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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion (S30E30)

"(groaning)"
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"I put all the times tables in Newton's wig."
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"Somewhere in me is a yoni egg."
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"I think it might be hatching."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Stop, stop. Piper, stop."
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"and recalibrate."
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"These days, enlightened people like solar,"
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"Hello, Chillaxodol."
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"(horn honks)"
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"The crystals got Kirk a new job."
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"That's right, I'm a batboy."
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"You see it? Right there. See it?"
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"But I'm gonna need more than that."
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"I can't hear you over the bowl."
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"(cash register dings)"
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"Namaste."
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"You know you can't do this, right--"
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"(chuckles): I mean,"
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"Aha!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Tell her the truth."
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"with all these legitimate businesses."
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"Those were good."
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"(chuckles) I'm gonna die like I lived:"
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"(squeaking)"
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"and the cosmos is indifferent to us all."
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"Without insurance, we'll just have to go to..."
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"in this cult I've been trying to get into."
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"not be dependent on Homer."
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"Wicker birthing chairs."
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"Is it? If I wasn't Botoxed as hell,"
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"Looks like I brought my average up to a "D.""
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"(sniffing)"
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"Well, cancel the book club,"
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"Nordic noir is known for its plain language"
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"Well, thank you."
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"(sputters) Wh-Why, if this continues,"
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"(farting rhythmically)"
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"...sudden relocation..."
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"If you or a loved one"
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"you would do well to remember"
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"Hmm. "The healing magic of crystals.""
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"Ooh, a suppository."
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"I want you to try these."
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"Can I still buy crystals?"
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"In fact, you can have my entire inventory."
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"let us Sharpie in the whites of our eyes."
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"You were just there today."
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"Tibetan singing bowls."
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"You don't have a retail business license."
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"Mm. (chuckles)"
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"¶ Gonna see the light ¶"
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"-Meep... -(growls)"
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"¶ Crystal blue persuasion, mmm. ¶"
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"So, those crystals"
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"not an equinox stone."
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"Marge, honey, you've got to be careful."
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"What happened to that hoverboard guy?"
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"(mysterious jazz playing)"
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"(Flanders gasps)"
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"Pure coincidence."
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"No, that's who's coming:"
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"The book we read was, uh, The Girl with the Dragon Something."
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"("I'll Always Love My Mama" by the Intruders playing)"
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"(stammers) The novel reflects,"
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"Uh, they don't hatch."
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"You win."
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"Marge, honey, I'm glad you're home."
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"Excuse me."
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"Because everything here is..."
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"I thought you were just getting massages!"
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"Uh-oh. Aah!"
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"You just gave 'em a slug of whiskey"
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"So goodbye, Focusyn."
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"MARGE: Hmm? Mm."
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"then I can medicine you."
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"Scientists are finally waking up"
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"I believe."
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"You really got an "A"?"
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"so he doesn't crawl over to me."
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"Now, enter my chariot to Heaven."
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"could be cured by this pagan hogwash."
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"Don't you see it? Your dream of being a massive success?"
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"-Mm-mmm. -Right there. See it?"
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"Yeah, okay, bring it down."
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"Here at MURMUR, we have everything"
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"a holistic mother might need."
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"Fairy traps."
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"¶ Better get ready ¶"
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"And this for a rainy day."
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"I got into this business because of the kids,"
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"but now I like it."
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"(school bell rings)"
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"just to study and get an "A.""
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"Yeah, but what's the point of that?"
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"Nelson got detention,"
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"I win! (chuckles)"
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"So you're not mad?"
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"Thank you for understanding."
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"D'oh!"
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"and the consciously evil prefer fracking."
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"(booing)"
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"Maybe we can get the kids government health care."
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"Oh, sorry, Marge, that's gone, remember?"
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"It's not a pill."
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"It's not a drug."
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"So I'm a bit of a mystery, huh? Huh?"
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"MARGE: I'm not even 100% sure these things work."
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"I guess I should."
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"Cactus milk."
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"Yes. Only made from coconuts that fall from the tree"
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"Well, it's wonderful to meet a fellow entrepreneuse."
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"Ew!"
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"I'm telling Dad."
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"Now, phase two."
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"to have somewhere to go every day."
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"You work at the power plant."
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"D'oh!"
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"(chuckles) Sweet."
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