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Clips from The West Wing (1999) - Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc (S01E01)

"The language seems strained, doesn't it?"
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"Strange?"
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"Strained. "This is a time when the president needs our support. ""
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"Sounds pretty straightforward."
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"If you consult the morning releases, you'll see in sports..."
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"...we got dissed by 12 guys named Flippy."
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"Questions?"
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"Did this have to do with the joke?"
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"Will the president make an apology?"
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"Especially after seeing some of the outfits."
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"- Hey. - Hey. What's up?"
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"She discovered that Hoynes responded to an A3 question:"
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""This is a time when the president needs our support. ""
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"- Third one. - She moved to the Ryder Cup."
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"- Wouldn't you? - Yeah."
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"- Get her to keep this off Leo's desk. - I think it goes on it."
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"That quote will disappear."
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"A fight between Leo and the VP's got juice."
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"- Did you need me? - Sorry?"
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"- You come to see me? - Stretching my legs."
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"- ...but I'm just stretching my legs. - Okay."
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"Last week I met a woman named Laurie."
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"We spent the evening together."
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"The next day I discovered she was a call girl."
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"- Sam, do you want to close the door? - Yeah?"
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"Yeah."
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"- You slept with a call girl? - No, I... Yes, I did."
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"- She know who you are? - I didn't reveal my secret identity."
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"I'm asking..."
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"She wouldn't talk."
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"- How do you know? - I know."
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"- You want to call her. - I like her. She's not what you think."
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"I only know she's a call girl. Is she? Then she's what I think."
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"- I left abruptly. - You're gonna try to reform her."
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"I want to say a proper goodbye that shows respect."
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"- You'd like her if you met her. - Promise that won't happen."
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"You're with the energy secretary in five minutes. What's going on?"
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"- Nothing. - Really?"
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"- You're lying? - Yes."
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"- I should get out? - Yes."
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"- Whatever quest... - It's not a quest."
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"You're playing with fire. Talk to Toby."
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"- No way to do this without Toby? - No."
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"Hang on! C.J.!"
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"Talk to Toby. Just Toby."
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"I'll kill him."
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"- I'd definitely talk to him. - Oh, I will."
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"- Stay on the perimeter. - I have been."
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"I don't want it on Leo's desk."
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"Thank you!"
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"- Stevie. Does he have time? - We're leaving for NY."
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"- Just a minute. - I'm looking at my watch."
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"Good luck!"
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"Excuse me, Mr. Vice President. I wanted to talk to you about A3C3."
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"I apologize. Things happen quickly."
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"Sometimes people get left behind."
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"The most he was talking about was $6 an acre."
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"We're fixing it."
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"- Had we properly briefed you... - Bill, $6 an acre!"
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"Nice of you to find me, but I've been in the loop."
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"They keep saying "This is a time when the president needs our support. ""
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"- Possibly interpreted as... - I've got a press secretary."
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"- Yes, sir. - Gotta run."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Stay. We've got "Amman," a woman, the works."
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"- 131 over 84. - That was a joke."
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"- Good one. - Everybody's a critic."
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"Hold still."
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"- What's in Amman? - A teaching hospital."
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"- Good for you. How long will you stay? - A week."
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"- What's my temperature? - 56 degrees."
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"- Fahrenheit? - Is that not normal?"
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"- How's the kid? - 10 days old today."
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"- Can she spell anything? - No."
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"- Any pictures? - Thought you'd never ask."
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"- Sir, they touched down at Andrews. - Thanks."
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"What's her name?"
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"Corey. My grandmother's name from her great aunt..."
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"...who got it from the first free woman she met."
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"Your wife's beautiful."
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"- You trick her to marry you? - Hypnosis."
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"I figured."
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"I made a joke about golfers. Now it consumes the whole building."
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"Open your mouth, sir."
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"Jokes are part of my folksy charm. It's the heart of my popularity."
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"Isn't your job-approval rating three percent?"
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"We're having difficulty getting the word out."
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"- Is this from this morning? - Yes, sir."
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"How's my pulse?"
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"You just run the stairs at the Rose Bowl?"
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"- No. - Then it's not good."
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"- Cut back on red meat? Dairy? - Yeah."
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"- How about booze? - Sure. Two Dewar's on the rocks."
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"I had a meeting this morning with the Joint Chiefs."
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"I'm an accomplished man, Morris."
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"With the Joint Chiefs, I feel I'm back at my father's dinner table."
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"I'm a naval officer, I..."
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"You're a doctor in a uniform."
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"It's not like I'm without experience. I'm a former governor."
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"I was commander in chief of the NH National Guard."
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"- Got in tough scrapes? - Didn't have to."
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"We'd stand on the border and stare you down, then go for pancakes."
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"Like you had combat training in premed."
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"- Hold still. - What is that?"
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"- Flu shot. - I don't need one."
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"Maybe this is a military coup? I want the Secret Service."
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"In a coup, why would the Secret Service be on your side?"
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"- That's a thought that will fester. - Hold still."
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"Thank you."
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"I know we have enemies but I don't feel violent toward them."
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"I don't know if that's a weakness..."
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"...but I know how the Joint Chiefs would answer that."
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"Let the Chiefs get to know you."
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"They're naturally suspicious of your leadership."
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"That comes from a lifetime between the devil and the deep blue sea."
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"They're men of character. They may not like your resume..."
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"You have a once-in-a-generation mind. They'll respect that."
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"They'll advise you well and go where you point."
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"Let them get to know you. In the meantime, you outrank them."
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"- Don't worry. And cut back on dairy. - And red meat."
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