Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Golden Girls - The Truth Will Out (S01E01)

"Invited everyone you knew"
The Golden Girls
"Ma, you know that machine is not working."
The Golden Girls
"You're fine. You're staying with me."
The Golden Girls
"My friend Maria is always nervous when her daughter Theresa comes for a visit."
The Golden Girls
"Come on, now. We gotta get you two settled."
The Golden Girls
"(both) Ah, just coffee."
The Golden Girls
"- I was really surprised. - What do you mean?"
The Golden Girls
"Yes. Every time I used to walk into the kitchen,"
The Golden Girls
"- I lost it all, I'm sorry. - Mother, I am so ashamed of you."
The Golden Girls
"accompanied by our national anthem.""
The Golden Girls
"Me. I never lie."
The Golden Girls
"Liked you? He would have adored you!"
The Golden Girls
"Thank you for being a friend"
The Golden Girls
"Traveled down the road and back again"
The Golden Girls
"Your heart is true"
The Golden Girls
"You're a pal and a confidante"
The Golden Girls
"And if you threw a party"
The Golden Girls
"You would see the biggest gift would be from me"
The Golden Girls
"And the card attached would say"
The Golden Girls
""Thank you for being a friend""
The Golden Girls
"- Morning. - Oh, here, taste this."
The Golden Girls
"- What is it? - Oh, it's my special maple syrup,"
The Golden Girls
"honey, brown sugar, molasses, Rice Krispies log."
The Golden Girls
"How practical. A snack you can panel your den with."
The Golden Girls
"Some people put flour in it, but I think that makes it too heavy."
The Golden Girls
"My kids always liked it this way."
The Golden Girls
"Tell me, Rose, do any of your kids still have their own teeth?"
The Golden Girls
"I know it's a little sweet, but it's Kirstin's favorite."
The Golden Girls
"What are you and your daughter planning on doing this week?"
The Golden Girls
"My granddaughter's never been to Florida before,"
The Golden Girls
"so I thought I'd take them to SeaWorld and Gatorworld and Reptile World"
The Golden Girls
"- and Parrot Village. - What?"
The Golden Girls
"The parrots don't get a world?"
The Golden Girls
"This is outrageous."
The Golden Girls
"Dorothy, just look at this man. He is obviously guilty as sin."
The Golden Girls
"I don't even know why they bother with a trial."
The Golden Girls
"- What trial? - Oh, the Duncan Osgood trial."
The Golden Girls
"That big society murder over in Palm Beach?"
The Golden Girls
"What makes you so sure he's guilty?"
The Golden Girls
"His wife was found at the bottom of their private lake"
The Golden Girls
"clutching his dickey in her hand."
The Golden Girls
"Well, that would certainly place him at the scene of the crime."
The Golden Girls
"Look at this. I'm a walking time bomb."
The Golden Girls
"230 over 190. Stand back, I could blow any minute."
The Golden Girls
"We shouldn't take any chances. I can't be moved."
The Golden Girls
"Somebody else will have to give up their room for Rose's family."
The Golden Girls
"You always complain and we always get through it."
The Golden Girls
"All right, fine."
The Golden Girls
"But I'm begging you, while we're sleeping together,"
The Golden Girls
"please lay off the broccoli at dinner, huh?"
The Golden Girls
"Sophia, I really appreciate you giving up your room."
The Golden Girls
"It's just so much more fun having the family here than at a hotel."
The Golden Girls
"- I bet you're pretty excited about their visit. - Oh, yes..."
The Golden Girls
"- and a little nervous. - Nervous?"
The Golden Girls
"Why would you be nervous at your daughter and your granddaughter?"
The Golden Girls
"Of course her daughter is a hitman for the Mob."
The Golden Girls
"The rumor is she dated Frank Sinatra."
The Golden Girls
"You know the song "The Lady is a Tramp"?"
The Golden Girls
"It used to be "Theresa is a Tramp.""
The Golden Girls
"Well, they had to change it for legal reasons."
The Golden Girls
"Ma, what are you talking about?"
The Golden Girls
"Somebody asked me about Frank Sinatra."
The Golden Girls
"We were asking Rose why she's nervous about seeing her daughter."
The Golden Girls
"Then try to stay on the subject."
The Golden Girls
"Why are you nervous, Rose?"
The Golden Girls
"I'm nervous 'cause I made Kirstin executor of my will"
The Golden Girls
"and I have to go over the documents with her."
The Golden Girls
"Well, honey, she's a big girl."
The Golden Girls
"I mean, this may not be the most pleasant conversation you two will ever have,"
The Golden Girls
"but she can handle it."
The Golden Girls
"There are some things in there that might surprise her."
The Golden Girls
"- Oh, some deep, dark, family secrets? - No, I just don't know how she'll react."
The Golden Girls
"Oh, boy, I'd love to put some surprises in my will."
The Golden Girls
"Like leaving a small remembrance to each of the men"
The Golden Girls
"who has brought some special joy or pleasure to my life."
The Golden Girls
"Where would they read that will, Blanche? The Astrodome?"
The Golden Girls
"Or maybe I'll just do something like, "To my sister Virginia,"
The Golden Girls
""I hereby bequeath my diamond brooch, my collection of Wedgwood china,"
The Golden Girls
"- and all my stock in AT&T." - You have stock in AT&T?"
The Golden Girls
"I don't have any of those things, but for one brief moment,"
The Golden Girls
"Virginia would think she'd hit the jackpot."
The Golden Girls
"♪ That's why mm-mm is a tramp."
The Golden Girls
"- Are they here yet? - No, not yet."
The Golden Girls
"But Rose left for the airport over an hour ago."
The Golden Girls
"Wait until you see what I bought. I found the most stunning silk dress,"
The Golden Girls
"an incredibly revealing lace nightie,"
The Golden Girls
"and look, these just adorable sequined socks."
The Golden Girls
"Sequined socks..."
The Golden Girls
"I think they kind of make a personal statement."
The Golden Girls
"Yeah, this end up."
The Golden Girls
"Sophia! Anyway, I'm glad I got back before Kirsten and Charley got here."
The Golden Girls
"- Who's Charley? - Rose's granddaughter."
The Golden Girls
"That's a girl's name, Charley? That's a bookie's name!"
The Golden Girls
"- She's named after Rose's husband. - Rose's husband was a bookie?"
The Golden Girls
"- He sold insurance. - An even bigger racket!"
The Golden Girls
"Dorothy, listen. Before Rose gets here, can I ask you something?"
The Golden Girls
"- Sure. - You don't have to answer"
The Golden Girls
"- if you don't want to. - What is it?"
The Golden Girls
"If you think it's none of my business, say, "It's none of your business!""
The Golden Girls
"You caught me one night sneaking out of the kitchen naked"
The Golden Girls
"with an Oreo in my mouth."
The Golden Girls
"We have no secrets. Now ask your damn question."
The Golden Girls
"Have you noticed that Rose has been acting peculiar?"
The Golden Girls
"Yes, Blanche, from the first day I met her."
The Golden Girls
"I mean, since she's been getting ready for her daughter's visit."
The Golden Girls
"I think it has something to do with her will."
The Golden Girls
"She's just excited about seeing her daughter."
The Golden Girls
"No, I think it's more than that."
The Golden Girls
"You know how she said she was nervous about showing her daughter her will?"
The Golden Girls
"She ought to be, because wills make people do crazy things!"
The Golden Girls
"Like what, Blanche?"
The Golden Girls
"Like killing people."
The Golden Girls
"Do you know what they just uncovered in the Duncan Osgood murder case?"
The Golden Girls
"That the day before she was murdered, Tippi Paxton Osgood had changed her will,"
The Golden Girls
"making Duncan the sole heir to the Paxton napkin fortune!"
The Golden Girls
"- That man is guilty! - Oh, come on!"
The Golden Girls
"That's circumstantial evidence! I mean, it's not enough to convict him!"
The Golden Girls
"Actually, the more damning evidence was a snapshot they found of Duncan"
The Golden Girls
"dressed in scuba gear, dragging Tippi's body down the stairs, wrapped in a carpet."
The Golden Girls
"Maybe it was from their wedding album."
The Golden Girls
Show more clips