well, I told her to tell her husband"
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"to cool it in the office."
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"Sorry to be late."
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"Tell me more."
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"Well, as the man said,"
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"I got millions of them."
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"We meet again."
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"This 40-year-old spinster read a book titled,"
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"Sex After 70,"
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"and she wanted to know if she has to wait until then."
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"Oh, that's marvelous."
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"Marvelous."
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"Well, what would you like to have for dinner?"
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"Oh. Well, let me see."
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"I think I'll have a steak, very rare, please."
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"Uh, and a salad."
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"Oh, dear, my favorite is chocolate soufflé,"
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"but it isn't on the menu."
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"Oh. Chocolate soufflé?"
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"Your wish is my command. Uh, Gopher. Come here, please."
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"Uh, would you please tell the chef"
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"that the captain requests a chocolate soufflé for dessert?"
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"Yes, sir. Oh, captain."
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"I am most impressed."
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"It was nothing."
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"Oh, but it is. You're a born leader."
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"Well... Oh, come on, captain, admit it."
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"You are the kind of a man who gets what he wants."
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"Someone has to be boss."
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"Chef Borga says no way."
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"Th... Ahem. There has been some misunderstanding."
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"No, I don't think so, sir."
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"He used a lot of colorful Italian adjectives and gestures."
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"Are you familiar with...?"
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"Please excuse me."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"This way, please. Excuse me."
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"Out, out. Out of my kitchen."
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"Your kitchen is part of my ship,"
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"and I am requesting a chocolate soufflé for dessert."
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"You want requests, go talk to the bandleader."
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"I don't have to take this from a short-order cook."
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"Short-order cook?"
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"Borga?"
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"I demand an apology. Never."
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"If I don't have an apology in writing in my hand by tomorrow,"
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"this is the last dinner I cook on this ship."
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"You call this dinner?"
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"Out, or I make mince meat out of you."
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"Where would you steal the recipe?"
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