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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Captain's Captain/Romance Roulette/Hounded (A Dog's Life) (S01E01)

"We have an uncle who refuses to bathe."
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"Oh?"
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"Is he with you?"
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"No."
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"Good."
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"Ladies,"
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"Mrs. Blanchard will be glad to answer all your questions"
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"in her lecture on Sunday."
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"Uh, purser."
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"Sir, I'm sorry,"
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"Mrs. Blanchard has been waiting for her cabin number."
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"I'm Mr. Blanchard."
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"Oh. Well, gosh, I didn't know there was a Mr. Blanchard."
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"You're not alone."
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"Come on, darling."
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"Oh, well, let's... Now, let's see."
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"Okay, cabin 342, Promenade Deck."
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"Oh, thank you very much. Thank you."
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"You bet."
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"Listen, if you need any advice..."
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"I mean, if you have any problems..."
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"Have a wonderful cruise."
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"Can I help you?"
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"I'm Adam Bricker, the ship's doctor."
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"Oh, thanks, but I'm fine. We're both fine."
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"Well, I-I wasn't speaking medically."
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"But if you'll give me your name,"
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"I'll give you your cabin number."
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"Oh, I see. Gail Smith."
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"Uh, Smith. Gail Smith."
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"That'll be P206, right up those stairs."
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"I hope you and Mr. Smith have a pleasant trip."
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"Thanks, but there is no Mr. Smith."
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"Well, if you get right down to it,"
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"there are probably thousands of Mr. Smiths,"
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"but there isn't one traveling with me."
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"Then I think all those Mr. Smiths"
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"are making a big mistake."
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"Not in the case of my Mr. Smith."
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"I'm afraid it was me who made the mistake."
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"Darling, it's going to be fun."
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"We'll have a lovely vacation."
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"Yep. Yep, sure."
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"Oh, no, come on. Don't be so grouchy."
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"Look at this lovely suite, and this beautiful ship."
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"Come on, let's enjoy it."
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"I'd enjoy it a lot more if I was paying for it."
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"Now, isn't this silly?"
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"Now, why shouldn't we take this free cruise?"
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"All I have to do is give a little lecture."
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"Because I can afford to pay for a vacation,"
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"take you someplace where we could be alone,"
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"without all these people around."
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"Oh, darling, it isn't work. I love it."
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"Well, if you love your work that much..."
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"Dear Beverly, uh,"
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"I have a big problem I think you can solve."
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"I would like to make mad..."
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"Mad, passionate love to my wife."
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"Signed, Panting on the Princess."
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"Oh, dear Panting,"
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"I'd love to give your problem my personal attention."
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"Mm."
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"But it's very difficult to make love"
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"while you are typing."
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"W-what typing?"
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"Oh, darling, I'm sorry."
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"I'd love you to make passionate love to me,"
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"but I still have to finish that column."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, that's great."
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"Darling, it won't take long. I promise."
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"And don't make it more difficult for me by looking so sexy."
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"Oh, ho, ho. I'll tell you what."
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"Why don't you go up on deck, and I'll be there in a moment?"
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"Oh, please, darling, don't make me feel guilty."
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"Well, it's either a shower or a walk."
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"I'll walk."
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"Heh-heh-heh."
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"Oh, dear."
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""Dear Beverly, my son is a 250-pound fullback"
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""on his college football team,"
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""but the other day when I came home,"
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""I found him wearing one of my dresses."
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"What shall I do?""
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"Go on a diet."
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"Oh, thank you, Lance."
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"May I have the ketchup, please?"
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"Thank you."
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"I'm certainly glad you finished that column."
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"Oh, so am I, darling."
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"I'm all yours now."
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"Oh, excuse me, are you waiting to be seated?"
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"Yes, they had us at a table for two,"
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"but we wanted a larger table so we could meet more people."
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"Aren't you Dear Beverly?"
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"Oh, I-I'm sorry."
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"Don't worry about it. It happens all the time."
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"Yes, I'm Beverly Blanchard,"
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"and this is my husband, Russ. Hello."
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"And, you know, I really understand your problem."
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"It's very important to meet new people,"
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"and sometimes it's terribly difficult."
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"Well, if Dear Beverly can't help us, nobody can."
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"Darling, I know this was going to be our evening,"
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"but they are such nice people."
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"Do you mind?"
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"Heh. Sure."
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"Then it's all settled."
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"We are your first new people."
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"Oh."
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"Go ahead."
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"Now, that's a nice couple."
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"So when are you getting your divorce?"
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"Bum."
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"You think they're trying to tell us something?"
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"The late sitting of dinner"
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"is now being served in the Coral Dining Room."
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"Bon appetito."
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