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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Captain's Captain/Romance Roulette/Hounded (A Dog's Life) (S01E01)

"You ready for dinner?"
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"Well, uh,"
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"I'd rather hang out in the moonlight with you."
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"Mm."
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"Jeff, we've known each other a long time."
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"How come all of a sudden?"
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"Well, uh,"
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"I guess I've been too busy messing up my life."
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"First I loused up my marriage,"
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"and then I was living with someone for a while."
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"That didn't work."
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"Maybe this time, I'll get lucky."
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"Um, what is it, Jeff?"
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"Why do I feel like your heart isn't in this?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You're a fantastic girl."
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"I've always thought you were beautiful and sensitive."
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"I think you're great."
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"This isn't gonna work, is it?"
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"Nope."
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"Hmm."
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"Is it your wife?"
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"Still hung up on Gail."
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"Evening, Doc. Hello. Hi."
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"Gail, I'd like you to meet Gopher Smith,"
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"our assistant purser."
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"Hi. BRICKER: Hey, how about that?"
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"You both have the same name."
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"Gee, I've been called many things, but never Gail."
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"Heh. I've been called many things, but never Gopher."
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"Ah, you both have the same sense of humor: terrible."
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"Hey, look out, Doc,"
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"a lot more Smiths in the world than Brickers, you know."
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"And our numbers are increasing."
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"Congratulations."
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"Uh, may I join you?"
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"Please do. Of course."
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"Thank you."
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"So, what are you gonna call the baby?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"I like the old-fashioned names, like Johnny."
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"As in Walker."
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"Or Jack."
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"As in Daniels."
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"How about Jim?"
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"As in Beam."
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"Nobody would ever guess he's a bartender."
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"Gail Smith, Isaac Washington."
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"How do you do? Hi."
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"Listen, how about the name "Cleophus"?"
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"Now, that's a nice name."
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"Henry?"
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"I got it."
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"How about Jeff?"
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"Jeff Smith?"
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"I like it."
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"Would you excuse me?"
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"Gail?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Gee, wish I'd said Harvey."
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"As in Wallbanger."
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"Oh, Doc."
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"Hey, hey, it's okay."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Being around me is like not having to take a shower."
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"It's okay. I'll save on soap."
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"What happened in there?"
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"Well, Jeff Smith is my husband's name."
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"Except, in two weeks from now, he'll be my ex.husband."
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"Now, I thought that would make me very happy, but, uh,"
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"a funny thing happened on the way to the divorce."
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"Found out I'm still in love with him."
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"How does a man divorce the lady who's carrying his child?"
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"He doesn't know about it."
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"You see, he walked out on me before I found out, and I'm..."
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"I'm not gonna use the baby to try and get him back."
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"But surely, he has the right to know."
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"Well, I tried to reach him."
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"I was gonna sort of sound him out"
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"and see if we... But a woman answered."
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"He's living with somebody else."
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"Here. Try this one."
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"It's dry."
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"Oh, Doc."
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"Darling, I'm sorry I neglected you,"
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"but I thought I'd sneak in a couple of hours on my book."
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"Your book? Uh-huh."
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"You could have brought my picture."
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"Oh, Russ, don't spoil things."
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"Do you have any idea how long it's been"
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"since we've been away on a holiday?"
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"Yeah, I was 7, you were 4."
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"Oh, I didn't know it was that recent."
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"Oh, darling, I do love to be away with you."
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"Well, I like hanging out with you too."
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"Listen, why don't we start the cocktail hour early today?"
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"Are you trying to take advantage"
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"of a poor, defenseless woman?"
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"Exactly."
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"Good. Mm. Hee-hee."
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"I'll be a minute."
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"Then she said yes, and I... Oh... Oh, sure."
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"Two rum Collins, please."
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"You got it, sir."
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"Excuse me. Is that your wife over there?"
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"The Dear Beverly? Yeah."
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"See?"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Hey, man, she is really something else."
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"She always has the right answer."
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"That's right. And she just gave me the right answer."
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"That's way I'm taking a drink to her."
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"Hey, how about that, man?"
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"Guy left you a three-dollar tip"
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"and forgot to pay for the drinks."
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"When a mother-in-law comes to visit,"
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"how long should she stay?"
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"Well, it depends whether you're home or not."
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"Uh, you ready for your drink, darling?"
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"In a moment, love."
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