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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Love Language (S01E01)

"I--I--I'm going back to New York."
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"I--I can't."
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"- "Monster" is a cheese, right?"
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"- [small laugh]"
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"- Can I have a glass of your driest white, please?"
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"- Eee..."
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"well, we've been using the same box of wine"
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"as a stepladder since Halloween, so..."
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"Uh...whiskey. That's your best bet."
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"- Oh, dear."
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"Still in time for the breakfast special,"
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"if you want me to crack an egg into it."
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"- I am going through a divorce,"
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"but I'm not quite at "egg in my whiskey" phase yet."
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"- Divorce. That's rough. I hear ya."
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"- Oh, no. Not yet, anyway."
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"You know. Some day."
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"- Oh. [laughs] - Yeah."
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"Still kinda working on that pre-divorce part."
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"- Don't bother."
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"Ah, God. How do people..."
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"ooh. Wow."
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"Really sneaks up on you."
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"- Yeah. It's like a stroke."
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"- I just don't understand how people can change so much."
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"He used to be so alive and present,"
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"and now he's, like...blunt."
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"- I know blunt guys. - Mm."
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"he's so direct, you know, which is refreshing."
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"- Sometimes, it's... it's really brutal."
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"- Exactly. God, they're all the same."
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"- Probably dating the same guy."
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"- [laughing] Can you imagine?"
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"[phone rings]"
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"I'm sorry, I thought you were my wife."
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"- Max has something he would like to tell you."
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"Go ahead, Max."
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"- I stole your keys and made a copy of them"
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"to sneak into your cabin."
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"- What?!"
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"I am horrified at this accusation!"
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"- Oh, no, he didn't accuse you of anyth--"
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"- I don't accept your apology!"
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"- Max. Go on."
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"- I'm sorry."
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"- Good."
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"Now, I...do not accept your apology!"
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"- Well, you-- you have to accept it."
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"- Why?"
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"- Those are the rules."
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"- Well, he's not really sorry, so I'm not accepting it."
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"- Dr. Vanderspeigle is right."
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"say it like you mean it."
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"- But I don't mean it!"
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"Your act doesn't fool me, alien."
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"I know you found us in your basement"
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"and somehow snuck us home."
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"- I'm feeling attacked. I am snowflaking."
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"- Max, that's--that's enough."
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"it just won't let up."
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"They obviously love this kid."
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"I'm not sure why."
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"He's a menace."
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"I learned a lesson from Asta about love."
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"It can be used as a weapon."
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"Okay, Max."
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"I'm going to give you a simple test."
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"Which one of these people... is me?"
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"- You know I can't tell by this."
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"If there was a picture of a gross alien"
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"or a dumb slug, I'd point to it."
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"- Hurtful. - Max."
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"Please stop fooling around."
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"This is serious."
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"- Fine."
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"This one! - No!"
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"Enough games, buddy. That's Russell Crowe."
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"- No, the Australian guy"
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"- No, I promise you, it's not-- - Hey!"
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"Snap out of it!"
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"Max got it wrong."
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"- [sighs] Sweetie."
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"Who is this?"
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"Don't you recognize him? - No!"
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"I've never seen that man before in my entire life."
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"- Hmm, I forgive you"
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"for breaking into my house, Max."
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"I forgive you because you are a sick little boy."
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"From the Jurassic era dinosaur documentary!"
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"- Hey-- - He's not even a real doctor!"
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"- Max. - Well, this has been fun."
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"I'm just gonna go jump out a window real quick."
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"Max."
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"Max."
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"- It's worse than I thought."
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"from a severe case of teraphobia."
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"- Teraphobia?"
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"- Seeing monsters and other scary things."
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"Also..."
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"He might suffer from face blindness."
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"And looking at your skull..."
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"he's probably gonna have a receding hairline."
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"- This is horrible."
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"- Yes, if teraphobia is untreated,"
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"Max can have severe issues,"
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"and going through life without hair is no fun."
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"But...there is a special school"
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"for kids like Max."
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"In Georgia."
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"- Georgia? - Mm."
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"[inquisitive music]"
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"♪"
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"- We just need a smoking gun."
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"We ain't got no smoke. Hell, we ain't even got a gun."
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"[whirring]"
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"I interviewed every possible witness."
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"I examined all the evidence. I--"
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"Are you shitting me right now?"
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"- Sorry, sir. It, uh, it calms me."
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"- Well, I need to be calm. Give me this."
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