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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Girl, Internetted (S17E17)

"Really, all the Nabisco products,"
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"You know, like, on the back of Triscuits"
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"when they give you the recipes for those snacks?"
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"I swear to God, make those little pizzas."
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"Hashtag it: #PetesTriscuitLifeHacks."
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"Go ahead and check it out. Recipe in bio."
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"I got away."
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"Uh, man bun alert."
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"All religions welcome."
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"That's us! Come on, everyone!"
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"How'd you like a real one?"
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"- That was bad. - Eh, times have changed."
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"Three years ago, I would've been a hero."
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"Three years ago, they would've been 12."
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"I need a nap."
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"Brian, turn on the heat and NPR."
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"We now return to NPR's Fresh Air."
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"My guest today is a white music writer"
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"who has written a book about the history of hip-hop."
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"Stewie's loss."
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"I'm sure this'll be an enriching discussion."
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"Hip-hop has its roots in the call-and-response tradition"
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"of the Southern black Baptist church."
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"Well, a nap was just what the doctor ordered."
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"write a history of rap"
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"And today, I'm gonna show you how anyone can become"
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"an Internet celebrity, like me, Corey from Corey's World."
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"I bet you can't make my daughter Meg an Internet celebrity."
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"Dad, stop."
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"Rectangle body, fridge bod, untapped market."
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"Go with that."
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"You're welcome."
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"Oh, my God, Dad!"
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"I'm trending on Twitter."
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"That's awesome, Meg."
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"I say we celebrate by eating Triscuit pizzas."
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"- Is it good? - The recipe's right on the box."
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"- Yeah, but is it good? - You can make them"
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"with ingredients you probably already have in the house."
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"- Dad, what does it taste like? - That's right."
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"Ugh! It's like I dropped a tomato in some hay."
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"Yeah, it's like if a horse made a pizza."
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"Triscuits: make sure you have a drink nearby."
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"All right, Meg, now that you're an Internet personality,"
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"we got to build your brand."
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"Uh, yeah, actually, I can..."
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"I-Is..."
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"Is there anything you can do in front of your dad?"
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"- I can shuffle a deck of cards. - Oh, good."
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"All right, we're taking your bedroom door off the hinges."
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"- It's my car. - Sorry."
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"We were, however, able to save your purse."
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"It's a gender-fluid Euro carrier."
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"Either way, we'll have it towed back to San Francisco."
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"How did this turn into my fight?"
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"You're gonna need a loaner."
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"We have a pink Volkswagen Beetle you might feel comfortable in."
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"Ooh, Brian, we could be two in the pink!"
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"Yeah, I'm thinking of something sportier."
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"- The red Miata it is. - Give me your manliest car!"
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"Bill, I need a Hummer."
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"Again? You're insatiable."
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"Wow, that thing's big."
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"Brian, it's night now."
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"Let's see what we've got in here."
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"Boom! Mini cream!"
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"No, turn it around: 35 grams of sugar!"
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"Yeah, through the roof!"
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"Check it, check it, what's this?"
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"A bacon drawer? Stacked."
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"Don't even have to cook them."
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"Cook them right in your stomach!"
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"Wash it down with a little cream!"
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"Sponsored by Oscar Mayer and Land O'Lakes."
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"If it's not Land O'Lakes, it's not cream!"
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"You're now sponsored by Safeway Rough 'n' Thin."
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"Don't forget to wash the tip of your middle finger"
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"Mom, we've got a problem."
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"- so-so they sent me a ton of it. - Yeah, so?"
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"Dad Han Solo'd himself."
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"Oh, my God, he's gonna suffocate."
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"I created a vanilla ice cream Peter covered in Magic Shell."
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"- Why? - Because I must."
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"Don't listen to him. He's an imposter."
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"- I'm the real Peter. - No, you're not."
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"I made you. I'm the real Peter."
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"Oh-oh, my God, I-I don't know which one to believe."
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"What do you mean? I'm a guy, and he's ice cream."
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"Thank God, Lois."
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"Does anyone mind if I turn the thermostat down"
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"to 32 degrees?"
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"It ain't a crime to be good to yourself"
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"Lick it up..."
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"- Yeah? - It's me."
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"Whoa, lick it up..."
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"Don't need to wait..."
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"Oh..."
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"Oh, yeah..."
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"Five different stations, all playing "Lick It Up" by Kiss."
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"Hummer."
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"Well, it's nice of you to once again drive me"
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"to day care, Brian."
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"Sure. It's only three klicks away."
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"I just hope I don't get branded a "Hummer guy.""
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"I can feel the Earth warming."
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"No one needs a car this big."
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"Yes, but I like how when you cut to an outside shot,"
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"Sam Elliott is narrating your drive."
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"When you need to take a talking baby to day care,"
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"you'll move mountains."
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"And if the mountains won't move,"
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"Hummer."
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"And, yes, Big Lebowski fans, I've seen the movie."
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"I don't need to hear the lines."
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"This place is paying Meg? Uh, to do what?"
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"people just pay you to hang out."
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"Yo, yo, yo! Everything here is made with corn syrup!"
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"Oh, my God, she collapsed!"
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"Don't want to wait till you know me better..."
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"Anybody need a ride to the hospital?"
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