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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion (S30E30)

"you'd beat 'em with the other one!"
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"for a nice, calming concussion."
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"dream catcher filter replacements."
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"or are gently coaxed by woke monkeys."
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"It's all right here, baby."
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"It's 1-2-3!"
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"I hope she enjoys both of them."
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"and release the hounds."
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"An "A"? Oh, my gosh, Bart!"
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"We're closed."
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"She means business."
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"This means war."
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"Marge, don't say that!"
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"Ruh-ruh."
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"I know. Raising the kids and looking fabulous."
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"(moans)"
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"Mm. And what is 60 + 63?"
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"and we are gonna discuss it."
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"I learned Swedish to read this here book,"
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"But, really, not necessary."
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"This is going right up on the refrigerator in the front yard."
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"you are so peaceful."
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"Lenny, Carl, Barney, Moe."
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"Effective immediately:"
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"-(tires screech) -(thud)"
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"MARGE: Hey."
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"Boom. Retired."
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"Dig deeper."
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"I wasn't getting As because of the crystals."
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"Mmm. I smell like the smoking area of a nice resort."
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"(both chuckle)"
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"Hmm, maybe he's a little overtrained."
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"One last thing to do."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Now, sisters,"
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"I win. Me."
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"Have you tried rose quartz?"
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"and I think you should see something."
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"A Confederacy of Dunces."
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"¶ And that's all right ¶"
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"Bart, your old attention deficit disorder medicine"
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"the generic ADD medication Chillaxodol?"
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""A" paper by Lisa. "A" paper by Lisa."
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"Uh, useless."
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"(gasps) I love you."
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"Singing bowl,"
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"You have a job."
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"(energetic music playing)"
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"I have a friend I think is here."
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"The one force no kiosk can withstand:"
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"Gah! Unthinkable! The horror!"
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"Shalom, kind queen."
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"Uh, maybe I could just buy a couple rocks and go."
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"It was crystals."
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"(school bell ringing)"
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"I could use some of those for Kirk."
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"I'm closing the store. A cot finally opened up"
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"I'm gonna grind 'em up and snort 'em."
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"Then I can really start making my own money,"
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"You don't realize how bad this is, do you?"
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"(chuckles) Ooh, I love your handbag."
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"I have just the thing for you."
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"Healing crystals."
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"Oh, they're more than rocks."
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"¶ Look to your soul ¶"
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"I will stop you!"
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"(Marge grumbles)"
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"(chuckles)"
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"Illuminate..."
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"I'd say goodbye, but what's the point?"
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"(sustained note)"
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"Luann bought $60 worth"
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"-¶ I'll always love my mama. ¶ -(school bell rings)"
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"build a competing kiosk in the same escalator dump-out zone?"
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"No, that's not it. Keep pitching."
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"Now to test my theory."
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"But the other stuff is... (shudders)"
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"Run! Run!"
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"-(rapid gunfire) -What's happening here?!"
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"I want to seed the bed with them,"
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"Thank you."
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"¶ Crystal blue persuasion ¶"
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"You know what?"
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"You know, it would have been far easier"
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"...dry mouth..."
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"It's crystal clear."
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"implicitly and explicitly, gaps between rhetoric"
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"That'll do nicely."
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"I'm gonna have to shut you down."
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""Before passing on to a new owner,"
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"Now, looky here."
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"Initiate ocular scan mode."
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"Your child may experience unwanted side effects,"
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"painful spasms..."
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"You hid the Gettysburg Address"
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"¶ Ain't it beautiful ¶"
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"Yes. Why?"
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"¶ Just look to your soul ¶"
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"¶ She's my favorite girl ¶"
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"Blow up the bridge."
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"(babbling)"
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"Who wants cake?"
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"MARGE: Oh, wow."
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"as "dolphining.""
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"that life is heartless and brutal,"
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"Congratulations, I guess."
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"...involuntary Memphis juking..."
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"is experiencing any of these side effects,"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(Sharpies squeaking)"
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"Just take 'em."
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"Whee!"
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"...and a symptom that can only be described"
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"¶ Ooh, ooh ¶"
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"¶ So easy to find ¶"
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