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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Captain's Captain/Romance Roulette/Hounded (A Dog's Life) (S01E01)

"♪ It's an open smile ♪"
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"that you'll just have a very pleasant cruise here."
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"What did he say?"
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"Hello, Jeff, how are you?"
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"This is a new one, ring around the family."
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"All we need is a place to lay our heads."
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"I don't enjoy, uh, freeloading on my wife's name."
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"And I love you."
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"Yep."
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"Can I help?"
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"First the column, now a book? What am I doing here?"
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"Commanding a ship is a tad more complicated"
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"Like, this woman wrote that her husband's secretary"
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"Oh, Doc, I'm having a terrible time."
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"All I ask for is an apology, in writing."
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""Yours always, Mrs. Russell Blanchard.""
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"I'll be the judge of that."
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"He is, isn't he? I mean, it's not a nickname just...?"
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"Ha, ha. Bye."
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"Yes, I am. What?"
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"♪ Love ♪"
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"♪ Exciting and new ♪"
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"♪ Come aboard ♪"
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"♪ We're expecting you ♪"
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"♪ And love ♪"
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"♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪"
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"♪ Let it flow ♪"
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"♪ It floats back to you ♪"
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"♪ The Love Boat ♪"
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"♪ Soon will be making Another run ♪"
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"♪ The Love Boat ♪"
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"♪ Promises something For everyone ♪"
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"♪ Set a course for adventure ♪"
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"♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪"
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"♪ And love ♪"
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"♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪"
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"♪ On a friendly shore ♪"
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"♪ It's love ♪"
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"♪ Welcome aboard It's love ♪"
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"What's all this stuff?"
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"Well, maybe Sammy Davis is coming onboard,"
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"and he sent his jewelry on ahead."
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"Oh, Isaac. All that stuff belongs to the new chef."
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"Well, what happened to the regular chef?"
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"He's in the hospital."
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"You think it was something he ate?"
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"No, he's got appendicitis. Oh."
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"Gee, I hope everything comes out all right."
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"Borga."
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"Uh, Borga. Borga."
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"Borga."
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"Chef Borga."
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"Oh, Chef Borga."
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"Well, welcome aboard."
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"I'm your cruise director, Miss McCoy."
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"Miss McCoy."
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"No wonder you're not married."
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"I beg your pardon? Too skinny."
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"Men want women with something to hold onto."
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"But don't worry,"
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"a little fettuccine, a little ravioli,"
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"il poco di linguine. Mmm."
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"We'll have ten pounds on you by Mazatlán."
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"Fifteen by Puerto Vallarta."
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"By Acapulco, you could be the anchor."
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"Well, uh, I'm sure, chef,"
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"We have a beautiful ship and a very cooperative crew."
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"And a jackass for a captain."
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"What did you say?"
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"He said we have a jackass... I heard what he said."
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"Don't tell me I'm stuck with you for an entire cruise."
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"You're stuck?"
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"Ha! This peasant put ketchup on my bouillabaisse."
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"It didn't help."
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"You have the taste buds of a goat."
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"Before we sail,"
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"run out and get me a TV dinner."
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"Make that plural, TV dinners."
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"Well, I only speak a little Italian,"
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"but I think he said, "Have a nice day.""
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"Hi, welcome aboard."
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"Hello. Hello."
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"Well, look who's here."
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"If it isn't Mr. Travel himself."
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"Hiya, gorgeous. Oh, thank you."
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"What's this? Another free traveling junket?"
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"Just the line of duty, Julie."
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"Boy, I envy you guys. Free cruises all the time."
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"I envy me too."
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"It's just a job, Gopher."
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"I'm putting together another holiday package"
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"for one of the airlines. Believe me,"
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"the thrill wore off a long time ago."
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"Well, see you guys."
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"Bye."
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"Mm. Gee, what's with him?"
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"He used to be such a live wire."
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"I don't know. I heard he broke up with his wife."
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"Hmm."
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"What do you mean, hmm?"
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"Just, hmm."
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"Well, was it a "Gee, that's too bad" hmm,"
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"or a "Maybe there's hope for me" hmm, hmm?"
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"Gopher, get lost."
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"Get lost. Hmm."
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"Hmm."
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"I wouldn't miss your column, neither would my sister."
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"That's right."
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"First thing we turn to in the morning newspaper"
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"is "Dear Beverly.""
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"Even before the obituaries."
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"Oh, that's very nice, thank you."
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"And, your afternoon TV show is wonderful."
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"Heh. Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"You know, you're even more beautiful in person."
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"Why, that's very kind of you."
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"Nice to meet you. Very nice to meet you."
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"I'm sorry, ladies, but I really must get Mrs. Blanchard"
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"checked into her cabin."
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"But we have a terrible family problem."
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