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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion (S30E30)

"I didn't want them."
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"I'm sorry, honey. We'll just have to cut back"
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"(gasps) Ah."
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"I mean the "hello" shalom, but also the "peace" one."
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"How can I soothe you?"
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"Wow. That was a lot just now."
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"No white-out."
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"It's made by your boyfriend, Lis: the Earth!"
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"Hmm."
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"Where'd it go?"
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"That's a solstice stone,"
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"Just nama-stay out of my business."
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"(chuckles)"
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"I know what you did, Bart Simpson."
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"She's shown me nothing but love."
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"and I got demoted from stripper to topless valet."
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"And if they lost their snowshoe,"
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"You know, these just might make me stop drinking."
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"Did I hear "not dependent on Homer"?"
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"¶ So don't you give up now ¶"
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"I'm going to open up a kiosk in the Shelbyville Mall."
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"On her turf!"
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"You've been living in my kiosk?"
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"(barking)"
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"to what pyramids have known all along."
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"Sorry, Lis,"
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"¶ I'll always love my mama ¶"
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"I said, who wants cake?"
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"-that no one will miss. -Mm-hmm."
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"children's health care will be cut from workers' benefits."
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"Mm."
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"With a uniform!"
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"I have a healing beauty relaxorium in Shelbyville."
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"(snaps)"
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"Oh, look what it says."
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"There's no more law and order in malls."
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"I've been thinking."
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"(explosion)"
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"...musical flatulence..."
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"I'm sorry, sir."
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"Marge, we need more crystals."
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"Are you sure? Do you really?"
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"I'm gonna need you to can it, Marge."
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"My name is Piper Paisley."
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"I want to be more than just Mr. Mrs. Homer Simpson."
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"That's what you get for having a family."
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"(laughs): You say so now, but I remember you back then."
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"Crystals are a timeless database"
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"Hmm..."
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"You won't get away with it!"
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"¶ ¶"
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"No, that is it!"
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"They call every morning and say, "Where are you?""
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"Oh, I got three kids, and they've all got health."
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"as easy as 1-2-3."
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"(gasps) East?"
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"If you call that living."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"and practice in Swedish policy."
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"and sent 'em off to school."
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"The answers are actually correct."
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"of inessential line item"
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"I am pretty desperate."
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""A" paper by Bart."
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"Maybe he really did the work."
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"Which is just what comes out of our tap!"
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"Nelson got an "A" on his test!"
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"Almost out of moon potion."
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"(Santa's Little Helper howls)"
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"I need this for shopping."
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"Do I hear thunder?"
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"Ugh!"
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"(whimpers) Aah!"
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"(panting)"
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"you think she's me."
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"That's how we raised the generation that lost Vietnam."
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"Bart, it's time for your ADD treatment."
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"Aah..."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Oh, dear, we're running low on obsidian."
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"Less Oprah, more Chopra."
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"I'm sorry, Marge,"
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"I'll figure out your scam."
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"which you could read when Milhouse distracted Flanders."
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""crystals should be cleared of their old energy"
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"of organic blackberries today."
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"Lisa has a boyfriend?"
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"Three times."
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"And look what I hid in the apple."
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"-I didn't get through the title. -Yeah, me neither."
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"Oh, fine!"
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"Mm... hmm."
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"I lied."
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"(grunts)"
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"Fill 'er up."
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"What part of "namaste" don't you understand?"
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"Do I know you?"
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"Why?"
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"Sir, I've prepared your year-end finance report."
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"Sir, sir, sir, I'm sure there's some sort"
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"on the kids' meds."
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"Back in my day, children didn't need no meds!"
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"including headaches..."
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"from his ADD meds."
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"Should I really be selling them?"
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"I don't see anything in it."
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"(playing dissonant melody)"
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"in a poster right by your desk,"
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"It was just as boring as Tinker Tailor Something Something."
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"And this is how I find out?"
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"I can sell you brain powder in bulk."
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"Can you take that chance?"
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"Marge made me a better offer!"
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"I don't think I even remember how to get there."
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"The dog believes in me."
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"¶ Ooh, ooh ¶"
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"(slurps)"
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"Could it really be the crystals?"
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"(grunts)"
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"Because of those corporate tax cuts we all wanted?"
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