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Clips from Shameless - Summertime (S02E02)

"That was great last night."
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"You were having fun, I was having fun."
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"Where's my fucking money?"
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"You were serious about that?"
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"Get me the goddamn tin snips."
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"I-if, if I had won, I wouldn't expect you to pay me."
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"But..."
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"It's a turn of phrase, like, uh, uh,"
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"Yeah, let me tell you something,"
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"if I don't get"
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"my fucking money, I'm cutting toes off"
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"and cauterizing 'em with a blowtorch."
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"60 bucks, man?!"
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"We'll keep the kid."
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"Yeah, as collateral."
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"Come back with my fucking money,"
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"you get the kid."
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"I-I-I'll bring you your money,"
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"but you can't keep the kid."
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"You can't keep Liam."
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"I'll get you your money-- We can work this out."
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"Oh, we just did. No, no, no, no, no, absolutely you can't..."
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"Light it up, get him up."
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"Okay, okay, okay, okay,"
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"okay."
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"Keep Liam."
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"Get up out of here."
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"I'll be back, buddy, I promise you."
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"Well... excuse me. I gotta go."
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"Hey."
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"Even threw in some old Maxwell."
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"I hope so."
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"And who the fuck is Bruno Mars?"
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"May be time to give up on the 22-year-old grad students,"
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"start banging in your own decade."
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"22-year-old grad students"
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"is the reason I got into teaching."
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"I'm too old to start over now."
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"Hey, you got my SIM board?"
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"Yeah, how much?"
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"It's primo stuff."
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"It's a cop locator."
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"Shows me where all the cops are"
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"in a given area at any given time."
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"Is that even legal?"
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"its fair share of law enforcement resources?"
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"Listen, I-I got a lunch date, I got to go."
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"Oh, with who, David Petraeus?"
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"No, I landed"
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"a department of defense grant."
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"Yeah? Yeah, well, who knows if it'll work, but it'll put"
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"some government-issued pork in my pocket."
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"Ah, no, thanks."
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"You're gonna have to figure out how to blow up"
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"Afghan shepherds all on your own."
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"All right."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Making a little easy summer moola the Gallagher way."
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"You don't have a car."
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"A friend's car."
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"You crack a window?"
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"Left the engine running"
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"for the ac."
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"You left a toddler in a running car"
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"This, my young progeny,"
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"is Dr. Frank's magic moneymaking"
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"fun dust. Oregano?"
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"Fool's gold."
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"Hey, maybe we can talk the electric company"
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"into taking a down payment,"
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"you know, payment plan kind of deal."
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"Oh, watch, customers."
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"- Hey, what's going on? - Uh, can I get a watermelon bob-pop,"
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"bubble gum snow cone, and a chocolate crunch?"
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"Molson's?"
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"We sell American beer here to children of age."
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"Come back for a bud light when you're 16."
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"Two frozen snickers,"
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"You 14? Got ID?"
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"What's your birthday?"
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"Okay."
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"You taking little league book like you did last year?"
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"Absolutely, what do you want? Marlins."
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"U10 or u12?"
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"U10 for $15."
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"You're not worried about that Ratkovich?"
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"Kid threw 72 pitches yesterday."
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"Nah. He's Dominican."
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"Hey, Lip, anything on this radar?"
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"Ah..."
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"Nope. Closest unit"
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"is a foot patrol over by the play structure."
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"Sorry I'm late. I slept through my alarm."
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"Yeah, I came by last night, waited around for a while."
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"Well, I didn't get in till 4:00 A.M."
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"New guy? Jody."
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"He's nice."
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"I don't know. We got to talking about music yesterday,"
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"and he showed me a bunch of bands I've never heard of."
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"My favorite was called Guns N' Roses."
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"Guns N' Roses?"
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"How old is Jody?"
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"Uh, 37, I think."
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"You know, he laid out a blanket in the park,"
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"and we listened to his iPod,"
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"and fell asleep in each others' arms."
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"Wow. Sex any good?"
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"No sex. It's a part"
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"Yeah, but I've been having sex since I was 11."
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"I don't know. Jody and I don't want the physical"
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"to complicate things for us."
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"Sure, I guess."
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"Uh, foot patrol,"
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"nine o'clock."
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"200 yards and closing."
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"Never heard of Guns N' Roses?"
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""Welcome To The Jungle"?"
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"Hey, kid?"
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"Not a fucking chance, Frank."
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"Still owe you a beating from last year."
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