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Clips from Master of None - Amarsi Un Po (S02E02)

"Oh, come on, guys, just one idea."
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"- Yeah, we're just friends. - Okay."
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"Well, just be careful, okay?"
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"Let's have a little fun."
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"Jeff, come on."
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"- Just one? - Yeah, come on, just one."
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"Let's get you nice, laid out on that bed of tomatoes."
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"- Beautiful. - All right."
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"I-I really... I don't know about this, guys."
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"I got a really good idea."
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"- All right. - Careful, Little D."
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"Hi."
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"So how is the new show going?"
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"It's good. Um..."
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"Yeah. So how long are you here this trip?"
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"Damn! Your girl fine."
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"What did he say?"
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"Uh, well, he thinks we're together."
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"And he's very excited that you're dating someone of my ethnicity."
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"Oh. It's me."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Um, are you guys gonna do any fun New York stuff?"
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"I can't wait."
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"- I have a fun trip if you're up for it. - Mm-hmm?"
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"My friend Lawrence that worked on Clash of the Cupcakes with me"
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"- Can I? - Yeah."
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"I mean, I lo... I never been to a helicopter before."
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"- I got to use it at some point. - That would be so cool."
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"Can we go in?"
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"Please? Please? Please?"
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"Can we?"
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"Uh, yeah, sure."
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"Why are you freaking out?"
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"Because I love pharmacies..."
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"Look at this."
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"Look how many toothpastes you can have."
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"Look at this."
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"Wow."
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"Mm."
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"Ooh."
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"I love this place."
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"So do you want to have a dinner?"
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"What about something else?"
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"How about, uh, tapas?"
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"I like saying tapas."
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"I love everything about tapas."
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"Okay, then let's do tapas."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"And also the kitchen closes at 10:00 tonight,"
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"What do we do?"
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"What if the kitchen closes?"
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"Okay, let's put our name down for it."
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"Those tapas-loving fucks!"
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"- I promise, all right? - Mm-hmm."
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"They're leaving."
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"I told you."
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"No, you have to tap first."
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"I told you."
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"Aren't you glad you expanded your culinary horizons beyond Italian?"
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"It's fun hanging out with you again."
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"Let's pretend we're a couple, but we're in a huge argument."
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"Uh..."
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"The one I got for our anniversary, how could you?"
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"Well, I'm sorry, but you were sleeping in our bed!"
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"- Uh, okay, okay. - Yeah."
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"You gave our dog a blow job?"
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"You were giving a blow job to the dog!"
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"Um, so sorry."
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"Just run away from this guy."
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"I'm sorry. I think I just ruined your reputation forever."
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"I'm a public figure, Francesca."
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"It's not a very good hiding place."
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"I think I won the game."
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"Fun game, though."
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"But I got to be honest... I saw this coming from a mile away."
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"But she doesn't seem into it, you know?"
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"It feels so good."
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"Yeah."
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"Tonight definitely seemed more romantic than friendly."
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""I had so much fun tonight."
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"Hell no, you're not going to that party."
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"She's writing back."
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"All right, I'll go with you. It's fine."
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"You okay?"
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"But..."
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"I'm starting to get a little freaked out."
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"That was Lunesta Arnold. You never trust that guy."
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"- DiGiorno. - Ciao."
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"at the Park Hyatt hotel in Shanghai?"
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"Thanks for coming."
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"Come on, come on, let's have a drink."
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"Hmm?"
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"Oh. What a shame."
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"If you don't have a fireplace, at least do your kitchen, Arnold."
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"Yeah. Once he did a countertop for a football player..."
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"We cut the island in the shape of the dolphin,"
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"Wonderful. So?"
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"and I just don't want to put a couple thousand dollars"
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"It's not. You know, at least you can do the bathroom countertops?"
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"Hey! Guys."
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"Oh, yes, please."
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"- Syed. - I know, I know."
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"Yeah, yeah, si, si."
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"Syed, Syed..."
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"I'm talking in Italian with my wife."
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"No, I'm not married yet."
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"- Let's do it. - It's cheap, not expensive."
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"that might look cool there."
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"- Yeah. - It would look good."
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"Yes."
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"Is that you and her dancing?"
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"I don't see no Pino emoji."
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"You bopped a kissy emoji at Pino's birthday party?"
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"And guess what she did after I sent the kissy."
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"This is huge, man."
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"Absolutely."
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"Where is she?"
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"Dude, triple B."
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"All right. Let's just, like, wave goodbye."
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"Thanks for coming along."
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