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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Pontiac Bandit (S01E01)

"I wish you guys got shot more often."
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"(jake) of course it is."
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"Lucky for me my mom lent me her leg warmers."
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"Yeah, I know. Check out these doughnuts."
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"So I'm able to do everything that I used to do."
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"Oh... The heart is the hardest part."
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"Hey, charles, just take my coffee. It's fresh."
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"Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Hot coffee in my cast!"
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"Ah... [sighs]"
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"Or jack peralta or whatever.""
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"He has some information about some dude who steals pontiacs."
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"He knows a guy who steals pontiacs?"
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"Yeah, I just said that. Chill, man."
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"Okay, sorry."
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"(doug) hey, diaz."
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"Come here and talk to me."
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"Yeah."
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"Backing up, guys."
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"Defending a fellow officer."
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"You know, the doctor said that if the bullet"
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"Was two millimeters to the left"
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"And a foot higher, I might never have walked again."
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"Right, detectives?"
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"I've been chasing this guy for eight years."
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"He's never left any evidence,"
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"And he's never been caught on camera."
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"Before we go any further,"
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"(doug) asian dude."
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"This is a composite sketch from ten interviews I've done."
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"Have said over the years."
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"[coughs]"
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"You're allergic to dogs, aren't you? Nope."
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"[sneezing]"
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"So the burner phone that doug judy used"
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"To contact the pontiac bandit is at his mom's house."
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"He's agreed to help us catch the bandit"
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"But the real number could be in the millions."
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"You know how many months that is?"
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"Look, this guy is for real. 1,000 push-ups."
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"1,000 push-ups, really? Yes."
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"Okay. I'm in."
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"Oh, we were in the academy together,"
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"And we hated all the drills, so now"
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"It means I'm so sure I'm right"
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"It really just means "trust me." and I do."
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"I've got you now, pontiac bandit. Whoo!"
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"'cause space is scary."
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"Yeah, I'm with him on this one."
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"Yeah. [laughs]"
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"Dougie! Oh, my beautiful boy."
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"[smooches]"
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"Mangy carl used to be a homeless gentleman."
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"Yes, he is."
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"Yeah. This guy."
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"Yes, it's in the spare bedroom."
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"Why don't you just stay up here and..."
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"They accidentally put a stone in mine."
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"Hey, did I tell you guys what the doctor said?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Couple times."
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"And two feet up, it woulda hit my brain."
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"Oh..."
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""back in the game. When can we meet?""
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"I gotta admit, your enthusiasm makes me want you to catch him."
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"Are these laserdiscs?"
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"Blade runner, tron, oh!"
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"Fievel goes west?"
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"Parking lot on flatbush and vanderbilt in 15 minutes."
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"♪ don't call it a comeback"
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"♪ I been here for years"
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"♪ listen to the bass go boom"
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"No, you look like a boyz ii men easter album."
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"Burn."
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"That's not a burn, that's cool."
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"[door opens]"
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"(gina) I'm hiding from charles."
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"Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, push."
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"Wouldn't you like to know?"
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"This is my home now."
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"I gotta say, the suit is growing on me."
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"Looks good."
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"1,000 push-ups."
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"Okay."
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"Who the hell are you? Where's bill?"
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"He hadn't heard from you in a while,"
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"Apparently it's not."
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"They're with me."
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"I don't know them, I don't trust them."
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"Come on!"
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"I promise you this."
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"They are puppies."
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"Maybe your twins would like some little, furry friends."
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"With the twins learning how to walk,"
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"Terry won't do you like that."
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"That's cold, sir."
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"We send him in alone."
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"Oh, man. [phone chimes]"
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"They just sent the location."
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"He's done with me."
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"This is your last shot."
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"Put a wire on him, get a tactical team in as backup."
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"Doug judy and I know this guy. You have to trust us."
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"Seriously?"
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"Well, I raise you. 2,000 push-ups."
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"I hope you understand how serious this is to me."
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"Ask questions about money, cars, specifics."
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"I'm getting kind of nervous, man. This dude is for real."
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"There's a body on the back door,"
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"So, what'd I miss?"
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"I did. But it brought me and scully closer together."
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"What else?"
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"Does anyone have skinny forearms?"
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"Yeah, it's way down there by my butt."
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"Is that it? Yup."
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"Oh, okay. (charles) right there."
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"Ah!"
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"Got it."
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"(doug) hey, diaz..."
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"And weed?"
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