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Clips from Master of None - Amarsi Un Po (S02E02)

"May I stay here?"
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"Uh, okay, is this a shirt from when you were really, really fat?"
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"No, that's Arnold's shirt."
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"It makes sense. You're right."
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"It's my new nightgown."
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"It looks very nice."
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"Thank you."
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"So I need, um, a pillow and a blanket."
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"Nope. You take the bed. I'll take the couch."
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"Why? Come on, it's your place."
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"You're my guest. Please."
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"Take the bed."
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"You sure?"
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"I'm sure."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"Good night!"
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"I can't sleep!"
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"Yeah, I'm not that tired. Are you?"
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"No."
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"Should we have a pajama dance party?"
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"- Do you know? - Mm-mm."
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"Do you know how to dance the twist?"
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"I don't know."
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"- No? - I don't think so."
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"No, not down here, down like..."
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"Oh, okay. Well, that's back. That's not down."
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"Oh, oh, you get it."
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"Oh, you have to move the back, like this."
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"Yeah, twist your back."
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"Am I doing it right?"
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"Kind of."
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"You're so cute when you dance the twist."
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"I'm cute when I do everything."
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"Oh, notice you said down again. But you were wrong."
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"- You ready? - Yeah."
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"Now this way."
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"Do this."
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"Do you know that I've been dating Pino"
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"since I was 18 years old?"
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"So, technically, I've been dating him"
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"I ever been with,"
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"like, properly been with."
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"- Whoa. - Yeah."
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"Yes."
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"We did."
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"But I haven't done anything."
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"I'm sure he did."
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"- Mm. - But I don't want to know."
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"You have never seen another "pino" besides Pino's?"
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"Wow."
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"Like, you're at the spa, and you went into the wrong room"
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"and just walked in on a roomful of "pinos" in a steam shower?"
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"What kind of spa you are in?"
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"What do you mean "what kind of spa"?"
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"You know, there's just "pinos" everywhere."
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"I'll change, and my "pino" will be out, but I don't, like, leave it out there"
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"and, like, flaunt it around everywhere in front of everybody."
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"Some guys are just like, "All right, I'm in a place"
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"They just don't care. It's just out, like, in my face."
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"I'm like, "All right, man. Let's take it easy.""
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"Oh, okay."
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"So maybe you have, actually, a shy "pino.""
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"No, my "pino" is not shy."
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"He's very gregarious."
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"He plays tennis."
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"- He's a good guy, but... - Poker game?"
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"He just doesn't want to be out there in the spa and around all these old guys."
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"Okay."
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"Old? Are they old?"
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"A lot of times."
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"All right."
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"One sexual partner."
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"That may be it, right?"
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"You ever been..."
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"curious what it's like to just be with somebody else?"
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"We actually did make one of those celebrities list, you know?"
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"Mm."
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"Who was on yours?"
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"Ryan Gosling."
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"- Oh. - I mean..."
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"- Sure. - Absolutely."
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"Uh, Robert Redford..."
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"And..."
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"When he was alive, obviously."
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"So two of yours, you'd have to use a time machine."
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"That's not an ideal list."
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"No."
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"Actually, it's not."
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"What about you?"
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"Come on, you never done it?"
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"I'll... I'll make it now."
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"Mm."
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"Yeah, good choice."
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"Um, I liked the lady in 8 1/2,"
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"Claudia..."
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"Claudia Cardinale."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You like the Italians."
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"Hey."
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"You're sleeping on my ankles."
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"It's okay."
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"I'll head over to the couch."
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"You can sleep on the pillow if you want."
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"Mm, okay."
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"Come on, it's cold outside."
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"You can get under the blanket."
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"Okay."
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"Yes! In my bed! With me!"
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"It was intense."
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"Wow."
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"Forbidden love."
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"Arnie's jealous."
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"where I was like, "What is going on here?"
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"Bro, come on, what are you doing?"
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"She was in your bed with you."
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"I'm sitting there, looking at her,"
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"and then just staring at that gigantic engagement ring."
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"You're going on all these fake dates."
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"You're snuggling all over town."
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"How is any of that different?"
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