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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Girl, Internetted (S17E17)

"How is she?"
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"- What? - How is Meg?"
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"Her middle finger smells weird."
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"Meg has Type 2 diabetes."
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"The one where you're supposed to shame her,"
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"not feel sorry for her."
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"But I need to draw a little more blood for the lab."
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"As I suspected. Sap."
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"- Vermont gold. - I love sugaring season."
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"Me too."
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""The moon, though slight, was moon enough to show"
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"And on black ground, a bearskin rug of snow.""
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"Robert Frost, "Evening In A Sugar Orchard.""
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"Robert Frost!"
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"What? Dad?"
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"It's okay, Meg. You had a diabetic coma dream."
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"Dad's still an idiot. I'm still an idiot."
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"Coming up, local anchor brings a concealed weapon to work,"
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"as is his right."
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"But first, popular Internet star Meg Griffin"
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"has Type 2 diabetes,"
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"and is also the new face of diabetes drug Pancresta."
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"Refrigerator Meg here."
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"If diabetes has you down, get your insulin levels up"
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"with Pancresta."
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"Pancresta may cause heart disease,"
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"Do not take Pancresta if you are pregnant"
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"or plan on becoming pregnant."
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"If you have a problem with addiction,"
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"do not take Pancresta, as smoking Pancresta may mimic"
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"the otherworldly high of heroin."
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"Chopping up and snorting Pancresta may amplify"
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"and/or enhance sexual experience."
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"Rock concerts on Pancresta may be excessively transformative."
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"Pancresta may cause intense philosophical"
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"Pancresta can be delivered directly to your home,"
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"and since we're here, why not, we'll do a bump."
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"Pancresta is not for everyone, just the sexy people."
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"Lame losers should not take Pancresta."
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"Makes opiates look like (BLEEP) baby aspirin."
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"Meg, like everyone who doesn't have diabetes,"
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"I'm not sure how it works,"
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"but I do know you could go blind,"
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"you could have organ failure, you could lose your feet."
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"No amount of fame is worth this."
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"James Woods High School will also be saluting"
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"their own diabetic Internet celebrity"
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"with a pep rally in her honor this Thursday."
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"Sponsored by Pancresta, which feels like being inside"
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"the warm, wet mouth of the Lord."
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"You're a Hummer guy."
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"I'm not a Hummer guy, Stewie. I'm a responsible Prius driver"
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"who's making the best of a bad situation."
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"I didn't ask for this car."
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"I also didn't ask for these slowpokes in front of me."
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"- Out of the way, you old bag! - Brian, that's Paul McCartney"
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"doing "Carpool Karaoke" songs we can afford."
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"She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes"
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"Whoo!"
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"Sam Elliott or Kiss "Lick it Up"?"
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"Why not both?"
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"Oh, yeah.""
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"That's about all I care to read of that."
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"Refrigerator Meg here"
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"having one of my favorite snacks:"
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"french fry sandwiches on white bread."
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"Bad sugars and starches are the bomb!"
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"Meg's feet are gone. Rotted."
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"I have a gift for knowing when something bad happens"
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"to someone's legs, kind of like a shining."
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"Oh, you were thirsty, weren't you?"
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"Good boy. You're a boy car."
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"- Yeah, that's weird. Stop that. - Stop what?"
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"The way you're touching, feeding,"
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"- and talking to your car. - His name is Mark McGrath."
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"What's happened to you?"
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"God, the power."
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"It felt so good."
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"People turned their heads when I pulled into Hooters,"
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"- How much creatine... - I've been doing a lot of creatine!"
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"All set."
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"You can probably get another 130,000 miles out of this thing."
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"Well, let's see... I drive about 4,000 a year,"
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"Dead for 18 years."
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"I'll miss you, Mark McGrath."
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"I'll miss scaring the hell out of homeless people"
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"with your cruise-ship-grade air horn."
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"I'll miss catching the eye of women"
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"smoking outside of government buildings."
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"But mostly, I'll miss driving a military vehicle"
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"45 miles an hour through a school zone"
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"to get Crest Whitestrips."
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"The back side of this car is all wrecked."
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"Who fixed this thing, your wife?"
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"- No, she can't fix a car. - That's my point."
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"She passed away last month. She was addicted to Pancresta,"
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"to a higher level of consciousness."
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"Just turned into a smiling beam of light right before my eyes."
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"She told me to be at peace, and I was."
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"Sorry, Mr. Griffin. I don't know what happened."
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"Looks like you got the Hummer"
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"for another couple of days at least."
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"Stewie, why did you do it?"
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"Oh, you were having so much fun, Bri."
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"Besides, the Earth is on fire."
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"Let's do donuts on Mark Ruffalo's lawn."
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"Yeah!"
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"Hey, come on, you guys. Knock it off."
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"Hey, why don't you turn into the Hulk?"
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"Oh, right. You're just a Hollywood sissy."
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"I'm calling the cops!"
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"Oh, you hear that, Brian? Hulk's calling the cops."
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"Turns out old Mark really was the Hulk."
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"And Brian and Stewie got tossed clear up to New Hampshire."
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"I'm Sam Elliott."
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"This concludes your B story."
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"They're all here because of you."
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"Hi, Meg."
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"It's your friends, Patty, Ruth and Esther."
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"it would be shocking how fat we are."
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