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Clips from Close Enough (2020) - Time Hooch/World's Greatest Teacher (S02E02)

"than engage with a bon vivant like myself?"
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"Whoa. Bold stance."
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"That's why I keep it old school."
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"[ Electronic humming ]"
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"I can do by myself."
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"[ Camera shutters click ]"
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"Get off your phone and pay attention!"
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"This thing is built like a tank."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"♪"
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"Wait, they all have calculators?"
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"Alex..."
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"Huh?"
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"Hello, Alex."
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"If you like calculators,"
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"It's not going to be that easy to overcome my skepticism of..."
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"and your Social Security number."
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"♪ Baby, that's what Kira's for ♪"
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"♪ Give in to Kira now, give your data up to me ♪"
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"♪ Up to me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e ♪"
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"♪"
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"And not his regular weird smell."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"I bet I can make contact with my VR headset."
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"I'll plug in to the matrix, just like in that Keanu Reeves movie."
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"Maybe. Never saw it."
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"♪"
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"I'm jacking in!"
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"Alex: Josh!"
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"Smokin' hot, am I right?"
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"or Superman and Wonder Woman."
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"Oh, my God! They're smarter than me!"
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"Yeah. They have access to the whole Internet."
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"if I can't act superior to my friends?"
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"I'm sorry, Alex, but I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
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"Once you're 100% uploaded,"
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"My physical body?!"
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"On it!"
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"[ Electricity crackling ]"
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"The WiFi is down, and so is Randy."
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"You think you can outsmart me, you meatsacks?"
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"Hi, uh, Emily, yeah, I'm the taskrabbit you hired"
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"We got to slow down Kira."
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"Okay, but skip season six."
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"Could there be any less Chandler?"
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"I'm Facetuning a 30 megapixel image of my butthole,"
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"We're running every possible app,"
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"Then multiply it... by two."
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"Come on!"
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"but damn it, I didn't bring my detonator bag!"
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"[ Keyboard clacking ]"
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"I'll just use my backup."
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"Oh, yeah, here we go."
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"♪ Somebody once told me ♪"
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"You not only saved me, you may have saved all of humanity."
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"[ Laughing maniacally ]"
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"This is the best. Isn't it nice"
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"to spend some time outdoors with your closest friends?"
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"[ Cellphones chiming, keyboards clacking ]"
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"You'd rather worship your glowing bricks"
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"It's nice to hang out in the park."
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"How's this for a big statement?"
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"Phones have ruined society."
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"Mom, I'm scared!"
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"I need a phone for two things..."
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"making calls and using a calculator."
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"Anything you can do on your capitalist tracking device,"
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"Hashtag masterpiece."
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"Take next exit, right."
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"Oh, yeah, here we go."
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"if you upgraded your phone."
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"Well, that is never going to happen."
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"[ Bird screeches ]"
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"♪"
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"[ Horn honks ]"
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"♪"
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"It's fine. I can put it in a bowl of rice!"
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"Noooooo!"
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"How am I supposed to choose?"
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"♪"
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"I'm Kira, the new digital assistant from Fractal."
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"you'll love our new global measurement convertor."
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"Whoa, is that how many grams are in a metric ton?"
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"Alex, in order to complete my setup,"
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"all I need is your thumb print, DNA sample,"
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"I don't need all the bells and whistles."
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"I just want to add numbers together..."
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"87, 22, you know, stuff like that."
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"I'll take real life over a screen, thank you very much."
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"Oh, Alex."
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"Why should a genius like you settle for real life?"
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"♪ Access all man's knowledge and really specific porn? ♪"
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"♪ Baby, that's what Kira's for ♪"
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"♪ Whatever floats your boat ♪"
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"♪ Follow what you like and you can tune out all the rest ♪"
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"♪ Step inside the filter bubble ♪"
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"♪ Where your take is the best ♪"
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"Give your! Data!"
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"He hasn't left his room all day."
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"And there's a weird smell."
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"We need an intervention to get him off that phone."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Alex, we think you might have a problem."
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"Josh, we're past the intervention stage."
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"Stand back!"
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"If you kill me, he will also be deleted."
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"Oh, "John Wick.""
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"Come on."
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"This is why USB is dying out."
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"Welcome to the cyber-matrix."
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"[ Startup tone plays ]"
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"Come on, we got to get outta here."
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"Why?"
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"Out there, I'm a divorced adjunct professor"
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"with paper cuts on his dong."
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