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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Kids, sometimes in life you see someone and you just instantly know"
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"It can happen anywhere."
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"What's wrong?"
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"She's not allowed to date patients. It's an AMA rule."
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"She's not allowed to date patients. It's an AMA rule."
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"Synchro: MiniBen314 Proofreading: MiniBen314, Flovap"
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"What, you're married?"
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"time and multiple listens."
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"The third session we both spoke nothing but French."
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"There's alcohol in here."
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"Abby, I've told you before."
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"And sure enough, by session seven,"
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"I thought you said "Alan.""
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"You're right, no more gimmicks."
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"I left it somewhere. I forget."
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"That's you."
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"Just kidding. Stupid."
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"Look, even if it is something, it's easily treatable, so try to relax."
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"That last session was the least painful of all."
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"I'm good."
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"And... go."
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"That's like 120 seconds."
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"380 West 22nd? That's..."
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"- Flowers? - I'm allergic."
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"Dessert ran a little long, so... I had to cut the good-night kiss."
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"I think I can be late just once."
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"But I understand that you really don't have time right now, but if you ever do,"
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"He doesn't deserve another chance." But I forgive you!"
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"this is the person for you."
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"Even the waiting room of a tattoo removal clinic."
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"And that's what happened when I met..."
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"...Stella."
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"Ah, the butterfly tramp stamp."
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"My bread and butter."
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"So I'm guessing that the real story involves a bad breakup and some booze."
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"Unless it's a gang tattoo, in which case,"
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"I think it's time to find a new gang."
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"No, I just thought it would be cool to get a caterpillar tattoo,"
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"and then a few weeks went by, and all of a sudden..."
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"Well, I can get rid of it in ten one-hour sessions,"
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"but, I should warn you, laser surgery's very painful."
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"Well, I think you'll find I have a very high tolerance for pain."
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"Just last night, I sat through the worst movie ever made."
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"- Oh, Plan 9 From Outer Space? - No, the worst movie..."
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"Manos: Hands of Fate."
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"Uh, I'm a doctor, went to medical school. It's Plan 9."
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"If you don't believe me, it's playing down at the Pamela Theater."
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"I don't believe you, Doctor."
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"Well, what are you doing tonight?"
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"Hello."
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"- Hey, Ted. - Hey."
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"Hey, put that away. Tonight's on me."
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"- Oh, no, no, don't... - Come on, I insist."
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"That's so nice. Thank you."
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"Hey, guys, this is my friend Ted. He wants to pay."
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"- Thank you. - One, two, three, four."
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"Is something wrong?"
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"No, it's just, um..."
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"I'm just a little embarrassed. I thought this was a date."
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"But it's no big deal. Don't worry about it."
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"Ted's embarrassed, he thought this was a date."
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"Ted thought this was a date."
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"What? I'm not allowed to date a patient. It's an AMA rule."
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"- She's not allowed to date... - Yeah, I got it."
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"We all got it. Ted's a schmuck."
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"Transcript: Raceman Resync: kabbage"
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"How I Met Your Mother 3x13 - Ten Sessions"
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"And you bought all the tickets."
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"Yeah, yeah. Hey, you were right."
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"Worst movie-going experience ever."
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"Of course, it had nothing to do with the movie."
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"I am so sorry that you thought that was a date."
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"No, it's fine. I got to hang out with you on girls' night out."
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"All right, so if you're not allowed to date a patient, I'll just..."
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"I'll wait until these ten session are up and then I'll ask you out then."
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"Well, then, fair warning:"
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"I'm going to say no."
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"Really? I'm getting mixed signals from you."
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"I feel like you've been staring at my ass for quite some time."
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"Boyfriend?"
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"Lesbian?"
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"Only date black guys?"
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"And yet you can say with absolute confidence"
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"that ten weeks from now, if I ask you out on a date, your answer will be..."
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"No."
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"No... Hmm."
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"What could she mean when she says no?"
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"I don't know, it is totally cryptic."
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"This is far from over."
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"We're talking ten weeks from now."
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"Who knows what she'll want then?"
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"Do you know what you're going to want for lunch ten weeks from now?"
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"Sloppy Joe, shrimp cocktail and a milk shake."
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"Ted, do you know how long it takes a woman"
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"to decide whether or not she's going to sleep with a guy?"
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"8.3 seconds."
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"After that, her decision is made. She will not change her mind."
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"- That's ridiculous. - Is it?"
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"Describe your first 8.3 seconds with Stella."
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"Lower back butterfly tattoo, you're up."
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"So we got off to a rocky start."
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"That may be a problem for some guys,"
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"but I get better over time."
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"I'm not some Top 40 song..."
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"easily digestible."
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"I'm complex. I require..."
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"I'm "Stairway to Heaven.""
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"Wow, Roger Daltrey just rolled over in his grave."
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"That's not the right guy, is it?"
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"He's not even dead, is he?"
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"I think that's great, Ted."
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"You can do whatever you set your mind to."
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"In fact, you've inspired me."
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"I'm going to stop biting my nails."
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"- But, baby, you love biting your nails. - I know, but I'm doing this for Ted."
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"God, this is really hard."
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"Give me ten sessions,"
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"I'm going to turn that "no" into a "yes.""
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"Really, Ted? You think so?"
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"Well, tell me, how did the rest of that session go?"
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