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Clips from Master of None - Amarsi Un Po (S02E02)

"Okay, they're not."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"It's okay."
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"Yes, you did."
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"I did. I did."
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"This is scandalous."
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"You guys have a connection."
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"There's always been a vibe, right?"
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"Yeah, but she's engaged."
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"I know."
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"She has one foot out the door."
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"I mean, it's maybe not out the door, but it's near the doorway."
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"And when we're together, oh, it's great."
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"There's an energy."
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"I felt it after the Chef Jeff dinner."
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"I felt it tonight."
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"I would play it cool for the next couple weeks"
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"and see where it goes."
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"By the way, I just popped a Lunesta, so I might be a little sleepy in a bit."
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"- Incoming, Francesca! - Ooh."
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"Thanks for a wonderful evening.""
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"Kissy emoji."
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"We got kissies?"
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"♪ We got kissies ♪"
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"Hold on, hold on."
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""I'm having a small birthday party for Pino."
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"Can you come?""
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"I don't want to go to no Pino party."
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"But..."
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"maybe it'd be good to go"
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"to kind of feel out what their vibe is."
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"No. No. No."
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"You're definitely not going."
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"I don't understand. Why isn't it a good idea?"
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"You're being a little baby."
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"What?"
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"We have such good chemistry.""
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"No."
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"Number one, her bozo fiancé's gonna be there."
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"Number two, from now on, you're triple B..."
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"Fine."
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""I'll try, but I might not make it.""
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"Good."
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"She's writing back."
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""Please come. I really want to see you.""
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"Then she threw in a couple more emojis."
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"- What kind of emoji? - This guy."
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"That's huggy, bro."
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"Get that fucking huggy away from me."
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"I want kissy,"
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"or I want red hearts only."
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"Ah, come on, man. Let's just go."
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"It'll be good to see what's up with them."
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"I think my Lunesta's kicking in hard,"
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"and I just got to take a little nap."
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"All right, well, I'll probably head out."
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"Cap..."
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"will you tuck me in?"
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"I'm not tucking you in."
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"The problem is I don't have my sheets on me, and I'm cold."
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"Come on, man. I can't tuck you in."
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"maybe I can throw a little blankie on you."
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"Night-night, buddy."
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"Night-night."
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"I think it's gonna be weird seeing her together with him."
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"Yeah, I told you this was a terrible idea."
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"But then you agreed it'd be good to check out the vibe."
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"By the way, thanks for that tuck-in."
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"- Dev, hey. - Hey, happy birthday, Pino."
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"Hey, thank you. Nice to see you. Ciao."
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"So, looks like the who's who of the Northeast tile market here."
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"Listen, Syed Ahamed is here."
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"He's the marble king of the Southeast."
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"Believe me, he's a legend."
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"Uh, should I ask him about how he did the fireplace"
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"No, maybe... I mean, it's too obvious. Everybody ask him about that."
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"- Yeah, probably. - Hey, guys. Hi."
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"Yeah."
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"All right."
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"You know which stone you should use for your fireplace?"
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"That'll be good, but he can use Carrara, too."
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"Carrara will look better."
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"See? He's the king, I told you."
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"- Carrara is wonderful idea. - That sounds really cool."
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"I just don't have a fireplace in my apartment."
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"for the Miami Dolphin. Hmm?"
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"and it was very good, means, very good."
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"Uh, I love lasers."
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"I'm renting right now,"
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"into a dolphin-shaped countertop."
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"No, no, no, no, no. It's not expensive."
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"Yeah."
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"Meaning we talk about anything besides tiles for a little while?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"We brought work to the party."
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"It's... It's just I'm... I'm overexcited that Syed, you're here!"
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"My friend. Great."
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"- Sorry. - Uh..."
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"- My future. In the future, maybe. - Yes."
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"- You never know with Italians, you know. - Yeah."
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"- Maybe one day. - Okay."
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"B-by the way... Sorry."
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"Uh, the countertop in the bathroom, I think it's a good idea."
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"What you think?"
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"Can you cut other animal shapes?"
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"Yeah, with the laser, we can cut anything you want."
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"And if you have any favorite animals, we can cut it."
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"Well, I did have a lizard named Lucien"
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"We have some green jade. We can put a lizard into the countertop."
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"Look at this."
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"Whoa. You guys are doing secret texts?"
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"Look."
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"I just see my little bud."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Scroll down."
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"Oh, my fucking God."
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"Ooh, you're a bad boy."
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"What?"
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"Casual wink or flirty wink?"
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"Flirty."
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