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Clips from Three's Company - Stanley Casanova (S02E02)

"You have been drinking."
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"No, but maybe I should be. Wait a minute. Where are you going now?"
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"- To The Regal Beagle. - Without a free pass?"
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"[ Imitating Mrs. Roper ] "Without a free pass?""
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"I dare you to stay home and say that."
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"Here you go, ladies. Two daiquiris. Thanks, Jack."
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"What's the matter? Too much tequila?"
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"You're not supposed to put tequila in a daiquiri."
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"Oh. Then it's definitely too much tequila. Look. I'm sorry, Joan."
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"I haven't got Steve's touch. I'm afraid you're gonna miss him."
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"Yeah, especially since I was supposed to have a date with him tonight."
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"Hey, what are you doing tonight?"
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"Oh, me? Oh, you gotta be kidding. I couldn't date Steve's girl."
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"He's a close friend of mine. He's also very big and very strong."
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"No, Steve wouldn't mind, really. What do you say?"
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"[ Clears Throat ] I'll fix you some fresh drinks."
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"I'd rather have a fresh you."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hi, Mr. Roper. What can I do for you?"
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"What are you doing here? I'm picking up a little extra cash."
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"Steve's car broke down. He'll be along later."
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"[ Moans ] Is something wrong?"
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"It shows, huh?"
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"You wanna talk about it?"
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"Nah. Okay."
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"What's wrong with me? Huh? Nothing's wrong with you."
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"Why don't women find me attractive? You're attractive."
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"Sure, you'd think so,"
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"but I'm talking about regular women."
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"Mr. Roper, why don't you cheer up, and, uh, have a daiquiri on the house."
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"You know, in all the years I've been married,"
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"not one girl has ever looked at me."
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"Maybe it's because they know you're married. That's it."
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"It's the ring. I told Helen that, and then... and then... Oh!"
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"Boy, you're really down, aren't you? Yeah."
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"I'd bet if they thought you were single, you"
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"could have women eating out of your hand."
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"Yeah?"
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"Jack, you know, I think you're right."
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"That girl over there just waved at me."
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"Maybe I'll just mosey over there and... Uh, hold it."
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"Hold it a second. I got an idea."
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"Why don't I take this bottle of wine over to her and tell her it's from you?"
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"That depends. What are you doing tomorrow night?"
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"[ Chuckles ] No, it... Excuse me."
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"See that guy over there? He's really down on himself."
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"He's got every right to be."
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"He's a nice enough guy. Would you just do me this favor?"
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"Excuse me. Just be nice to him. Make him feel attractive."
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"Him? Give me one good reason why I should."
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"Uh, I could take you out tomorrow night."
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"You know something? He just became very good-looking."
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"[ Clears Throat ] Uh, uh, uh..."
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"Hi, good-lookin'!"
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"Hello, cutie."
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"Okay, "soak the brains and the sweetbreads..."
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"in ice-cold water for 45 minutes.""
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"Janet? Hmm?"
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"What part of the body do brains come from?"
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"The, uh, head part."
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"You mean these are brain brains?"
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"Yeah. Blech! Ick!"
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"Chrissy, you think maybe you could go for a hamburger at The Regal Beagle?"
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"I thought you'd never ask. Okay, let's go."
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"[ Doorbell Rings ] Wonder who that is."
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"Oh, hi. Oh, hi, kids."
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"I hope I'm not interrupting anything."
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"No. We were just going out, that's all. Good."
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"Uh, Mrs. Roper, is there anything wrong?"
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"Yeah. Stanley got mad at me."
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"I told him that he wasn't attractive to women,"
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"and it really hurt his feelings."
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"I shouldn't have told him that."
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"Oh, Mrs. Roper, now, come on."
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"He's gonna know you didn't mean it."
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"Oh, I meant it. I just shouldn't have told him."
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"Why don't you take your mind off it and come with us to have a hamburger?"
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"Where are you going? The Regal Beagle."
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"Oh! Oh, I can't."
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"Stanley's gone there."
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"Now, come on, Mrs. Roper."
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"Listen. I bet the one thing he wants right now more than anything..."
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"is to see you."
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"Six plumbers were there before me..."
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"Six professional plumbers..."
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"And I was the only one able to figure it out."
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"You won't believe this."
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"They were using half-inch pipe."
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"No! Yeah."
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"I mean, with that kind of water pressure,"
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"you need at least a three-quarter-inch pipe."
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"Believe me, after that, they looked at Stanley Roper with respect."
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"Well, of course they would. You betcha."
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"Hi, Chrissy. Hi, Janet. Hi."
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"Hi. Hi, Mrs. Rope... Wait!"
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"Hey, Mrs. Roper, why don't you join me over here at the bar."
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"No, that's okay. We'll just sit over here. Oh, no!"
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"This table... well, it's reserved. Reserved? Who for?"
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"Huh? Huh? [ Laughing ] Oh, that's beautiful!"
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"I thought you were gonna stay home and eat that dinner I left for you."
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"Ew. No way. Besides, I never had sweetbreads before."
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"Listen. I think you better go over there and tell Mr. Roper that his wife saw him."
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"You want me to tell that to a man with a heart condition?"
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"[ Gasps ] I didn't know he had a heart condition."
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"He will when I tell him."
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"Mr. Roper has gotta know that his wife saw him. He's gotta be told."
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"Us? Why don't you go tell him?"
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"For me. I wanna be ready when the screaming starts."
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"Listen, Jack... Come on, Janet."
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"We'll do it. We're not afraid, are we?"
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"Yes."
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"Janet has something she wants to tell you."
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"No. No, no, no, no, no, no... Tell him, Janet."
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"Hi. Uh, Mr. Roper,"
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"uh, could we talk to you for just a minute?"
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"It's very... Would you move? Important."
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"You have to excuse me for being so popular. I'll be right back."
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"[ Indistinct Arguing ]"
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"All right. What's so important? Tell him!"
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"Um... Well,"
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