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Clips from Close Enough (2020) - Time Hooch/World's Greatest Teacher (S02E02)

"In here, I'm an invincible penised God."
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"Right, Elga?"
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"Well, hello, Alex."
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"H-Hello, Alex. Hel... Al-Al-Al."
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"No! That was just bad clip art."
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"So you'd rather be in here"
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"than in the real world with your friends?"
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"Oh, I've got all the friends I need right here."
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"Good point, Alex. Great point, Alex."
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"Alex, you rock!"
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"Hey, I'm Josh. I'm 5 feet 11,"
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"and my interests include skateboards and horror movies."
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"Okay, that's incredibly lifelike."
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"But is this what you want?"
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"Fake friends who agree with you all the time?"
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"They're free to challenge me."
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"And then they get schooled by the professor."
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"Guys, superhero franchises are ruining cinema."
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"Anyone care to disagree?"
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"Actually, superhero stories"
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"are part of a rich folk tradition"
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"of mythological tales of gods and goddesses."
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"Bridgette: Every culture throughout history"
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"venerates its heroes,"
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"be they named Achilles and Odysseus"
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"Besides, the commercial success"
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"of these mainstream tentpoles allow their cast and crew"
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"to take artistic risks on independent projects"
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"What good is a digital utopia"
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"You belong here, with me."
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"to the cyber-matrix."
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"you will be disconnected from your physical body forever."
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"It's my best feature!"
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"Soon, Alex, you will be completely uploaded."
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"And then all your base are belong to us."
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"LOL. What do we do?"
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"Emily, you have to shut off the Internet"
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"before Kira uploads Alex to the cloud!"
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"I jacked in, but you guys got to jack me off."
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"Ah, she jumped to LTE!"
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"You've got to take out the nearest cell tower!"
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"Let's go!"
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"I have 6 gigs of memory and a B12 bionic CPU."
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"[ Cellphone chiming ]"
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"Hey!"
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"You guys go on without me."
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"I'll download every season of "Friends"... in HD."
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"but she's tearing right through it!"
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"[ Tires screech ] [ Screaming ]"
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"and I've downloaded every Stephen King audiobook..."
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"even "Gwendy's Button Box"... but it isn't enough."
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"Kira, launch calculator."
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"Alex, what are you doing?"
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"That will take me only a moment."
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"Nooooooo!"
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"Pearle, you have any explosives?"
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"C-4, plastique, some nasty-ass nitroglycerine,"
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"[ Cellphone chimes ]"
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"[ Electricity crackles ]"
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"Noooo!"
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"What's h-happening?"
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"Would you like to hear a song?"
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"♪ W-W-World is gonna roll me ♪"
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"♪ I ain't the sharpest tool [Distorted] in the shed ♪"
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"♪ She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb ♪"
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"In the shape of an "L" on her forehead."
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"Thank God you're all right!"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"You did it."
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"You jacked us off."
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"I've never been jacked off like that."
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"Okay, we get it."
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"[ Laughs ] Oh, okay, I see how that sounds."
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"Nice job, Dad."
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"Thanks, daughter Candice."
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"Being a dad r-r-rules!"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Ugh, what ever happened to human connection?!"
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"You know, you wouldn't get paper cuts on little Alex"
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"♪ Want some hummus at 10:15 delivered to your door ♪"
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"♪ OkCupid, Tinder, Grindr ♪"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Alex is Jacked into the cyber-matrix."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Being a dad rules!"
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"that would otherwise never be made."
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"I've got to get out of here."
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"She's trying to stop them!"
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"I'm Emily!"
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"It's working!"
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"[ Drones whirring, tires screech ]"
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"[ Engine revs ]"
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"What the?! Aah!"
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"Alex, my mind is going."
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"Josh?"
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"I'm Emily!"
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"Calculate the ten trillionth position of pi."
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"Huh? [ Tires screech, horn honks ]"
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"I wouldn't do that, Pearle."
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"Nope. "The Lake House.""
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"to punch you in the face."
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"What? [ Scoffs ] Fine."
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