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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Massage (S02E02)

""How's it going with you?" "Good.""
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"I don't know."
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"That's his night?"
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"I know. But I'm uncomfortable with him just sitting out there waiting for us."
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"- It's really good, isn't it? - The shrimp is so good, I can't get over it."
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"Shrimp are great, but I hate ordering the same thing."
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"- What do you mean? - We both got the same dish."
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"Why? I wouldn't give you any of mine if I had something different."
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"What are we gonna do about dinner for, what's his name, Greg, the driver?"
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"- The limo guy? - Yeah."
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"How many times are we gonna talk about Greg?"
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"He'll be hungry. Should we order a dinner for him?"
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"No, I think it's too late for that."
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"Is that bad? I don't have to eat these two shrimp."
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"Are you gonna finish that shrimp? Your last shrimp?"
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"Boy, I'm almost full already. And you're a shrimp ahead of me."
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"What do you think, are you gonna eat that?"
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"You don't have to, you want to finish it, go ahead."
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"- No, I don't want it now. - Go ahead-"
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"No, I'm telling you I'm done."
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"- I got you some food. - That's great, thanks."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Yeah, there's some shrimp in there and..."
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"Just, like, leftovers?"
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"There's some rice in there. But I didn't touch any of the shrimp."
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"I divided the rice very carefully. It's all clean, it's all good."
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"- I can't eat this. - I'm sorry, I forgot the fork."
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"I'll go..."
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"- I'll go get you a fork and a napkin. - All right. That'd be great."
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"- Sorry. - That's fine."
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"Giving him leftovers like that, that was crazy."
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"He should be happy that you got him something."
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"- Just sit down, honey. - I gotta get him a fork."
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"I didn't give him a fork."
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"- You haven't even eaten your pie yet? - I'm waiting for you."
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"Okay. I'll give him a fork, I'll be right back."
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"- You're going back out there? - I gotta give the guy a fork."
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"- The food was sensational. - Excellent."
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"Yeah, really spectacular."
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"Wonderful, do you mind telling me what you got in your pocket?"
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"I got a napkin and a fork."
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"There's a driver outside."
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"Pardon me for suggesting this, but it seems like you're walking out with our silverware."
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"I am, in a way, but I'm not stealing it."
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"I'm just borrowing it for a minute, and letting him eat his meal, then I'll get it back."
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"I call that stealing."
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"You're upset, the other day when I saw you on the street..."
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"and I didn't do a little stop-and-chat."
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"- "Hello, how are you?" kind of thing. - I don't know what you're talking about."
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"- Could you wait right there? - What? What are you doing?"
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"I'm gonna call the police."
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"- Yeah, you're gonna like that. - If you could sign right here, please."
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"All right, I guess in hindsight..."
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"I probably should've let the guy eat with his hands."
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"That would've been the better thing to do, right?"
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"Just have him get it all over his face..."
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"and have dogs come up maybe and lick it off him."
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"That's really what I should've done."
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"Sir, you'll have every opportunity to present your case to Judge Katz."
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"- The court date is on the back. - Okay."
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"- And you have a good evening. - Yes, you, too, thank you very much."
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"I am so sorry."
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"- I have to go before a judge! - Don't worry about it, I'm okay, thanks."
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"- Did you eat the food? - No, I'll get something on the way home."
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"- Don't worry about it, I'm good. - I'm sorry."
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"So I'll maybe call you next week?"
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"I'm sorry, I know this sounds strange. I just..."
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"How did you know that?"
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"- Can I just- - Yeah, on my arm, that's wild."
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"Cheryl, what are you doing?"
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"In the matter of Larry David, the record reflect the presence of Mr. David."
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"Mr. David, you wish to be heard before I impose sentence on you?"
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"What happened is simply that I was trying to..."
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"bring a fork to a working man..."
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"who was a driver, a limousine driver..."
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"All I was did was attempted to bring him a fork and a napkin..."
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"And it was only out of some personal animus..."
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"and I didn't stop and have a little chat with him."
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"I like to have a real conversation with people."
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"that you were gonna do what you wanted, when you wanted..."
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"because you feel because of your celebrity..."
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"somehow you can do things without consequences."
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"Mr. David, I need your help in this."
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"Obviously, a fine isn't going to do anything."
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"It just won't mean anything to you, you have too much money."
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"So, what do you expect this court to do for the public to understand..."
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"I'm not according you any special treatment?"
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"I could work at the temple on Saturday mornings..."
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"hand out tallises and yarmulkes."
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"And you think this is a fitting punishment? Isn't it a joy?"
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"Temple can be quite grueling, as you well know."
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"And you know what I'm gonna do?"
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"that you will never, ever do this again."
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"I swear to God, I'm not lying."
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"Are you enjoying the shrimp from the Chinese restaurant?"
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"That was a water bottle in my pants."
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"A water bottle!"
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"It's a long story."
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"I was trying to help a driver, a working man..."
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"Miss CBS bigwig."
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"It's what's gone on after that's been the problem, but-"
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"- That was a little dicey. - Yeah, you know, I knew we had them."
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"- Yes, I'm so excited. - You're going back to that psychic?"
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"'Cause a lot of psychics, they hold back on the bad stuff."
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"I can't hit in front of an audience. You know, I just can't."
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"I didn't get hurt at all."
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"Yeah, I've mentioned it to her a couple of times."
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"- Okay. - He sends me to a masseuse..."
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"It's gonna take us to Moho for dinner at the W Hotel."
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"She pump 32 times, then..."
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"- of trying to... - Like the skiing thing."
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"- I'm not having any affair! - You're not having an affair."
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"She's not Korean."
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"- Thank you. Nice to meet you. - How's it going?"
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"- I'll seat you myself. - Great."
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"- Very good, thank you. - My pleasure."
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"- Hi, I'll be back for your drink order. - Okay, thanks."
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"That's why he gets paid, he sits there and waits. It's not a bad job."
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"I've decided that this is my favorite restaurant."
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"Should we buy him dinner? I don't know what to do."
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