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Clips from Happy Days - Hardware Jungle (S01E01)

"I can get you into the hospital tomorrow morning,"
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"and you'll have your tonsils out by 6 that afternoon."
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"Even the laundry can't give you that kind of service on your shirts."
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"You think about it and leave a message with my nurse."
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"I've got a case of croup down the block."
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"I can't wait to tell them about that sock around your neck."
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"Well, it always worked for Grandma Brunner."
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"Now, look, Marion, we just can't rush into things like this."
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"There's a lot to consider."
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"I mean, who's gonna take care of the hardware store?"
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"You know Mr. Fenster's on vacation."
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"You could call Chuck."
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"He's got an out-of-town basketball game."
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"Then I'm sure Richard wouldn't mind keeping an eye on it for the day."
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"- Right, Richard? - This Saturday?"
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"Yes."
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"I hate to close up on Saturday. It's usually my busiest day."
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"- Last week I was there till 9:00. - Nine o'clock at night?"
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"Did you have plans, dear?"
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"No. No, I can take care of it, Dad. If you're sick, I wanna help out."
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"See? There's nothing to worry about."
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"Richard can be the man of the family on Saturday."
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"But there's something I have to take care of at Arnold's. I'll be right back."
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"I got another one. Here. "But, lady, I'm not quite in the elevator yet.""
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"Wait, I got one too. "Mommy, you made my ponytail too tight.""
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"Okay, I got more, I got more. "Watch out for the revolving door."
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"What reeving...? Door, door, door.""
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"One more, one more. What's this, what's this?"
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"- A butterfly with the hiccups. - Right."
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"- One more, one more. - I knew that."
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"Hey, Ralph. Listen, have you seen Fonzie around?"
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"- Yeah. - Where is he?"
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"- Pull it out, pull it out. - Come on, where's Fonzie?"
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"He's over having his picture made."
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"Thanks. Ralph's gotta be card, right?"
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"See, I'm funny. I'm funny."
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"I'm sorry to bother you, but listen, about these tickets..."
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"That's okay, man. You don't have to keep on thanking me. It's all right."
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"I know, but I was wondering if I could get a refund."
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"A refund? I ain't no department store."
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"Something came up. I hate to disappoint Arlene."
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"Yeah, and I hate to give back money."
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"My father got sick and I can't go."
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"Listen, I promise I won't bother you anymore."
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"I hope you know how much you're upsetting my finances,"
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"not to mention Debbie here."
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"Oh, sorry. Sorry, Debbie. Thanks a million."
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"Don't you got any manners at all?"
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"Oh, gee, didn't I say thanks?"
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"You left the door to my office open."
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"It's good to have extra clothes, just in case."
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"Of course."
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"After all, they might decide to have a dance in the intensive-care ward."
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"Hey, Dad, you're going to the hospital pretty soon, huh?"
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"That's right Joanie. You gonna miss me?"
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"No."
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"Dad, you're only gonna be gone a little while. Are you scared?"
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"All they do is stick you in this room and rip out your throat."
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"Marion, have you seen my coat?"
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"But afterwards, you get to eat as much ice cream as you want."
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"Oh, well, that's nice."
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"But if you eat any, you usually throw up. Then your throat kills you."
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"Sweetheart, wouldn't you like to go outside"
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"and play with your Hula-Hoop for a while?"
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"- Okay. Bye, Dad. - Goodbye."
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"Good luck."
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"She said that like I was flying a mission over Tokyo."
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"Would you like to come here and help me with this?"
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"I got everything but the Saturday Evening Post."
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"Oh, thank you, Richard."
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"You see, your mother wanted to pack it and I wanted to wear it,"
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"so we decided to compromise."
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"Oh, Howard."
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"Are you coming with us, dear?"
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"I was just gonna make a phone call, but I can do it at the hospital."
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"- I gotta break a date. - Oh, what date?"
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"Well, I was gonna take Arlene to the rock 'n' roll show tonight."
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"Another cultural evening."
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"- But why are you breaking it? - Because I have to work tonight."
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"Dad, you said you usually stay at the store until 9:00 on Saturdays."
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"That's your dad. He likes to stay late. You don't have to."
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"Does he have to miss the show, Howard?"
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"You can close the store at 5:00."
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"Oh, that's great. That's awful."
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"That's a very good impersonation of Jekyll and Hyde."
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"I'll wait in the car. Marion, did you pack my socks?"
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"What's the matter, Richard?"
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"I gave my tickets back to Fonzie."
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"Well, just ask Fonzie to give them back to you."
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"Sort of like asking Khrushchev to give back Poland."
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"You can't get ahold of Fonzie, huh?"
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"I called Arnold's, Otto's Auto Orphanage, Fat Melba's Burgertown."
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"He's probably sold the tickets by now anyway."
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"Marion, you forgot to pack my drawstring."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I think Joanie used it to play cat's cradle."
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"- I may have an extra. - Oh, thank you, Mr. Egan."
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"- That's very kind of you. - Oh, yes."
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"So you're only gonna be with us for a few days?"
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"Yes, just a minor operation. Tonsils."
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"I had a brother-in-law who had his tonsils out."
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"Oh, is that right?"
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"Yeah. He was laying in bed after the operation, and bingo."
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"Bingo? What bingo?"
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"His number came up."
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"But at least he went in his sleep."
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"How terrible."
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"He was a young man too. Younger than you. He loved fried foods."
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"I love fried foods."
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"Now, Howard, there is nothing to worry about."
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"That's right. Your number comes up, doesn't pay to worry."
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"Had a cousin with gallstones, bingo."
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"Another bingo."
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"- Then, one day, I remember... - If you don't mind,"
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"I'd really rather not hear about it."
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"Oh, all right. Just trying to make conversation."
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"Look, you two better go if Richie's gonna open the store on time."
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"If there's anything you want, just call."
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"- I will. - Take it easy, Dad."
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"Yeah, I will. And don't worry, your mother's right."
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"Everything's gonna be fine."
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