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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Pontiac Bandit (S01E01)

"You can trust me."
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"Dogs are my whole life."
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"Also work."
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"Doing work and hanging with dogs."
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"That's my lifestyle."
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"[sneezes]"
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"I just need an epipen because my happiness"
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"Is making my throat close up."
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"Hand me the small dog, santiago."
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"How many cars would you say this pontiac bandit has stolen?"
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"230 that I know of."
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"You're not very good at math."
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"What are the charges against judy?"
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"12 counts of identity theft,"
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"But I've been chasing him for a month."
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"I've been trying to catch the pontiac bandit for eight years."
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"96."
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"80--40--and 6 years, months."
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"Do you need a math tutor?"
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"Because the department will provide one for you."
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"I can't tell if you're being serious."
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"I'm on the fence here."
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"(holt) what's 1,000 push-ups?"
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"When we're on a case and one of us says 1,000 push-ups,"
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"That if I'm wrong, I'll do 1,000 push-ups."
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"(rosa) it's a pact we made."
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"(holt) okay."
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"Make the deal. Yes!"
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"Feels good to finally say that in front of actual people"
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"Instead of just the mirror."
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"All right, so we grab the burner, catch the bandit,"
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"Become police legends."
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"She thinks I own an architecture firm with all white employees."
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"That's racist."
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"Why stop there? Why not tell her you're an astronaut?"
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"You saw what it did to sandy bullock."
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"We can play-act with his mom for two minutes to get a lead."
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"Fine."
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"One false move, and I tase you in front of your mom."
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"Well, shouldn't you be at work?"
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"Never too busy to see my mama. Oh."
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"Mama, this is my girlfriend rosa."
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"And this is my personal assistant."
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"Mangy carl."
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"Aw, it's nice to meet you. You can just call me carl."
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"I work with a charity that finds jobs"
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"For down-on-their-luck white people."
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"Oh..."
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"The whites."
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"[laughter]"
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"Aw..."
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"Hey, speaking of which, we should probably grab that phone,"
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"You know, so you can get back to architecturals."
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"Chop it up with rosa?"
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"Well, that sounds nice."
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"I love getting to know people."
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"It's my jam."
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"Oh, how good is this food?"
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"I'm eating it."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, that's the hoof!"
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"[gasps] that's the best part of the stew!"
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"Think of it as marrow nugget wrapped in a thick toenail."
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"[gags]"
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"But we'd love to hear it again."
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"He said that if the bullet was a fraction of an inch to the left"
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"Oh... Yeah."
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"Like ten minutes. Chill, mangy."
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"I can't chill. I've never been this close before."
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"Thank you."
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"Yeah, I robbed a tower records back in '92."
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"Kept my faves."
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"Doug judy. Ooh."
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"Yes, sir. Love that little mouse."
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"His journey-- the story of america."
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"I could not agree more."
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"Fievel? Papa."
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"Fievel! Papa!"
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"Fie-vel! Pa-pa!"
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"Fie-vel!"
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"You guys having fun?"
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"His mom put this stupid braid in my hair."
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"Oh, looks beautiful."
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"Please have my children."
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"Let's go. (doug) wait, wait, wait."
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"Diaz looks like a dirty criminal."
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"But you look like a cop, man."
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"You can't go over there like that."
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"What'd you have in mind?"
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"♪ makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon ♪"
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"♪ explosion overpowerin'"
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"♪ over the competition I'm towerin' ♪"
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"I don't look like a cop now."
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"You can't just disappear"
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"And leave a sign on your desk that says, "gone leavin'.""
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"I can't take him anymore."
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"'cause his scooter can't get up the steps in the hallway."
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"Gina, have some compassion."
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"Boyle got hurt doing something brave."
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"All this cycling makes me feel like lance armstrong."
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"And have one teste?"
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"How long can you possibly hide in here?"
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"My phone battery's at 100% charge,"
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"Is it triple-breasted somehow?"
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"What about the girl in total reca?"
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"Mmm. Triple bitties."
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"Triple bitties. Triple bitties. Yeah."
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"[laughs] rosa--"
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"There's no sign of anyone."
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"You sure about this?"
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"Heads up."
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"So he sent me to make sure everything was cool."
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"Who are they?"
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"This is the buyer. Carl mangerman. 'sup?"
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"He meets with you alone or it's off."
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"Sergeant, I'd like you to meet richard and dan."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but that's impossible."
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"Chaos reigns at the jeffords household."
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"I can't let those innocent pups into that madhouse."
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"Just know you have disappointed..."
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"All three of us."
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